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GravyBoat
12-20-2017, 04:57 PM
Whole Lotta Rosie Offers $2M Bribe to Maine's Senator Collins

She should be in jail right now but won't because politics is all a big scam:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/365748-rosie-odonnell-lashes-out-at-gop-senator-over-tax-bill-do-you-think (http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/365748-rosie-odonnell-lashes-out-at-gop-senator-over-tax-bill-do-you-think)

18 U.S. Code § 201 - Bribery of public officials and witnesses

Link to ww.law.cornell.edu (https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/201)

(a) For the purpose of this section—
(1) the term “public official” means Member of Congress, Delegate, or Resident Commissioner, either before or after such official has qualified, or an officer or employee or person acting for or on behalf of the United States, or any department, agency or branch of Government thereof, including the District of Columbia, in any official function, under or by authority of any such department, agency, or branch of Government, or a juror;
(2) the term “person who has been selected to be a public official” means any person who has been nominated or appointed to be a public official, or has been officially informed that such person will be so nominated or appointed; and
(3) the term “official act” means any decision or action on any question, matter, cause, suit, proceeding or controversy, which may at any time be pending, or which may by law be brought before any public official, in such official’s official capacity, or in such official’s place of trust or profit.

(b) Whoever—
(1) directly or indirectly, corruptly gives, offers or promises anything of value to any public official or person who has been selected to be a public official, or offers or promises any public official or any person who has been selected to be a public official to give anything of value to any other person or entity, with intent—
(A) to influence any official act; or
(B) to influence such public official or person who has been selected to be a public official to commit or aid in committing, or collude in, or allow, any fraud, or make opportunity for the commission of any fraud, on the United States; or
(C) to induce such public official or such person who has been selected to be a public official to do or omit to do any act in violation of the lawful duty of such official or person;
(2) being a public official or person selected to be a public official, directly or indirectly, corruptly demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally or for any other person or entity, in return for:
(A) being influenced in the performance of any official act;
(B) being influenced to commit or aid in committing, or to collude in, or allow, any fraud, or make opportunity for the commission of any fraud, on the United States; or
(C) being induced to do or omit to do any act in violation of the official duty of such official or person;
(3) directly or indirectly, corruptly gives, offers, or promises anything of value to any person, or offers or promises such person to give anything of value to any other person or entity, with intent to influence the testimony under oath or affirmation of such first-mentioned person as a witness upon a trial, hearing, or other proceeding, before any court, any committee of either House or both Houses of Congress, or any agency, commission, or officer authorized by the laws of the United States to hear evidence or take testimony, or with intent to influence such person to absent himself therefrom;
(4) directly or indirectly, corruptly demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally or for any other person or entity in return for being influenced in testimony under oath or affirmation as a witness upon any such trial, hearing, or other proceeding, or in return for absenting himself therefrom; shall be fined under this title or not more than three times the monetary equivalent of the thing of value, whichever is greater, or imprisoned for not more than fifteen years, or both, and may be disqualified from holding any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.

(c) Whoever—
(1) otherwise than as provided by law for the proper discharge of official duty—
(A) directly or indirectly gives, offers, or promises anything of value to any public official, former public official, or person selected to be a public official, for or because of any official act performed or to be performed by such public official, former public official, or person selected to be a public official; or
(B) being a public official, former public official, or person selected to be a public official, otherwise than as provided by law for the proper discharge of official duty, directly or indirectly demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally for or because of any official act performed or to be performed by such official or person;
(2) directly or indirectly, gives, offers, or promises anything of value to any person, for or because of the testimony under oath or affirmation given or to be given by such person as a witness upon a trial, hearing, or other proceeding, before any court, any committee of either House or both Houses of Congress, or any agency, commission, or officer authorized by the laws of the United States to hear evidence or take testimony, or for or because of such person’s absence therefrom;
(3) directly or indirectly, demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally for or because of the testimony under oath or affirmation given or to be given by such person as a witness upon any such trial, hearing, or other proceeding, or for or because of such person’s absence therefrom; shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than two years, or both.

(d) Paragraphs (3) and (4) of subsection (b) and paragraphs (2) and (3) of subsection (c) shall not be construed to prohibit the payment or receipt of witness fees provided by law, or the payment, by the party upon whose behalf a witness is called and receipt by a witness, of the reasonable cost of travel and subsistence incurred and the reasonable value of time lost in attendance at any such trial, hearing, or proceeding, or in the case of expert witnesses, a reasonable fee for time spent in the preparation of such opinion, and in appearing and testifying.

