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hjmick
11-16-2016, 03:45 PM
If you've ever seen the show Bert the Conqueror on the Travel Channel, you know who Bert Kreischer is.

If you've never seen his standup act, you have no idea who Bert Kreischer is...

Take the hour and ten minutes and watch this, or, if you have Showtime, watch it there. Either way, it's well worth the watch.


You'll thank me later...



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDkMd5VmPXc

revelarts
11-16-2016, 07:27 PM
I thought you meant this Bert

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NightTrain
11-16-2016, 07:58 PM
If you've ever seen the show Bert the Conqueror on the Travel Channel, you know who Bert Kreischer is.

If you've never seen his standup act, you have no idea who Bert Kreischer is...

Take the hour and ten minutes and watch this, or, if you have Showtime, watch it there. Either way, it's well worth the watch.


You'll thank me later...


Pretty funny! Never heard of this guy before.

He's right about the Russian Mob thing back in the early / mid 90s... company I worked for back then got taken for a great deal of money when they had a bunch of containers boosted right off the docks Siberia in broad daylight... turns out they hadn't paid off the right gangsters.

Also, a former Governor of AK, Steve Cowper, got rolled over there when someone slipped him a mickey at a bar and he woke up in an alley bare naked and no wallet or anything. He made it back but didn't recommend anyone take a vacation there. I guess it was kind of the Wild West for a decade or so!

hjmick
11-17-2016, 05:41 PM
Pretty funny! Never heard of this guy before.

He's right about the Russian Mob thing back in the early / mid 90s... company I worked for back then got taken for a great deal of money when they had a bunch of containers boosted right off the docks Siberia in broad daylight... turns out they hadn't paid off the right gangsters.

Also, a former Governor of AK, Steve Cowper, got rolled over there when someone slipped him a mickey at a bar and he woke up in an alley bare naked and no wallet or anything. He made it back but didn't recommend anyone take a vacation there. I guess it was kind of the Wild West for a decade or so!


I'm glad you enjoyed it, thanks for taking the time to watch. It was the funniest hour and ten I've had in a long time.