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02-11-2017, 09:05 AM
Do you know someone suffering from Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD)?
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, save a life.
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016 and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TARD exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt.
Signs and Symptoms:
People with TARD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases, psychotic episodes have been observed.
TARD is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; people with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
- Telling others they are moving to Canada
- Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
- Protesting an election with no credible sources to contest the outcome
- Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
- Sudden weight gain and/or excessive carpet munching
- Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
- Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of racist, sexist, bigoted, homophobic, and "Actually Hitler"
Causes and Mechanisms:
TARD was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America in November 2016. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome, with their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
- Membership in the Democratic party
- Identifying as a Feminist
- Currently enrolled in college, and/or
- Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
- Cuckoldry
- Living in a densely populated metropolitan area or Hollywood
- Massive student debt
- Spotty or non-existent work history
- Hipsterism
Diagnosis:
The diagnosis of TARD is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, most will try to deflect. It is critical that you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about "muh triggers".
A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.
Co-morbidity:
A diagnosis of TARD is often co-morbid with Paraphilic Infantilism, Emotional Eating Disorder, Autism Spectrum, Bush Derangement Syndrome, and Adult Bed Wetting.
Treatment:
The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the 'Make America Great Again' hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.
Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment.
Together we can beat this scourge and Make America Great Again!
(PROPS TO THE OP)
Know the signs, spot the symptoms, save a life.
Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder (TARD) is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016 and increasing in severity with passing time.
Sufferers of TARD exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme butthurt.
Signs and Symptoms:
People with TARD are characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again. Individual sufferers often display signs of paranoia and delusion; in acute cases, psychotic episodes have been observed.
TARD is different from being upset about the results of the 2016 presidential election; people with TARD are unwilling or unable to accept reality, despite irrefutable evidence.
According to the DSM-V, individuals with TARD exhibit most or all of the following symptoms:
- Telling others they are moving to Canada
- Fixated on fantasies about the Electoral College
- Protesting an election with no credible sources to contest the outcome
- Exclamations that “Someone” should do “Something”
- Sudden weight gain and/or excessive carpet munching
- Acute change in demeanor from pompous and arrogant to fearful and combative
- Claim that anyone who disagrees with them is some combination of racist, sexist, bigoted, homophobic, and "Actually Hitler"
Causes and Mechanisms:
TARD was directly caused by the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States of America in November 2016. For many, both in America and worldwide, this was a shocking and unexpected outcome, with their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite in such ill health she got chucked into the back of a van like a kidnap victim.
Research is ongoing, but TARD appears to correlate closely with the following environmental and behavioral factors:
- Membership in the Democratic party
- Identifying as a Feminist
- Currently enrolled in college, and/or
- Possession of a Liberal Arts college degree
- Cuckoldry
- Living in a densely populated metropolitan area or Hollywood
- Massive student debt
- Spotty or non-existent work history
- Hipsterism
Diagnosis:
The diagnosis of TARD is straightforward. Ask the patient if Donald Trump is the President of the United States of America. Some patients will become agitated, most will try to deflect. It is critical that you press them on the issue, even if they start babbling about "muh triggers".
A sufferer of TARD will begin to ramble incoherently, often displaying three or more of the symptoms within a short period of time.
Co-morbidity:
A diagnosis of TARD is often co-morbid with Paraphilic Infantilism, Emotional Eating Disorder, Autism Spectrum, Bush Derangement Syndrome, and Adult Bed Wetting.
Treatment:
The only known effective treatment is exposure therapy. The patient must be repeatedly exposed to reality, and should wear a Make America Great Again hat as long as they are able to tolerate it. Each exposure should increase in length, after a week the patient should be encouraged to be seen in public wearing the 'Make America Great Again' hat. Coach the patient to refer to Donald Trump as President-Elect Trump.
Patients with TARD are very resistant to treatment, and dangerous in large groups. Any possibility of treatment requires that they be separated from their hive-mind support apparatus; they cannot begin the process of accepting reality in the presence of encouragement towards delusion and irrationality. Separation may require the assistance of law enforcement.
If you have a friend or loved one suffering from TARD, urge them to seek treatment.
Together we can beat this scourge and Make America Great Again!
(PROPS TO THE OP)