(e) The offenses and penalties prescribed in this section are separate from and in addition to those prescribed in sections 1503, 1504, and 1505 of this title.

Black Diamond
12-20-2017, 05:01 PM
Whole Lotta Rosie Offers $2M Bribe to Maine's Senator Collins

She should be in jail right now but won't because politics is all a big scam:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/365748-rosie-odonnell-lashes-out-at-gop-senator-over-tax-bill-do-you-think (http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/365748-rosie-odonnell-lashes-out-at-gop-senator-over-tax-bill-do-you-think)

18 U.S. Code § 201 - Bribery of public officials and witnesses

Link to ww.law.cornell.edu (https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/201)

(a) For the purpose of this section—
(1) the term “public official” means Member of Congress, Delegate, or Resident Commissioner, either before or after such official has qualified, or an officer or employee or person acting for or on behalf of the United States, or any department, agency or branch of Government thereof, including the District of Columbia, in any official function, under or by authority of any such department, agency, or branch of Government, or a juror;
(2) the term “person who has been selected to be a public official” means any person who has been nominated or appointed to be a public official, or has been officially informed that such person will be so nominated or appointed; and
(3) the term “official act” means any decision or action on any question, matter, cause, suit, proceeding or controversy, which may at any time be pending, or which may by law be brought before any public official, in such official’s official capacity, or in such official’s place of trust or profit.

(b) Whoever—
(1) directly or indirectly, corruptly gives, offers or promises anything of value to any public official or person who has been selected to be a public official, or offers or promises any public official or any person who has been selected to be a public official to give anything of value to any other person or entity, with intent—
(A) to influence any official act; or
(B) to influence such public official or person who has been selected to be a public official to commit or aid in committing, or collude in, or allow, any fraud, or make opportunity for the commission of any fraud, on the United States; or
(C) to induce such public official or such person who has been selected to be a public official to do or omit to do any act in violation of the lawful duty of such official or person;
(2) being a public official or person selected to be a public official, directly or indirectly, corruptly demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally or for any other person or entity, in return for:
(A) being influenced in the performance of any official act;
(B) being influenced to commit or aid in committing, or to collude in, or allow, any fraud, or make opportunity for the commission of any fraud, on the United States; or
(C) being induced to do or omit to do any act in violation of the official duty of such official or person;
(3) directly or indirectly, corruptly gives, offers, or promises anything of value to any person, or offers or promises such person to give anything of value to any other person or entity, with intent to influence the testimony under oath or affirmation of such first-mentioned person as a witness upon a trial, hearing, or other proceeding, before any court, any committee of either House or both Houses of Congress, or any agency, commission, or officer authorized by the laws of the United States to hear evidence or take testimony, or with intent to influence such person to absent himself therefrom;
(4) directly or indirectly, corruptly demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally or for any other person or entity in return for being influenced in testimony under oath or affirmation as a witness upon any such trial, hearing, or other proceeding, or in return for absenting himself therefrom; shall be fined under this title or not more than three times the monetary equivalent of the thing of value, whichever is greater, or imprisoned for not more than fifteen years, or both, and may be disqualified from holding any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.

(c) Whoever—
(1) otherwise than as provided by law for the proper discharge of official duty—
(A) directly or indirectly gives, offers, or promises anything of value to any public official, former public official, or person selected to be a public official, for or because of any official act performed or to be performed by such public official, former public official, or person selected to be a public official; or
(B) being a public official, former public official, or person selected to be a public official, otherwise than as provided by law for the proper discharge of official duty, directly or indirectly demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally for or because of any official act performed or to be performed by such official or person;
(2) directly or indirectly, gives, offers, or promises anything of value to any person, for or because of the testimony under oath or affirmation given or to be given by such person as a witness upon a trial, hearing, or other proceeding, before any court, any committee of either House or both Houses of Congress, or any agency, commission, or officer authorized by the laws of the United States to hear evidence or take testimony, or for or because of such person’s absence therefrom;
(3) directly or indirectly, demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally for or because of the testimony under oath or affirmation given or to be given by such person as a witness upon any such trial, hearing, or other proceeding, or for or because of such person’s absence therefrom; shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than two years, or both.

