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Sitarro
08-01-2007, 05:27 PM
Saw this last night in a car lot......

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 05:54 PM
Saw this last night in a car lot......

Gonna buy it? :laugh2:

glockmail
08-01-2007, 05:56 PM
Don't let it bother you, as they can always make more Porches [sic]. Now about what some women do to their bodies with -jobs, tats and piercings....

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 05:58 PM
Don't let it bother you, as they can always make more Porches [sic]. Now about what some women do to their bodies with -jobs, tats and piercings....

Women with tats and piercings are hott.............

Mr. P
08-01-2007, 05:59 PM
Don't let it bother you, as they can always make more Porches [sic]. Now about what some women do to their bodies with -jobs, tats and piercings....
YEP!

glockmail
08-01-2007, 06:00 PM
Women with tats and piercings are hott............. I'll let you have each and every one of them. :puke:

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 06:01 PM
I'll let you have each and every one of them. :puke:

Works for me, why make one happy when I can make them all happy! :dance:

hjmick
08-01-2007, 06:01 PM
Women with tats and piercings are hott.............

There is definately something about a tramp stamp (those tattoos in the small of the back) that works for me.

(Yeah, I know, "tramp stamp" isn't exactly PC, but hey, I'm only human.)

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 06:03 PM
There is definately something about a tram stamp (those tattoos in the small of the back) that works for me.

Hell yea, it's like a big bullzeye :laugh2:

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 06:04 PM
I'll let you have each and every one of them. :puke:

You mean to tell me if your wife came home with a Tattoo you would be pissed?!?

Mr. P
08-01-2007, 06:05 PM
There is definately something about a tram stamp (those tattoos in the small of the back) that works for me.

(Yeah, I know, "tramp stamp" isn't exactly PC, but hey, I'm only human.)

Gotta be the TRAMP part. Stop being such a shallow male! :slap:

hjmick
08-01-2007, 06:08 PM
Gotta be the TRAMP part. Stop being such a shallow male! :slap:

DOH!

I spend most of my time being a loving, devoted husband, every now and then I'm allowed to be shallow. I think.

Let me ask my wife...

glockmail
08-01-2007, 06:09 PM
You mean to tell me if your wife came home with a Tattoo you would be pissed?!?
The wife would not come home with a tat.

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 06:15 PM
The wife would not come home with a tat.

You never know. My moms even considering getting a little Tweetie Bird tat on her ankle and shes 67.

glockmail
08-01-2007, 06:25 PM
You never know. My moms even considering getting a little Tweetie Bird tat on her ankle and shes 67.

67? That doesn't leave her a lot of time to "enjoy" the "artwork" before having to face judgment day, and St. Pete barring her from Heaven’s Gate for the Mark of the Devil.

Mr. P
08-01-2007, 06:26 PM
DOH!

I spend most of my time being a loving, devoted husband, every now and then I'm allowed to shallow. I think.

Let me ask my wife...

Rule #1...ask first! :laugh2:

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 06:28 PM
67? That doesn't leave her a lot of time to "enjoy" the "artwork" before having to face judgment day, and St. Pete barring her from Heaven’s Gate for the Mark of the Devil.

A Tweetie Bird tattoo is far from the mark of the devil.

glockmail
08-01-2007, 06:33 PM
A Tweetie Bird tattoo is far from the mark of the devil. What else would you call deliberate defacing of God’s greatest creation?

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 06:37 PM
What else would you call deliberate defacing of God’s greatest creation?

Body Art.

glockmail
08-01-2007, 06:44 PM
Body Art. You use the term "art" much too losely. Real art does not use the human body as a trash can.

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 06:49 PM
You use the term "art" much too losely. Real art does not use the human body as a trash can.

It is not a sin to have a tattoo, people are way to fanatical about religion.

glockmail
08-01-2007, 06:54 PM
It is not a sin to have a tattoo, people are way to fanatical about religion. I truly believe that it is, and religion is not the only thing, it is everything.

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 06:56 PM
I truly believe that it is, and religion is not the only thing, it is everything.

Anyways. Anyone who thinks tattoos are a sin really need to try some medication like Lithium or Prozac.

