Hickeys are so lame

[jimnyc]

Even back in my early days, getting a stupid hickey was lame, even though many got them. Why? To prove to the world that you were with a woman/guy? Now look at this A hole. Probably thinks going out in public like this is cool! He was busted for whatever and this is his mugshot.

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https://i.imgur.com/hhurnfz.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/hickey/hickey-king-crowned-748903

[Abbey Marie]

I remember my father noticing one on my neck. Not the most comfortable dinner!

Notice this Einstein's ears are kind of purple, too? WTH?