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jimnyc
12-07-2017, 04:14 PM
So a 'friend' gave me this, and more or less "demanded" that I read and learn things for myself. It honestly and truthfully did not feel like a request in any shape or form. Quite frankly, it was more like a request to read it and convert me all in one.

So, I'm thinking of converting this into material for my fire this evening. It's 42 right now and gonna drop to about to the freezing level overnight. Plus, I just love a fire overall.

I don't like trying to be converted, but it's also not like someone came and left it at my front door.

Decisions decisions

Forget the shit eating grin. Forget the Steelers hat that you only get to see the brim of. I am disgustingly ugly as I haven't showered when I took this pic earlier, and I also haven't shaved!!

https://i.imgur.com/DaTf4Ap.jpg

aboutime
12-07-2017, 05:41 PM
Democrats, Liberals, Progressives, and Obama lovers of the Muslim brotherhood on the Left will experience what this shows below:

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/gmZlYSX.gif">

LongTermGuy
12-07-2017, 08:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/DaTf4Ap.jpg


:laugh:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TCdmy-7-Xw


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZUGa1R5LSs

Gunny
12-07-2017, 09:50 PM
So a 'friend' gave me this, and more or less "demanded" that I read and learn things for myself. It honestly and truthfully did not feel like a request in any shape or form. Quite frankly, it was more like a request to read it and convert me all in one.

So, I'm thinking of converting this into material for my fire this evening. It's 42 right now and gonna drop to about to the freezing level overnight. Plus, I just love a fire overall.

I don't like trying to be converted, but it's also not like someone came and left it at my front door.

Decisions decisions

Forget the shit eating grin. Forget the Steelers hat that you only get to see the brim of. I am disgustingly ugly as I haven't showered when I took this pic earlier, and I also haven't shaved!!

https://i.imgur.com/DaTf4Ap.jpgHe wants you to try his brand of toilet paper?

I have YET to see a pic of you shaved (unlike the one you saw of me :laugh:). You've ALWAYS got that scruffy look going.:laugh:

Abbey
12-07-2017, 09:56 PM
Wanna bet it leaves out all those troubling passages?

aboutime
12-07-2017, 10:35 PM
Wanna bet it leaves out all those troubling passages?


Abbey. You mean these:
According to Sharia law (see links for details):

Theft is punishable by amputation of the hands (Quran 5:38 - includes graphic image).
Criticizing or denying any part of the Quran is punishable by death.
Criticizing Muhammad or denying that he is a prophet is punishable by death.
Criticizing or denying Allah is punishable by death (see Allah moon god).
A Muslim who becomes a non-Muslim is punishable by death (See Compulsion).
A non-Muslim who leads a Muslim away from Islam is punishable by death.
A non-Muslim man who marries a Muslim woman is punishable by death.
A woman or girl who has been raped cannot testify in court against her rapist(s).
Testimonies of 4 male witnesses are required to prove rape of a female (Quran 24:13).
A woman or girl who alleges rape without producing 4 male witnesses is guilty of adultery.
A woman or girl found guilty of adultery is punishable by death (see "Islamophobia").
A male convicted of rape can have his conviction dismissed by marrying his victim.
Muslim men have sexual rights to any woman/girl not wearing the Hijab (see Taharrush).
A woman can have 1 husband, who can have up to 4 wives; Muhammad can have more.
A man can marry an infant girl and consummate the marriage when she is 9 years old.
Girls' clitoris should be cut (Muhammad's words, Book 41, Kitab Al-Adab, Hadith 5251).
A man can beat his wife for insubordination (see Quran 4:34 and Religion of Peace).
A man can unilaterally divorce his wife; a wife needs her husband's consent to divorce.
A divorced wife loses custody of all children over 6 years of age or when they exceed it.
A woman's testimony in court, allowed in property cases, carries the weight of a man's.
A female heir inherits half of what a male heir inherits (see Mathematics in Quran).
A woman cannot drive a car, as it leads to fitnah (upheaval).
A woman cannot speak alone to a man who is not her husband or relative.
Meat to eat must come from animals that have been sacrificed to Allah - i.e., be "Halal."
Muslims are to subjugate the world under Islam (see Quran 9:29 and Palestine Issue).
Muslims should engage in Taqiyya and lie to non-Muslims to advance Islam.
The list goes on.

mundame
12-08-2017, 09:52 AM
I'd worry a little about this one.

