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Gunny
10-10-2017, 07:17 PM
Racist, I'm sure. That time of year. They are worse this year because we had a bunch of rain. Then one of the flying black, communist, Arab bastards landed in MY coffee this morning. It was on.

I confess to mass murder and a mass grave in the trash can. There isn't one of the flying black f*ckers left in the house. And yes, I stalked and killed them one at a time.

DON'T f*ck with my coffee.

Black Diamond
10-10-2017, 07:19 PM
Gunny asserting white privilege over the nigger flies.

Gunny
10-10-2017, 07:30 PM
Gunny asserting white privilege over the nigger flies.The abuse of overwhelming white force in a discriminatory manner to cleanse my breathing space of the little black bastards.

aboutime
10-10-2017, 07:42 PM
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Get a good Ghetto Swatter!:laugh:

LongTermGuy
10-10-2017, 11:43 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcuKTheCcsE
:coffee:

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
10-11-2017, 12:10 AM
Racist, I'm sure. That time of year. They are worse this year because we had a bunch of rain. Then one of the flying black, communist, Arab bastards landed in MY coffee this morning. It was on.

I confess to mass murder and a mass grave in the trash can. There isn't one of the flying black f*ckers left in the house. And yes, I stalked and killed them one at a time.

DON'T f*ck with my coffee.

I can not stand to have them in my house. Nasty, spreading germs on every surface that they touch.
I become a dedicated killer when I see one in my house.I do not stop until it is dead and disposed of . -Tyr

LongTermGuy
10-11-2017, 01:15 AM
I can not stand to have them in my house. Nasty, spreading germs on every surface that they touch.
I become a dedicated killer when I see one in my house.I do not stop until it is dead and disposed of . -Tyr

I stalk them also...I caint stand them...They are like pesky Liberals buzzing around...they get my deserved attention


https://fullyreconditioned.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fly.jpg

Black Diamond
10-11-2017, 01:22 AM
I stalk them also...I caint stand them...They are like pesky Liberals buzzing around...they get my deserved attention


https://fullyreconditioned.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fly.jpg
Amityville

LongTermGuy
10-11-2017, 01:40 AM
Amityville


"Three of those episodes show the broad range of what Breaking Bad can accomplish: the bottle episode “The Fly” (3.10) and the show’s two-part finale “Half Measures/Full Measures” (3.12 & 3.13)."


"A pesky fly"
https://fullyreconditioned.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/fly.jpg?w=300&h=169
https://fullyreconditioned.wordpress.com/2011/06/16/recurring-episodes-breaking-bad-season-three-on-dvd/

High_Plains_Drifter
10-11-2017, 11:51 AM
Gunny asserting white privilege over the nigger flies.
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High_Plains_Drifter
10-11-2017, 11:54 AM
Racist, I'm sure. That time of year. They are worse this year because we had a bunch of rain. Then one of the flying black, communist, Arab bastards landed in MY coffee this morning. It was on.

I confess to mass murder and a mass grave in the trash can. There isn't one of the flying black f*ckers left in the house. And yes, I stalked and killed them one at a time.

DON'T f*ck with my coffee.
I have that problem in the shop every Fall. The flies want in where it's warm, but sometimes I need the big doors open so, I get a ton of the nasty little shits in the shop. My solution, FLY PAPER. Those super sticky deals you unroll out of the little tubes and tack up. Once you get ONE fly on it the other's want to investigate and land on it too, and they're done. Catches just about ALL of them. Course I stick up FOUR OR FIVE of them all over. Gotta have a fly swatter handy though too for the those few rouges.

tailfins
10-11-2017, 04:35 PM
Flies are not as dangerous to your health as you might think. Buying open air food and drinks such as sugar cane juice in Latin America brings swarms of flies. Having eaten at such places many times, I never got sick nor has any of my in-laws or other people I know.

LongTermGuy
10-11-2017, 04:51 PM
Flies are not as dangerous to your health as you might think. Buying open air food and drinks such as sugar cane juice in Latin America brings swarms of flies. Having eaten at such places many times, I never got sick nor has any of my in-laws or other people I know.


Cool tailfins...glad you be fine...:)


Man...Just ate fly...`playin` it cool....

https://i.imgur.com/bsuU27o.gif?noredirect

Gunny
10-11-2017, 06:36 PM
Flies are not as dangerous to your health as you might think. Buying open air food and drinks such as sugar cane juice in Latin America brings swarms of flies. Having eaten at such places many times, I never got sick nor has any of my in-laws or other people I know.Dangerous? Only because they destroy themselves. For instance landing in MY coffee is f-ing suicide.

They just fly around shitting on everything they land on. More annoying than they are worth always buzzing around, making noise and accomplishing nothing but pissing everyone off.

aboutime
10-11-2017, 07:30 PM
Why am I not surprised to see tailfins actually DEFENDING Flies?????

Next thing we'll hear is another CRY FOR THE PROTECTION OF FLIES from the terrible
"DEFEND THE FLIES association of Liberal maggots, and other GARBAGE CAN CREATURES!"

Gunny
10-11-2017, 07:45 PM
Why am I not surprised to see tailfins actually DEFENDING Flies?????

Next thing we'll hear is another CRY FOR THE PROTECTION OF FLIES from the terrible
"DEFEND THE FLIES association of Liberal maggots, and other GARBAGE CAN CREATURES!":laugh:

He better come armed! Btw, for whoever said to have a flyswatter ... I use a cup towel. Linus ain't got shit on me zapping those f*ckers out of the air :)