jimnyc
10-28-2016, 07:36 AM
WTF? My first thought is WTF? How is this even possible? But then again, do I really want to know? At least there are no pictures!!
I figured he was probably trying to get it on with the tailpipe. Might have burned 'ol Willy if he tried that one! But I read the old report and it turns out that he was taking advantage of the grill. WTF again?
-----
Ohio Man, 35, Pleads Guilty To Autoerotic Encounter With Parked Red Van
An Ohio man has pleaded guilty to public indecency for attempting to copulate with a red van parked on a Dayton street, court records show.
Michael Henson, 35, was arrested in mid-August after police received 911 calls reporting that a man was “pulling his pants down and swinging on stop sign" and getting intimate with an auto.
When cops confronted Henson, he was only wearing gym shorts and shoes and "appeared under the influence of some type of narcotic." Which would explain why a witness reported that Henson placed his penis “in the front grill of the van and began humping it as if he was having sex with the van.”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/autoeroticism/guilty-plea-in-van-encounter-910267
I figured he was probably trying to get it on with the tailpipe. Might have burned 'ol Willy if he tried that one! But I read the old report and it turns out that he was taking advantage of the grill. WTF again?
-----
Ohio Man, 35, Pleads Guilty To Autoerotic Encounter With Parked Red Van
An Ohio man has pleaded guilty to public indecency for attempting to copulate with a red van parked on a Dayton street, court records show.
Michael Henson, 35, was arrested in mid-August after police received 911 calls reporting that a man was “pulling his pants down and swinging on stop sign" and getting intimate with an auto.
When cops confronted Henson, he was only wearing gym shorts and shoes and "appeared under the influence of some type of narcotic." Which would explain why a witness reported that Henson placed his penis “in the front grill of the van and began humping it as if he was having sex with the van.”
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/autoeroticism/guilty-plea-in-van-encounter-910267