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 06:57 PM
Rule #1...ask first! :laugh2:

Why? Everyone knows that the man is the king of the castle...........

glockmail
08-01-2007, 07:07 PM
Anyways. Anyone who thinks tattoos are a sin really need to try some medication like Lithium or Prozac. I'll just drink martinis instead and belive what I choose to, but thanks for the advice.:pee:

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 07:53 PM
I'll just drink martinis instead and belive what I choose to, but thanks for the advice.:pee:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..........

Trigg
08-01-2007, 08:14 PM
Why? Everyone knows that the man is the king of the castle...........

keep making statements like this and you'll never get married.

Behind every great man is a woman telling him what to do.

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 08:19 PM
keep making statements like this and you'll never get married.

Behind every great man is a woman telling him what to do.

Maybe in the Kitchen and Laundry Room..............

Yurt
08-01-2007, 08:43 PM
I can't believe that would do that to a datsun.....

nevadamedic
08-01-2007, 09:00 PM
I can't believe that would do that to a datsun.....

:poke::slap:

Yurt
08-01-2007, 09:08 PM
:poke::slap:

:coffee:

Trinity
08-02-2007, 08:21 AM
keep making statements like this and you'll never get married.

Behind every great man is a woman telling him what to do.


and That's the truth! :coffee:

jimnyc
08-02-2007, 08:49 AM
67? That doesn't leave her a lot of time to "enjoy" the "artwork" before having to face judgment day, and St. Pete barring her from Heaven’s Gate for the Mark of the Devil.


What else would you call deliberate defacing of God’s greatest creation?


You use the term "art" much too losely. Real art does not use the human body as a trash can.


I truly believe that it is, and religion is not the only thing, it is everything.

Very interesting. I have sat in the tattoo chair to be inked no less than 17 times now. Since I have my Pug on my right upper chest, I intend on going again before too long to get my Chihuahua on the opposite side!

So you think St. Peter is gonna reject me? You think my body is now a "trash can"?

I'm not angry with your opinions, but they do seem rather harsh. I've known PLENTY of people that have had tattoo's that unfortunately have since passed away. They were fine people and I have no doubt in my mind they reside in Heaven right now.

I think tattoo's are in fact art, and an expression of the person receiving them. I don't get them to impress anyone, nor do I care if anyone ever sees them. I got them for myself, because I enjoy them and they all have significant meaning to me for various stages of my life.

nevadamedic
08-02-2007, 12:18 PM
Very interesting. I have sat in the tattoo chair to be inked no less than 17 times now. Since I have my Pug on my right upper chest, I intend on going again before too long to get my Chihuahua on the opposite side!

So you think St. Peter is gonna reject me? You think my body is now a "trash can"?

I'm not angry with your opinions, but they do seem rather harsh. I've known PLENTY of people that have had tattoo's that unfortunately have since passed away. They were fine people and I have no doubt in my mind they reside in Heaven right now.

I think tattoo's are in fact art, and an expression of the person receiving them. I don't get them to impress anyone, nor do I care if anyone ever sees them. I got them for myself, because I enjoy them and they all have significant meaning to me for various stages of my life.

:clap:

glockmail
08-02-2007, 12:53 PM
Very interesting. I have sat in the tattoo chair to be inked no less than 17 times now. Since I have my Pug on my right upper chest, I intend on going again before too long to get my Chihuahua on the opposite side!

So you think St. Peter is gonna reject me? You think my body is now a "trash can"?

I'm not angry with your opinions, but they do seem rather harsh. I've known PLENTY of people that have had tattoo's that unfortunately have since passed away. They were fine people and I have no doubt in my mind they reside in Heaven right now.

I think tattoo's are in fact art, and an expression of the person receiving them. I don't get them to impress anyone, nor do I care if anyone ever sees them. I got them for myself, because I enjoy them and they all have significant meaning to me for various stages of my life. As much as I respect you Jimmy I have to tell you that I've seen your picture with the tats, and in my opinion, you'd look a whole lot nicer without them. Tats are a big fad right now and unlike the latest hairstyle or clothes you can't get rid of them when the fad's over. Think how dumb an AMC Pacer would look in your driveway. Back 30 years ago they were cool.

