Here ya go Gunny!

[jimnyc]

As requested, now you have a central location to verbally abuse the commercials, tv shows, movies, actors, actresses... :) :)

[Gunny]

As requested, now you have a central location to verbally abuse the commercials, tv shows, movies, actors, actresses... :) :)

Great. Now I have to go find something. I hate you more than I did earlier.

You're just lucky I hate commercials more than you. :laugh:

[Balu]

As requested, now you have a central location to verbally abuse the commercials, tv shows, movies, actors, actresses... :) :)
Dear Jim,
Please, do me a favor.
He is as he is.
And one more time I'll say what I want:
You all MUST be Grateful for HIM (Gunny) and those as HIM that you are still among alives, yet.
Here he is Mine!
I always RESPECT the hostile servicemen.

[Bilgerat]

I'll get ya going Gunny, that damn "Life Alert" commercial grinds my gears

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

I'll get ya going Gunny, that damn "Life Alert" commercial grinds my gears

Help. I've seen obama's ugly mug on TV too much!
Another experience and I might go bonkers! O' wait , already did that-- well another one and I might shoot my TV--YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I AM A GUN -TOTING, BIBLE THUMPING, REDNECK HILLBILLY.

NOTE- I WAS TAUGHT TO- "TOTE"- MY GUN SAFELY AND DAMN SURE HIT WHATEVER I AIMED AND FIRED AT... ;)-Tyr

[Black Diamond]

Help. I've seen obama's ugly mug on TV too much!
Another experience and I might go bonkers! O' wait , already did that-- well another one and I might shoot my TV--YOU KNOW, BECAUSE I AM A GUN -TOTING, BIBLE THUMPING, REDNECK HILLBILLY.

NOTE- I WAS TAUGHT TO- "TOTE"- MY GUN SAFELY AND DAMN SURE HIT WHATEVER I AIMED AND FIRED AT... ;)-Tyr
Elvis shot his television because some singer was on he couldn't stand. :laugh:

[Bilgerat]

Elvis shot his television because some singer was on he couldn't stand. :laugh:


Probably why the Lady won't let me watch certain "HBO" shows (lol)

[Gunny]

Elvis shot his television because some singer was on he couldn't stand. :laugh:

If I had Elvis's money there'd be more dead TV's around here than cars in a salvage yard. :laugh:

[Gunny]

How long can you sell a damned frying pan? Oh wait ... apparently 24/7. And guess what? They suck. One of ex's got one. I got a 4.99 iron one that's better and I can wash the damned thing. They don't scratch and/or need special cleaning crap.

[Abbey Marie]

Gunny's own forum- wowzers!

:popcorn:

[Elessar]

Gunny's own forum- wowzers!

:popcorn:

This should prove to be mighty interesting!:laugh::clap:

[Gunny]

Gunny's own forum- wowzers!

:popcorn:

It's Jimbob thinking he's smooth. Stick me in one place and keep me there.:laugh:

[jimnyc]

It's Jimbob thinking he's smooth. Stick me in one place and keep me there.:laugh:

Honestly no plan, but now that you point that out... :laugh:

[Abbey Marie]

Ugh, now she's back selling wrist fitness monitors. I wonder if it keeps track of all the liposuctions one has had?

:laugh:

[Gunny]

Ugh, now she's back selling wrist fitness monitors. I wonder if it keeps track of all the liposuctions one has had?

:laugh:
I want her off my tube and could care less what any of them are selling. Quickest way to get not a dime out of me is to force yourself on me. I don't care about your crap. If I need something there's a hardware store right up the road. But then you want to be some fake-ass, wannabe shill? Seriously, what has Marie and or Oprah ever done? How the hell do these people have their own tv channels? Who watches this crap? I'm up all night usually and I dodge the crap like punches.

For all you older folk with brain cells still left ... remember the selling point to cable TV? You pay money so you get no ads. So now I get 300 channels or some crap and 200 of them are Marie Osmond, Time Life, Dr Who the Hell Ever, and Humana.

Remember when we had 3-5 channels and better crap to watch?

[Bilgerat]

I want her off my tube and could care less what any of them are selling. Quickest way to get not a dime out of me is to force yourself on me. I don't care about your crap. If I need something there's a hardware store right up the road. But then you want to be some fake-ass, wannabe shill? Seriously, what has Marie and or Oprah ever done? How the hell do these people have their own tv channels? Who watches this crap? I'm up all night usually and I dodge the crap like punches.

For all you older folk with brain cells still left ... remember the selling point to cable TV? You pay money so you get no ads. So now I get 300 channels or some crap and 200 of them are Marie Osmond, Time Life, Dr Who the Hell Ever, and Humana.

Remember when we had 3-5 channels and better crap to watch?


And the "youts" were the TV remote?

[Gunny]

And the "youts" were the TV remote?

Honest question .. you misspell something or did I? I can't type worth crap anymore and my concentration skills are similar.

I used to have to turn the dial, left or right.:laugh: B&W, 13 inch analog. Color TV disturbed me when we got one.:laugh:

[Black Diamond]

Honest question .. you misspell something or did I? I can't type worth crap anymore and my concentration skills are similar.

I used to have to turn the dial, left or right.:laugh: B&W, 13 inch analog. Color TV disturbed me when we got one.:laugh:

Did it look too real? :lol:

I hear people say that about Blu-ray now.

