Sitarro
08-03-2007, 10:14 PM
This is such a cute story.....
This gal*was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As*she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind*her watched as*she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
stated,
"You must be single."
*She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since*she was indeed single.
*She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
*her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
.................................................. ..................................
The drunk replied, "Cause you're fuckin*ugly!"
This gal*was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk
A carton of eggs
A quart of orange juice
A head of lettuce
A 2 lb. can of coffee
A 1 lb. package of bacon
As*she was unloading the items on the conveyor belt to check out, a
drunk standing behind*her watched as*she placed the items in front of
the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
stated,
"You must be single."
*She was a bit startled by this proclamation, but was intrigued by
the derelict's intuition, since*she was indeed single.
*She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
*her marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
.................................................. ..................................
The drunk replied, "Cause you're fuckin*ugly!"