When I was a kid there was an old man in his early 80's who lived behind my grandfather's cabin. He was a Navy man during WW1, had lots of great stories and one of the nicest people in my memory. He had all kids of tats on his arms that were shriveled and faded and the ink had sort of bled together so you couldn't read the names of his old girlfriends or ships that he had served. I asked him about them and all he could express was sadness and regret. Now think about that AMC Pacer with dents, faded paint and rust as your only method of transportation. It's a real turn-on for the ladies?

With regards to the mark of the devil thing that's in the same realm as my evil cat stories, where I take something with some element of truth and wild exaggerate it to get a rise out of people. In truth I think there is some basis of truth in "the mark of the devil" issue but I also think that it can overcome with a strong, pure heart.

You may be telling yourself that your opinion of tats will not change so let me relate another example of human nature. When I bought my first house it was in upstate NY on 2 acres next to 700 of farmland. I had a good well, dry basement and a modern pole barn with a concrete floor and electricity. It was so quiet at night that in the spring after the snow melt you could literally hear the groundwater flowing near the house. It was also 110 feet higher than Syracuse and on a clear day you could see the cooling tower of a nuke plant on Lake Ontario. It was everything that I had ever wanted in a house. My realtor, another real nice guy BTW, told me that he’d see me again in 7 years because that was the average time for a homeowner to get want to move. I laughed because I knew that I was not one to follow societal trends. 8 years later I called him to sell the place for me.

jimnyc
08-02-2007, 04:42 PM
As much as I respect you Jimmy I have to tell you that I've seen your picture with the tats, and in my opinion, you'd look a whole lot nicer without them. Tats are a big fad right now and unlike the latest hairstyle or clothes you can't get rid of them when the fad's over. Think how dumb an AMC Pacer would look in your driveway. Back 30 years ago they were cool.

Haven't you seen "Wayne's World"? They had a twizzler dispenser in theirs! That's a hot car, just rip out the engine and replace it with a 427 and your good to go!

You're not the first to state I'd look better without tats, but they are a part of who I am now, and I'm proud of myself and see myself no differently when I look in the mirror. Some ink, earrings our wildly cut hair doesn't make a man, it's why you are inside and how you display yourself that counts.


When I was a kid there was an old man in his early 80's who lived behind my grandfather's cabin. He was a Navy man during WW1, had lots of great stories and one of the nicest people in my memory. He had all kids of tats on his arms that were shriveled and faded and the ink had sort of bled together so you couldn't read the names of his old girlfriends or ships that he had served. I asked him about them and all he could express was sadness and regret. Now think about that AMC Pacer with dents, faded paint and rust as your only method of transportation. It's a real turn-on for the ladies?

By the time I'm in my 80's I'll be surviving off of whiskey and porno mags. By then my days of hunting down the babes will likely be long gone. Hell, I'll probably be dead before I'm 60 let alone reaching my 80's! Nonetheless, the man inside of me won't change with either ink or age.


With regards to the mark of the devil thing that's in the same realm as my evil cat stories, where I take something with some element of truth and wild exaggerate it to get a rise out of people. In truth I think there is some basis of truth in "the mark of the devil" issue but I also think that it can overcome with a strong, pure heart.

No different than women hurting their bodies when they get earrings. Although some might look at the body as a temple not to be modified in any way, I'm sure it's not enough to warrant eternal damnation!


You may be telling yourself that your opinion of tats will not change so let me relate another example of human nature. When I bought my first house it was in upstate NY on 2 acres next to 700 of farmland. I had a good well, dry basement and a modern pole barn with a concrete floor and electricity. It was so quiet at night that in the spring after the snow melt you could literally hear the groundwater flowing near the house. It was also 110 feet higher than Syracuse and on a clear day you could see the cooling tower of a nuke plant on Lake Ontario. It was everything that I had ever wanted in a house. My realtor, another real nice guy BTW, told me that he’d see me again in 7 years because that was the average time for a homeowner to get want to move. I laughed because I knew that I was not one to follow societal trends. 8 years later I called him to sell the place for me.

Well, if I get tired of my tats I'll see if I can find a buyer for a used and abused body, full of liquor, narcotics, ink & perverse thoughts. :laugh2:

jackass
08-02-2007, 04:51 PM
So you think St. Peter is gonna reject me? You think my body is now a "trash can"?