The reason is that you have published a picture of yourself holding this book, which could get onto Twitter too easily and into the news. You have a long-running discussion forum and so are a semi-public figure, at least ----

Watch what you say and do. You don't want to go viral and get on CNN about this.

If it were me, I'd put it in the attic for a few years, then throw it out when everyone has forgotten about it, without talking about it.

High_Plains_Drifter
12-08-2017, 10:11 AM
Looks it would be good for target practice... then burn it.

jimnyc
12-08-2017, 11:27 AM
He wants you to try his brand of toilet paper?

I have YET to see a pic of you shaved (unlike the one you saw of me :laugh:). You've ALWAYS got that scruffy look going.:laugh:

Yeah, ain't it? LOL I told you all I was a dirty bastard!! I detest shaving. I try to go without. So it will build up, then I neaten it up and what not. Then at about the 1 1/2 week part it gets itchy and I have no choice but to shave it, and then repeat the process. I'm an ugly, scruffy, aging, chubby, black eyes, hat wearing piece of dog crap!!

jimnyc
12-08-2017, 11:30 AM
I'd worry a little about this one.

The reason is that you have published a picture of yourself holding this book, which could get onto Twitter too easily and into the news. You have a long-running discussion forum and so are a semi-public figure, at least ----

Watch what you say and do. You don't want to go viral and get on CNN about this.

If it were me, I'd put it in the attic for a few years, then throw it out when everyone has forgotten about it, without talking about it.

Wait, I may make the news? WOAH!! :laugh:

And are you saying that, semi-public.... that maybe I'm a "famous" fat bastard? I'm known through about like 3 political forums as a major piece of crap that many would like to nail to the tree in their backyard, and then break out the arrows or bb guns, or maybe even the heavy duty shit!! But, but, but but but ---- I may go viral? Well, I better clean up and put the good stuff and great smile on then!!!

https://i.imgur.com/sZkQ3Wo.jpg

pete311
12-08-2017, 11:33 AM
It's almost unreadable straight up page to page. I tried only got about a hundred pages before wanting to throw it in a fire.

jimnyc
12-08-2017, 11:40 AM
It's almost unreadable straight up page to page. I tried only got about a hundred pages before wanting to throw it in a fire.

I honestly haven't tried yet. I did follow up on a few statements, to see how it compared. In other words, a few things of interest, and then look it up in there. My 'friend' claims the translation in this book is the best English version. I don't think that will matter much anyway, as I really don't have much interest anymore. I've read a LOT LOT LOT over the years, likely more than I wanted to know. But I give things a fair shake, and am always willing to learn a little bit more. But, with that said, I really don't think I will learn more, nor want to learn more. This was kind of pushed on me a little, in a weird attempt to convert me, I believe anyway.

So now it's decision time. I am NOT giving it back, no way no how. I may just 86 it and never think of it again. I may save it in a closet for reference, but I don't trust him or what he gave me. Or I may use it as kindling for my first fire of the year.

https://i.imgur.com/naD3sGX.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/OzzryM4.jpg

mundame
12-08-2017, 12:04 PM
Wait, I may make the news? WOAH!! :laugh:

And are you saying that, semi-public.... that maybe I'm a "famous" fat bastard? I'm known through about like 3 political forums as a major piece of crap that many would like to nail to the tree in their backyard, and then break out the arrows or bb guns, or maybe even the heavy duty shit!! But, but, but but but ---- I may go viral? Well, I better clean up and put the good stuff and great smile on then!!!

https://i.imgur.com/sZkQ3Wo.jpg



You're not so fat...........

I don't seem to have scared you ----

Just a guess. :)

jimnyc
12-08-2017, 12:22 PM
You're not so fat...........