[Bilgerat]

Honest question .. you misspell something or did I? I can't type worth crap anymore and my concentration skills are similar.

I used to have to turn the dial, left or right.:laugh: B&W, 13 inch analog. Color TV disturbed me when we got one.:laugh:


Naw, I was referring to having to get up and change the channels (or volume) for the parents :laugh:

[Bilgerat]

Did it look too real? :lol:

I hear people say that about Blu-ray now.


We finally broke down and got a "High Def" TV

WOW

[Gunny]

Did it look too real? :lol:

I hear people say that about Blu-ray now.

Not sure. I didn't see color tv until I was 10 or so. Color revealed a lot of hokey stuff.

And I can't tell the difference between a blu ray, DVD or vhs to this day. :laugh:

[Gunny]

We finally broke down and got a "High Def" TV

WOW

Do you actually see a difference? I honestly do not. Everything looks like the matrix to me. H have one and it looks like tv to me.

[NightTrain]

And the "youts" were the TV remote?

Forgive my ignorance, but wtf is a Youts?

[GravyBoat]

Gunny, can you please get the "My Pillow" song removed from the country?

[Gunny]

Gunny, can you please get the "My Pillow" song removed from the country?

Dude, I would LOVE to ship My Pillow along with Mr Just For Men dude inventor to North Korea. Mr I Reinvented the wheel 80 years old guy with a perfect Clairol dye job ....

[Bilgerat]

Forgive my ignorance, but wtf is a Youts?


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[Bilgerat]

Do you actually see a difference? I honestly do not. Everything looks like the matrix to me. H have one and it looks like tv to me.


Both the Lady & I saw a "depth" in pictures on the screen, BUT you have to have HDTV coming in.

We don't from the Direct TV, but on DVD's or on streamed shows via Netflix (or the like) is when we picked it up.

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Back when we watched regular TV, I was called quick draw by my wife.
AS THAT IS HOW FAST I'D CHANGE THE CHANNEL WHEN ANY COMMERCIAL CAME ON THAT DID NOT HAVE SEXY WOMEN IN SKIMPY BIKINIS IN IT.-Tyr

[Gunny]

Back when we watched regular TV, I was called quick draw by my wife.
AS THAT IS HOW FAST I'D CHANGE THE CHANNEL WHEN AYN COMMERCIAL CAME ON THAT DID NOT HAVE SEXY WOMEN IN SKIMPY BIKINIS IN IT.-Tyr

Yeah, I remember those days. You can't now because they sync the commercials. Middle of the night they are horrendous. I don't care about your pillow nor your fat ass and don't want a strung out, 2 minute long infomercial on Alyssa Milano's starving pets. Everything is "For "just" $19 a month..."

Hell, I can save the world if I just don't eat. Or pay rent. But I can get the best pillow ever and I got news for Marie and all the fatasses ... a stay in the hospital will cut through all screwy crap you're selling. You can lose 60 pounds in 40 days. Try eating their food. You can lose 10 more.


Just get off my damned tube. Crap. "HI, I'm Marie ..." like who the f- cares? Might as well change that to "Hi, I'm a fake a$$ entitled person living off my brothers' celebrity".

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Yeah, I remember those days. You can't now because they sync the commercials. Middle of the night they are horrendous. I don't care about your pillow nor your fat ass and don't want a strung out, 2 minute long infomercial on Alyssa Milano's starving pets. Everything is "For "just" $19 a month..."

Hell, I can save the world if I just don't eat. Or pay rent. But I can get the best pillow ever and I got news for Marie and all the fatasses ... a stay in the hospital will cut through all screwy crap you're selling. You can lose 60 pounds in 40 days. Try eating their food. You can lose 10 more.


Just get off my damned tube. Crap. "HI, I'm Marie ..." like who the f- cares? Might as well change that to "Hi, I'm a fake a$$ entitled person living off my brothers' celebrity".
I never saw any greatness in his singing. That type of singing was never my cup of tea. Give me solid country, hard rock, blues, jazz or even more refined music.
But the kiddie stuff the Osmonds were, I never gave it a second look or listen.
Her telling me something is good and a fantastic buy has no more weight to me than a drunk wino in an alley telling me.--Tyr

[BoogyMan]

How about the State Farm guy who gets caught talking insurance on the phone at night by his wife? Could we nuke that commercial as well?

[Gunny]

I never saw any greatness in his singing. That type of singing was never my cup of tea. Give me solid country, hard rock, blues, jazz or even more refined music.
But the kiddie stuff the Osmonds were, I never gave it a second look or listen.
Her telling me something is good and a fantastic buy has no more weight to me than a drunk wino in an alley telling me.--Tyr

Don't get me wrong ... I despise the Osmonds. I listen to George Strait and Randy Travis and Johnny Cash. Ieven got some old Jimmy Rodgers 77 rpm one sided discs that got played on the Victrola.

This is about her being on my TV. She wasn't even part of the Osmonds. Had no hits I know of. But then, I didn't listen to gay-ass music. Never have. My brother was a Partridge Family fan and it drove me nuts. Gee, let me listen to all those people lip-syncing. Shoot me dead. And what REALLY sucks? He played that crap non stop and I know all the damned lyrics. You can only get so mindless.

Them and the Brady Bunch. I knew I was in fag-ville. Hell, I was getting in trouble with the left wing mom because my GI Joe was mowing down protesters. :laugh: