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Gunny
10-23-2017, 08:26 PM
Who invented this crap? You mean fat people in spandex wasn't good enough? You put them in a pair of jeans called "skinny jeans" and they think they're skinny?

WRONG! Eye cleanser, please. A pair of normal jeans you can pack your ass into might make you look skinnier if you're on the verge. Skinny jeans don't contain nor support the fat so it's all hanging out there to offend my eyes. As I am offended, I'm starting my own hate group. If you need to be in a moo moo, then wear one.

High_Plains_Drifter
10-23-2017, 09:44 PM
https://image.ibb.co/gJ8Sfm/muffintop01.jpg

darin
10-25-2017, 03:16 AM
i've switched to slim-fit pants. Prefer them now.


https://image.ibb.co/gJ8Sfm/muffintop01.jpg


^^^^^ WRONG example. Try this:

http://d2ydh70d4b5xgv.cloudfront.net/images/8/d/women-girl-sexy-skinny-leggings-jeggings-jeans-denim-pencil-pant-stretch-pants-ff68e77e3fa5f6fa580816b893d0a464.jpg

:D

NightTrain
10-25-2017, 06:44 AM
i've switched to slim-fit pants. Prefer them now.

I'm going to pretend you never said that. :slap:





^^^^^ WRONG example. Try this:

http://d2ydh70d4b5xgv.cloudfront.net/images/8/d/women-girl-sexy-skinny-leggings-jeggings-jeans-denim-pencil-pant-stretch-pants-ff68e77e3fa5f6fa580816b893d0a464.jpg

:D

Ohhhh NT Rikey. Muy bueno.

darin
10-25-2017, 06:47 AM
I'm going to pretend you never said that. :slap:



They just fit me better. After decades of wearing baggy clothes cuz I'm fat, the more weight I lose the less covering I tend to want :)




Ohhhh NT Rikey. Muy bueno.


Thanks - that's a selfie of me. <3

NightTrain
10-25-2017, 06:53 AM
They just fit me better. After decades of wearing baggy clothes cuz I'm fat, the more weight I lose the less covering I tend to want :)


Levi 501s and black Carharrts for me. I need to go buy a bunch of 34s after this last summer... dropped at least 20 pounds running around working stupid hours.



Thanks - that's a selfie of me. <3

I'm not falling for the Crying Game trap.

darin
10-25-2017, 06:56 AM
Levi 501s and black Carharrts for me. I need to go buy a bunch of 34s after this last summer... dropped at least 20 pounds running around working stupid hours.





Ever heard of Strauss workwear? They're looking for a US market - HUGE in Europe - the premier maker. My gf works with them; can ask if we can get you a set to try.




I'm not falling for the Crying Game trap.

You don't like my butt? wha???

haven't seen the crying game. Now I'm glad.

NightTrain
10-25-2017, 07:50 AM
Ever heard of Strauss workwear? They're looking for a US market - HUGE in Europe - the premier maker. My gf works with them; can ask if we can get you a set to try.

Strauss? Never heard of them, unless you're talking about Levi Strauss.


You don't like my butt? wha???

haven't seen the crying game. Now I'm glad.

Why, no, Darin! I don't like your butt. I can guarantee it.

It's an old movie, sometime in the early '90s or so but the Pearl Harbor Tranny reveal after dark-room-funzies is enough to make any normal male puke... I almost did. Homie would have had to cut someone, if you know what I mean.

darin
10-25-2017, 07:55 AM
https://www.engelbert-strauss.de/en



My 'she' does the graphic design and stuff

NightTrain
10-25-2017, 08:11 AM
Most of that stuff looks like The North Face kind of gear... it wouldn't hold up.

The Roughtough gear looks like it might be durable. Does your GF say it's comparable to Levis / Carhartts for durability?

darin
10-25-2017, 08:32 AM
Most of that stuff looks like The North Face kind of gear... it wouldn't hold up.

The Roughtough gear looks like it might be durable. Does your GF say it's comparable to Levis / Carhartts for durability?

It's THE Carrhart for europe. It's solid; I think every mechanic i know wears it - and 90% of teh road crews.

Gunny
10-25-2017, 12:14 PM
i've switched to slim-fit pants. Prefer them now.




^^^^^ WRONG example. Try this:

http://d2ydh70d4b5xgv.cloudfront.net/images/8/d/women-girl-sexy-skinny-leggings-jeggings-jeans-denim-pencil-pant-stretch-pants-ff68e77e3fa5f6fa580816b893d0a464.jpg

:DSure. What is the ratio exactly for every one you see like THAT compared to the thousands that more resemble HPD's? If they can be pulled off, I'm drooling right along with you. Seems there are a LOT more that require eye cleanser.

And some of these people think they look hot in them. It's like, if you CAN'T see the button on the front of your pants, don't bother.

Black Diamond
10-25-2017, 01:22 PM
Sure. What is the ratio exactly for every one you see like THAT compared to the thousands that more resemble HPD's? If they can be pulled off, I'm drooling right along with you. Seems there are a LOT more that require eye cleanser.

And some of these people think they look hot in them. It's like, if you CAN'T see the button on the front of your pants, don't bother.
I'm sure it's a golden ratio. Lol.