I don't seem to have scared you ----

Just a guess. :)

Oh, trust me, I hide it well, and it's much easier to hide when you're the one taking the photos!! I'm like 5'9 and about 10 millimeters on top of that. I was up to as high as 224lbs in like 2011 I think? But then I started eating better and being a much better bum. I am now 172lbs, and I think I am now 5'9 and like 9 millimeters. I think the weight loss made me shrink height too!! :laugh:

I don't scare too easily. I really couldn't give a Chihuahua's testicles if people saw my dislike for things that are written in the Quran. Hell, I tell my muslim friends point blank about certain things in there that it's fucked up. They deny, claim it doesn't exist, the verses mean something different and what not. If you bring up the women stuff, alongside of facts about things in the women life in Islam in parts of the world - they will change the subject, claim I'm wrong and what not. They claim the women in Saudi Arabia DO NOT want to vote, DO NOT want to drive and they believe they WANT to wear the veils and all kinds of other crap about women. It's sometimes an awful lot of lies, and I have to keep a straight face - but other times I shove it down some throats.

Gunny
12-08-2017, 04:14 PM
Wait, I may make the news? WOAH!! :laugh:

And are you saying that, semi-public.... that maybe I'm a "famous" fat bastard? I'm known through about like 3 political forums as a major piece of crap that many would like to nail to the tree in their backyard, and then break out the arrows or bb guns, or maybe even the heavy duty shit!! But, but, but but but ---- I may go viral? Well, I better clean up and put the good stuff and great smile on then!!!

https://i.imgur.com/sZkQ3Wo.jpgGuess I'm f*cked. I've straight up shot the f*ckers. If they want to come looking, that list is still open-ended. Can't be first ... but one CAN be NEXT ... ;)

jimnyc
12-08-2017, 05:03 PM
I was doing some pre-planning. Mundame made me nervous, so I had to plan for the future. Just in case I had to run from an unruly mob, and maybe end up having to jump in the local lake and swim across to safety, I wanted to make sure that my new "gift" of conversion would survive. It would appear it does!! Although, as a result of my testing, I think I got bit by one of my ungrateful little bastards in there!!

https://i.imgur.com/AkFG9Kp.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/QA0JcJU.jpg

Gunny
12-08-2017, 05:24 PM
You are such a clown. Y'know, Mundame DOES have a point. It's not like everyone knows only your message board persona. Your "secret identity" is all over the place :laugh:

And you DO live in NY where most of the bastards fly into the US. Just sayin'...

mundame
12-08-2017, 10:06 PM
Guess I'm f*cked. I've straight up shot the f*ckers. If they want to come looking, that list is still open-ended. Can't be first ... but one CAN be NEXT ... ;)


You've.......gone and shot some of them......okay, that could be seen as a problem. Not by me, but by some, probably.

But they don't have a photo of you, naked, with a skeleton in the background, holding a Koran in, ah, openmouthed astonishment. Could be easier to find him, just saying. Hopefully not.

Remember that minister several years ago who was going to roast a Koran on a BBQ grill? And the Army and the State Department and the CIA and whoever else were begging him not to do it and finally he didn't?

At least he said he didn't..... I hope what I hope.

Well, keeping Muslims' respect and tolerance is obviously impossible, that ship has sailed and I'd say add St. Louis ribs sauce first, or maybe Franks Buffalo wings sauce, good stuff.

Nobody cares what I say, though. Jimmy's a little more...........conspicuous. I would worry. Just a little.

Abbey
12-08-2017, 10:50 PM
You've.......gone and shot some of them......okay, that could be seen as a problem. Not by me, but by some, probably.

But they don't have a photo of you, naked, with a skeleton in the background, holding a Koran in, ah, openmouthed astonishment. Could be easier to find him, just saying. Hopefully not.

Remember that minister several years ago who was going to roast a Koran on a BBQ grill? And the Army and the State Department and the CIA and whoever else were begging him not to do it and finally he didn't?

At least he said he didn't..... I hope what I hope.

Well, keeping Muslims' respect and tolerance is obviously impossible, that ship has sailed and I'd say add St. Louis ribs sauce first, or maybe Franks Buffalo wings sauce, good stuff.

Nobody cares what I say, though. Jimmy's a little more...........conspicuous. I would worry. Just a little.

