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NightTrain
04-27-2017, 08:28 AM
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A herd of stampeding wild boars killed three Islamic State terrorists in a fiercely contested area of Northern Iraq, according to local sources.The Times of London reports that a group of Islamic State jihadists was preparing an ambush in a field 50 miles from the Iraqi city of Kirkuk before being overwhelmed by a stampeding herd of wild boars, killing three terrorists and leaving five seriously injured.


Sheikh Anwar al-Assi, chief of the local Ubaid tribe organizing anti-ISIS forces, told The Times that some militants had escaped death by managing to hide in large areas of reeds, but others had not been so lucky.


“It is likely their movement disturbed a herd of wild pigs, which inhabit the area as well as the nearby cornfields,” he said. “The area is dense with reeds, which are good for hiding in.”


A group of refugees fleeing the region discovered the bodies. According to deputy head of the Kurdish intelligence service Brigadier Azad Jelal, jihadists in the area responded to the incident by going on a killing spree of the area’s wild boars.

More : http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/04/26/herd-of-stampeding-wild-boars-kills-three-islamic-state-jihadists/

Russ
04-27-2017, 11:48 AM
I love this story. Talk about poetic justice. :laugh2:

I'm going to go make a contribution to the Northern Iraq Wild Boars Fund (NIWBF)

Abbey
04-27-2017, 12:03 PM
Those are some bad-ass pigs.

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
04-27-2017, 12:16 PM
No Virgins for you.



More : http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/04/26/herd-of-stampeding-wild-boars-kills-three-islamic-state-jihadists/

Imagine that-- neither Allah nor the murdering, insane Mohamchildmolester saved them!!!

I guess both must be on vacation in some virgin laden galaxy far,far away! -:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh:-Tyr

Gunny
04-27-2017, 12:36 PM
Imagine that-- neither Allah nor the murdering, insane Mohamchildmolester saved them!!!

I guess both must be on vacation in some virgin laden galaxy far,far away! -:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:: laugh::laugh:-Tyr

They were killed by pork. Tears are running I'm laughing so hard. No Allah for those MF-ers. :laugh2:

Gunny
04-27-2017, 12:39 PM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: You KNOW God hates you when he kills you with pigs. :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Abbey
04-27-2017, 01:52 PM
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: You KNOW God hates you when he kills you with pigs. :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:


:laugh:

jimnyc
04-27-2017, 02:45 PM
Yuk, now the poor little piggies are infected with their blood. LOL

That's some funny shit right there though! I gotta wonder how that last few minutes are. They literally just stomp on you, then eat you?

By chance, did anyone get a video of this awesomeness?

pete311
04-27-2017, 02:52 PM
I thought it was a joke a first when I read it yesterday, but I laughed so hard when realized it was real. Way to go pigs!!

jimnyc
04-27-2017, 02:53 PM
I thought it was a joke a first when I read it yesterday, but I laughed so hard when realized it was real. Way to go pigs!!

It's got to be a horrible way to go, but it's terrorists, so I figure they kinda deserve it a little. :)

Any crocs in the area?

Black Diamond
04-27-2017, 03:01 PM
Anyone see the movie Hannibal? :cool:

Gunny
04-27-2017, 07:17 PM
I thought it was a joke a first when I read it yesterday, but I laughed so hard when realized it was real. Way to go pigs!!You got to put in some overtime to get killed by a herd of pigs.:laugh2:

aboutime
04-27-2017, 07:58 PM
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Gunny
04-27-2017, 08:26 PM
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Sorry but I bust out every time I open this thread. "We're so bad. We;ll chop your head off. Whoops here comes Porky and Petunia. Run for it'" :laugh2:
:laugh2:

Abbey
04-27-2017, 11:57 PM
Sorry but I bust out every time I open this thread. "We're so bad. We;ll chop your head off. Whoops here comes Porky and Petunia. Run for it'" :laugh2:
:laugh2:

Do you think Petunia is sporting a slightly used turban right about now?

Gunny
04-28-2017, 09:43 AM
Do you think Petunia is sporting a slightly used turban right about now?:laugh2: All you got to do to get away from a boar is climb a tree. Must be above their skill level. :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: "We're going to kill the infidels. WAIT! The pigs are coming. There's a tree. Whatever shall we do? :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: Oh, and I have this AK-47 to kill infidels with but I can't shoot some pigs?:rofl1:

(and YES, I AM having too muck fun with this story) :)

Abbey
04-28-2017, 11:20 AM
:laugh2: All you got to do to get away from a boar is climb a tree. Must be above their skill level. :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: "We're going to kill the infidels. WAIT! The pigs are coming. There's a tree. Whatever shall we do? :laugh2::laugh2::laugh2: Oh, and I have this AK-47 to kill infidels with but I can't shoot some pigs?:rofl1:

(and YES, I AM having too muck fun with this story) :)

This story is just begging for mocking and sarcasm!

:coffee:

Gunny
04-28-2017, 12:27 PM
This story is just begging for mocking and sarcasm!

:coffee:Right? I can murder women and children but Porky's got me on the run.:laugh2: Death by Loony Tune.:laugh:

Bilgerat
04-28-2017, 06:32 PM
Right? I can murder women and children but Porky's got me on the run.:laugh2: Death by Loony Tune.:laugh:



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KarlMarx
04-28-2017, 07:47 PM
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More : http://www.breitbart.com/national-security/2017/04/26/herd-of-stampeding-wild-boars-kills-three-islamic-state-jihadists/


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