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jimnyc
10-04-2017, 04:16 PM
What the fu&king fu*k?

WHO even thinks of this shit to begin with? Then who spends the money on making it? Then who spends more to mass produce? Then who would drink this shit? I don't care if they say bacteria free or not. That's a big fat NOPE. Just WHY?

I'm not embedding the video, feel free to click and watch. Nothing pornographic or anything like that, just a description and sales pitch.

And then I found an article too!! So first the article on this insanity and then the video. And another video is on the page of the article. :rolleyes:

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Vagina Beer Is Real. Like, Beer Made From Vagina Bacteria.

And the bacteria comes from a model's vagina, because of course it does.

Great news! You might soon be able to purchase and drink beer that's brewed with (totally clean, totally safe) bacteria swabbed from a woman's vagina, because why bro out and drink normal beer when you could man up and drink beer that makes you stop and think, after each refreshing sip, about vaginal bacteria?

https://i.imgur.com/Df5zGwE.png

In order to be as douchey as possible, the company behind the vagina beer refers to itself as the Order of Yoni ("yoni" is Sanskrit for "vagina or womb"). And so as not to taint the mouths of noble, beer-drinking men with vaginal bacteria from a regular old frumpy woman who probably wears khakis and farts or whatever, the Order of Yoni is strictly using vaginal bacteria from a super-hot Czech model, who apparently "possesses all of the instincts which [they] wanted to frame" in their vagina beer. From the detailed descriptions on the Order of Yoni's website, and from watching the promo video about six times, it's still unclear what exactly they mean by "instincts."

But at least you'll know when, exactly, someone stuck a swab up this woman's vagina to grab some bacteria to be used in beer brewing, because each bottle will be dated with the date she was swabbed for that particular batch.

If you're like me, sitting there, staring at your screen wondering, Why? WHY? I'll try to explain using the Order of Yoni's words. Let's first set the scene:

Imagine woman of your dreams, your object of desire. Her charm, her sensuality, her passion… Try her taste, feel her smell, hear her voice… Imagine her massaging you passionately and whispering into your ear everything you want...

Rest - http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a55998/vagina-beer-is-real-like-beer-made-from-vagina-bacteria/


And direct link to video - http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhCkD42fE8q8f89Sf3

pete311
10-04-2017, 04:44 PM
nope

Abbey
10-04-2017, 06:17 PM
Shouldn’t this be for Lesbians?

Black Diamond
10-04-2017, 07:13 PM
I remember the story of KISS having their blood drawn and put into the red ink of their comic books.

High_Plains_Drifter
10-04-2017, 07:32 PM
Shouldn’t this be for Lesbians?
I could be mistaken, but I think the lezbos might prefer "the regular old frumpy woman who probably wears khakis and farts or whatever"... :laugh::laugh::laugh:

aboutime
10-04-2017, 07:57 PM
This gives the whole meaning of YEAST Infection a different meaning, doesn't it??:laugh:

Beer is made from four basic ingredients: Barley, water, hops and yeast. The basic idea is to extract the sugars from grains (usually barley) so that the yeast can turn it into alcohol and CO2, creating beer. The brewing process starts with grains, usually barley (although sometimes wheat, rye or other such things.)Jul 6, 2009