I care what you say... :cool:

Gunny
12-08-2017, 11:11 PM
I care what you say... :cool:FWIW, I read her posts. I have mixed emotions about her post. I didn't spend 21 years in the Corps for me and anyone else to not have the Right to freedom of expression, nor to be oppressed by religiously intolerant sand people. Caution would dictate maybe he ought not be so brash, but what good is freedom if you're afraid to have it?

mundame
12-08-2017, 11:16 PM
I was doing some pre-planning. Mundame made me nervous, so I had to plan for the future. Just in case I had to run from an unruly mob, and maybe end up having to jump in the local lake and swim across to safety, I wanted to make sure that my new "gift" of conversion would survive. It would appear it does!! Although, as a result of my testing, I think I got bit by one of my ungrateful little bastards in there!!



You..................stuck it in the acquarium. I suppose you have Oscars; they do bite.

Well. Nobody can say you burned....such a book....if you let it swim with the fishes, so okay. We're safe.

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
12-08-2017, 11:56 PM
Wanna bet it leaves out all those troubling passages?

America now has two great enemies that it sees not!!!

Dem party and Islam... And both are in league together to carry out their nation destroying goals.

Nothing could be more obvious than the hatred, and loathing that muslims have for this nation and their sworn oath to obey the Koran and destroy us!!

Yet, that truth/reality is denied and covered up by dem party, media and or own government--which is a surefire recipe for disaster in the future.

That recipe is very likely to cause the future death of millions of Americans but hey that is a small price to pay to prove how(liberally) tolerant and willing we are to bow to Islam and kiss their filthy asses.. :rolleyes:

I bow to no man and certainly not ever to those ffing murdering stone-age savages..... ---Tyr

High_Plains_Drifter
12-09-2017, 08:47 AM
Oh, trust me, I hide it well, and it's much easier to hide when you're the one taking the photos!! I'm like 5'9 and about 10 millimeters on top of that. I was up to as high as 224lbs in like 2011 I think? But then I started eating better and being a much better bum. I am now 172lbs, and I think I am now 5'9 and like 9 millimeters. I think the weight loss made me shrink height too!! :laugh:

I don't scare too easily. I really couldn't give a Chihuahua's testicles if people saw my dislike for things that are written in the Quran. Hell, I tell my muslim friends point blank about certain things in there that it's fucked up. They deny, claim it doesn't exist, the verses mean something different and what not. If you bring up the women stuff, alongside of facts about things in the women life in Islam in parts of the world - they will change the subject, claim I'm wrong and what not. They claim the women in Saudi Arabia DO NOT want to vote, DO NOT want to drive and they believe they WANT to wear the veils and all kinds of other crap about women. It's sometimes an awful lot of lies, and I have to keep a straight face - but other times I shove it down some throats.
Have you ever called them on their prophet being a pedophile?

I'd love to see, first hand, the reaction then hear the response to that.

High_Plains_Drifter
12-09-2017, 08:58 AM
Yeah, ain't it? LOL I told you all I was a dirty bastard!! I detest shaving. I try to go without. So it will build up, then I neaten it up and what not. Then at about the 1 1/2 week part it gets itchy and I have no choice but to shave it, and then repeat the process. I'm an ugly, scruffy, aging, chubby, black eyes, hat wearing piece of dog crap!!
I hate shaving too. I've only shaved my mustache off once since I've been able to grow it, and that was in basic training. I always have the stach and some sort of chin whiskers. Then in the winter I grow a full beard, but I start growing the beard earlier and earlier every year it seems. Started in Aug this year so I already have a pretty long WHITE beard. I keep telling myself don't cutl it off in the Spring. I grew my hair for almost nine years once and it was down to my pants belt, but I cut that all off long ago, so why not try growing a huge long beard once too.

Fuck shaving, I totally get where you're coming from there, pard.

jimnyc
12-09-2017, 01:15 PM
You are such a clown. Y'know, Mundame DOES have a point. It's not like everyone knows only your message board persona. Your "secret identity" is all over the place :laugh:

And you DO live in NY where most of the bastards fly into the US. Just sayin'...

My name is Francis, my state number is 3726247. I am a fictitious person. Francis Billy Bob Jimbob. I can never be found. I was born and raised a poor black man.


But they don't have a photo of you, naked, with a skeleton in the background, holding a Koran in, ah, openmouthed astonishment. Could be easier to find him, just saying. Hopefully not.