Trust me..it wont be the tattoos that get you rejected!! :laugh2:

jimnyc
08-02-2007, 05:53 PM
Trust me..it wont be the tattoos that get you rejected!! :laugh2:

Will you stop revealing the real me to the board, ya bastard! My Mommy says I'm a good boy and that's all that matters! :)

glockmail
08-02-2007, 07:44 PM
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By the time I'm in my 80's I'll be surviving off of whiskey and porno mags. By then my days of hunting down the babes will likely be long gone. .... I forgot to tell you one thing about that old man: his wife was 30 years younger! That old Portuguese Sailor must have had an active libido!

Thehe old guy's been gone a long time, but she's still around. Last time I saw her was my grandfather's funeral about 5 years ago.

Angel Heart
08-02-2007, 08:24 PM
I'm proud to say I've got a tattoo. I don't regret it. I also know that if God doesn't approve, he'll forgive.

nevadamedic
08-03-2007, 11:03 PM
I'm proud to say I've got a tattoo. I don't regret it. I also know that if God doesn't approve, he'll forgive.

Where's your tattoo? ;)

JohnDoe
08-04-2007, 04:06 AM
It is not a sin to have a tattoo, people are way to fanatical about religion.

Yes, it is, from what I have read..... and also, I think it is a "sign of the times"....? I will do some extra reading, but I think I remember reading that tatoos are rampant during the end times in prophesy?

jimnyc
08-04-2007, 04:40 AM
Yes, it is, from what I have read..... and also, I think it is a "sign of the times"....? I will do some extra reading, but I think I remember reading that tatoos are rampant during the end times in prophesy?

I know Jewish people are very much so against it, as they feel the body is a temple. Most Jewish women I am friends with won't even consider being with a guy that has a tattoo.

I guess I'm going to burn in hell with the amount of ink I have!


I'm proud to say I've got a tattoo. I don't regret it. I also know that if God doesn't approve, he'll forgive.

Whew, for a minute there I thought I was doomed! But I too believe that sins such as this are forgiven by our Creator.

jackass
08-04-2007, 07:13 PM
I know Jewish people are very much so against it, as they feel the body is a temple. Most Jewish women I am friends with won't even consider being with a guy that has a tattoo.

I guess I'm going to burn in hell with the amount of ink I have!



Whew, for a minute there I thought I was doomed! But I too believe that sins such as this are forgiven by our Creator.

Arent ALL sins forgiven if truly asked??

glockmail
08-06-2007, 02:26 PM
Arent ALL sins forgiven if truly asked??
Not if you keep repeatin' 'em.

nevadamedic
08-06-2007, 02:29 PM
and That's the truth! :coffee:

Im at the point where I don't want to get married anymore, why make one happy when I can make them all happy! ;)

nevadamedic
08-06-2007, 02:31 PM
Yes, it is, from what I have read..... and also, I think it is a "sign of the times"....? I will do some extra reading, but I think I remember reading that tatoos are rampant during the end times in prophesy?

:slap: Arn't you a Liberal? Or can you not decide what you are in that aspect, kinda like how you cant decide what your sex is........:laugh2:

OCA
08-06-2007, 02:42 PM
Im at the point where I don't want to get married anymore, why make one happy when I can make them all happy! ;)

The 12 yr old strikes again.

shattered
08-06-2007, 02:54 PM
Im at the point where I don't want to get married anymore, why make one happy when I can make them all happy! ;)

Newsflash - you ain't makin anyone happy as long as you sit back milking the system..You are making them look at you with disdain, and pity tho. The "I'd work if I could" doesn't fly anymore, nor does the "I can't afford to live on what they'd pay me at a lesser job" given the loads of utter and complete shit you buy. I feel sorry for the family you claim to do have.

Yuck.

OCA
08-06-2007, 03:23 PM
Newsflash - you ain't makin anyone happy as long as you sit back milking the system..You are making them look at you with disdain, and pity tho. The "I'd work if I could" doesn't fly anymore, nor does the "I can't afford to live on what they'd pay me at a lesser job" given the loads of utter and complete shit you buy. I feel sorry for the family you claim to do have.

Yuck.

Holy Shit! Shattered and I feel the same exact way about this motherfucking loser. He's a lying little leech on American soil.