Hey, I'm not nekkid!! I just don't have my shirt on. I guess I didn't think of appearances! And that's "Achmed the Dead Terrorist" in the background. I'm only astonished because it was a little cold out is all. ;)


Remember that minister several years ago who was going to roast a Koran on a BBQ grill? And the Army and the State Department and the CIA and whoever else were begging him not to do it and finally he didn't?

Yeah, that guy was a little nutty. Now I didn't go and burn anything. I'm just contemplating on what to do with a unwanted gift of conversion, which I didn't ask for in any way shape or form. And in religious ways, I find this quite offensive.


Well, keeping Muslims' respect and tolerance is obviously impossible, that ship has sailed and I'd say add St. Louis ribs sauce first, or maybe Franks Buffalo wings sauce, good stuff.

I have respect and tolerance, also on an individual basis. I'll respect religions as a whole, but like Scientology, sometimes I think things really aren't very good "religions". And what's IN this book, and some of the verses.... the MAIN things that offend me are all the things about women.


Nobody cares what I say, though. Jimmy's a little more...........conspicuous. I would worry. Just a little.

I honestly and truthfully do care what you say. No offense to the guys here on the board, but I take the opinions of the ladies here with a little more weight. :)


You..................stuck it in the acquarium. I suppose you have Oscars; they do bite.

Well. Nobody can say you burned....such a book....if you let it swim with the fishes, so okay. We're safe.

I had Oscars in the past, and they definitely would have instantly tried to go for a bite of the book! But now, all I have in there are African Cichlids. Little fellows, but they still got the teethies!!


Have you ever called them on their prophet being a pedophile?

I'd love to see, first hand, the reaction then hear the response to that.

You get that SAME argument that you get here online from any muslims - about how the era was different, and it was completely normal and acceptable to sleep around with children as women.


I hate shaving too. I've only shaved my mustache off once since I've been able to grow it, and that was in basic training. I always have the stach and some sort of chin whiskers. Then in the winter I grow a full beard, but I start growing the beard earlier and earlier every year it seems. Started in Aug this year so I already have a pretty long WHITE beard. I keep telling myself don't cutl it off in the Spring. I grew my hair for almost nine years once and it was down to my pants belt, but I cut that all off long ago, so why not try growing a huge long beard once too.

Fuck shaving, I totally get where you're coming from there, pard.

I just had to go and get the best of the best shit from the "art of shaving" - but it's still work at the end of the day. I'll try and try to shape it and edge it and make it look good, but nothing stops the itching. So I never make it really to the 2 week mark. In fact, about to shave shortly!

jimnyc
12-09-2017, 01:19 PM
Oh man, true story here!

So I was out in the park, figuring I would maybe give things a fair shake. So I read a few verses and what not, of course got extremely offended by the way that they treat women and expect women to handle themselves as objects.

Anyway, so it's snowing here in New York, and have about an inch of snow on the ground now. Oh wait, did I say New York? I may heave meant New York, the one that's in Russia? Or the one in Pakistan? Who knows. :)

Anyway, I decided to rush a little as it's cold. I slipped just prior to my stairs and fell, dropped my book in the process and accidentally stepped on it. Don't you worry your little selves though, I quickly gave it great treatment and cleaned it up and dried it, and said 10 Hail Allah's and 15 of the Lord's ownage of women to repent.

https://i.imgur.com/CdNDjSu.jpg

Gunny
12-09-2017, 02:43 PM
Oh man, true story here!

So I was out in the park, figuring I would maybe give things a fair shake. So I read a few verses and what not, of course got extremely offended by the way that they treat women and expect women to handle themselves as objects.

Anyway, so it's snowing here in New York, and have about an inch of snow on the ground now. Oh wait, did I say New York? I may heave meant New York, the one that's in Russia? Or the one in Pakistan? Who knows. :)

Anyway, I decided to rush a little as it's cold. I slipped just prior to my stairs and fell, dropped my book in the process and accidentally stepped on it. Don't you worry your little selves though, I quickly gave it great treatment and cleaned it up and dried it, and said 10 Hail Allah's and 15 of the Lord's ownage of women to repent.

https://i.imgur.com/CdNDjSu.jpgYou're such a dork ... Francis :laugh2:

jimnyc
12-09-2017, 03:03 PM
You're such a dork ... Francis :laugh2:

I share my journey with this push of conversion, and my thought process and look at all of this. You ungrateful bastard!!

Gunny
12-09-2017, 03:37 PM
I share my journey with this push of conversion, and my thought process and look at all of this. You ungrateful bastard!!Uh huh. Because you're s-o-o-o sincere :rolleyes:

Besides, what specifically is this "journey"? 50 Ways to have a Fatah issued in your name?:laugh:

jimnyc
12-09-2017, 03:44 PM
Uh huh. Because you're s-o-o-o sincere :rolleyes:

Besides, what specifically is this "journey"? 50 Ways to have a Fatah issued in your name?:laugh:

I am sincere, you dirty bastard! I need to understand, and learn & find out for myself why one would want me to convert. Why would that be important to someone. Why not worry about themselves?

And oh, I have a journey alright. 50 ways to leave your lover! LOL Consider this book my lover, and I'm going to find about 50 ways to leave it. It may not always be pretty! Ok, spoiler alert, no way I make it to 50!! Maybe like 5 or 6 before I become a failure like so many other things? :laugh:

Gunny
12-09-2017, 04:02 PM
I am sincere, you dirty bastard! I need to understand, and learn & find out for myself why one would want me to convert. Why would that be important to someone. Why not worry about themselves?

And oh, I have a journey alright. 50 ways to leave your lover! LOL Consider this book my lover, and I'm going to find about 50 ways to leave it. It may not always be pretty! Ok, spoiler alert, no way I make it to 50!! Maybe like 5 or 6 before I become a failure like so many other things? :laugh:It is important to them because of the way they believe in conversion. There is no tolerance for others at all in the religion. You can be ignored for a time, but you're going to Hell if you don't convert. The laws must be strictly adhered to and the punishment severe for not doing so. They believe in their religion the same as we do ours.

It is in fact a rip off of Christianity and calls God God and recognizes Jesus Christ as a profit to lull you into letting them get a toe in the door. THEN you get to the "convert or die" part.

Because think about it ... if we have the same God, then why are His laws so different? And why is Christ a Man of peace and love while Muhammed represents death and war?

jimnyc
12-09-2017, 04:05 PM
It is important to them because of the way they believe in conversion. There is no tolerance for others at all in the religion. You can be ignored for a time, but you're going to Hell if you don't convert. The laws must be strictly adhered to and the punishment severe for not doing so. They believe in their religion the same as we do ours.

It is in fact a rip off of Christianity and calls God God and recognizes Jesus Christ as a profit to lull you into letting them get a toe in the door. THEN you get to the "convert or die" part.

Because think about it ... if we have the same God, then why are His laws so different? And why is Christ a Man of peace and love while Muhammed represents death and war?

Oh, I was really only kidding, now I feel bad you wasted the time on 3 short paragraphs.

I don't give 2 flying sea rats buttholes about their conversion attempts. They can suck the you know what through a very long garden hose. Wouldn't happen - ever. I just thought I may have a tad of fun with this RETARDED gift. Yes, I've been told that's a bad word, so now I'm overusing it. :)

Gunny
12-09-2017, 05:00 PM
Oh, I was really only kidding, now I feel bad you wasted the time on 3 short paragraphs.

I don't give 2 flying sea rats buttholes about their conversion attempts. They can suck the you know what through a very long garden hose. Wouldn't happen - ever. I just thought I may have a tad of fun with this RETARDED gift. Yes, I've been told that's a bad word, so now I'm overusing it. :)I knew you were kidding, dipstick. I just got lost in my "why I dislike Islam thoughts" ...

aboutime
12-09-2017, 07:37 PM
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Gunny
12-09-2017, 08:57 PM
https://media.giphy.com/media/krhW9yWEI0x0Y/200.gifFrancis has issues. In case you can't tell by the itself :laugh:. While I am NOT dismissing Mundame's point, which is a valid one, Jimbob's been ragging on ragheads as long as I've known him. Besides .. any of you every tried to shut the ADD motor mouth up? :laugh: It just makes him post more.

I don't particularly care what the sand rats think of my opinion of them. They've gotten it up close and personal more'n twice. If they'd stay in their stupid sandbox where they belong then we could find something else to screw with :)