(d) Paragraphs (3) and (4) of subsection (b) and paragraphs (2) and (3) of subsection (c) shall not be construed to prohibit the payment or receipt of witness fees provided by law, or the payment, by the party upon whose behalf a witness is called and receipt by a witness, of the reasonable cost of travel and subsistence incurred and the reasonable value of time lost in attendance at any such trial, hearing, or proceeding, or in the case of expert witnesses, a reasonable fee for time spent in the preparation of such opinion, and in appearing and testifying.

(e) The offenses and penalties prescribed in this section are separate from and in addition to those prescribed in sections 1503, 1504, and 1505 of this title.
You and Rosie are on the same plane.

aboutime
12-20-2017, 05:02 PM
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT...
http://youtu.be/u1aCA3GWA2Y

Gunny
12-20-2017, 05:03 PM
Whole Lotta Rosie Offers $2M Bribe to Maine's Senator Collins

She should be in jail right now but won't because politics is all a big scam:

http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/365748-rosie-odonnell-lashes-out-at-gop-senator-over-tax-bill-do-you-think (http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/365748-rosie-odonnell-lashes-out-at-gop-senator-over-tax-bill-do-you-think)

18 U.S. Code § 201 - Bribery of public officials and witnesses

Link to ww.law.cornell.edu (https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/201)

(a) For the purpose of this section—
(1) the term “public official” means Member of Congress, Delegate, or Resident Commissioner, either before or after such official has qualified, or an officer or employee or person acting for or on behalf of the United States, or any department, agency or branch of Government thereof, including the District of Columbia, in any official function, under or by authority of any such department, agency, or branch of Government, or a juror;
(2) the term “person who has been selected to be a public official” means any person who has been nominated or appointed to be a public official, or has been officially informed that such person will be so nominated or appointed; and
(3) the term “official act” means any decision or action on any question, matter, cause, suit, proceeding or controversy, which may at any time be pending, or which may by law be brought before any public official, in such official’s official capacity, or in such official’s place of trust or profit.

(b) Whoever—
(1) directly or indirectly, corruptly gives, offers or promises anything of value to any public official or person who has been selected to be a public official, or offers or promises any public official or any person who has been selected to be a public official to give anything of value to any other person or entity, with intent—
(A) to influence any official act; or
(B) to influence such public official or person who has been selected to be a public official to commit or aid in committing, or collude in, or allow, any fraud, or make opportunity for the commission of any fraud, on the United States; or
(C) to induce such public official or such person who has been selected to be a public official to do or omit to do any act in violation of the lawful duty of such official or person;
(2) being a public official or person selected to be a public official, directly or indirectly, corruptly demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally or for any other person or entity, in return for:
(A) being influenced in the performance of any official act;
(B) being influenced to commit or aid in committing, or to collude in, or allow, any fraud, or make opportunity for the commission of any fraud, on the United States; or
(C) being induced to do or omit to do any act in violation of the official duty of such official or person;
(3) directly or indirectly, corruptly gives, offers, or promises anything of value to any person, or offers or promises such person to give anything of value to any other person or entity, with intent to influence the testimony under oath or affirmation of such first-mentioned person as a witness upon a trial, hearing, or other proceeding, before any court, any committee of either House or both Houses of Congress, or any agency, commission, or officer authorized by the laws of the United States to hear evidence or take testimony, or with intent to influence such person to absent himself therefrom;
(4) directly or indirectly, corruptly demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally or for any other person or entity in return for being influenced in testimony under oath or affirmation as a witness upon any such trial, hearing, or other proceeding, or in return for absenting himself therefrom; shall be fined under this title or not more than three times the monetary equivalent of the thing of value, whichever is greater, or imprisoned for not more than fifteen years, or both, and may be disqualified from holding any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.

(c) Whoever—
(1) otherwise than as provided by law for the proper discharge of official duty—
(A) directly or indirectly gives, offers, or promises anything of value to any public official, former public official, or person selected to be a public official, for or because of any official act performed or to be performed by such public official, former public official, or person selected to be a public official; or
(B) being a public official, former public official, or person selected to be a public official, otherwise than as provided by law for the proper discharge of official duty, directly or indirectly demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally for or because of any official act performed or to be performed by such official or person;
(2) directly or indirectly, gives, offers, or promises anything of value to any person, for or because of the testimony under oath or affirmation given or to be given by such person as a witness upon a trial, hearing, or other proceeding, before any court, any committee of either House or both Houses of Congress, or any agency, commission, or officer authorized by the laws of the United States to hear evidence or take testimony, or for or because of such person’s absence therefrom;
(3) directly or indirectly, demands, seeks, receives, accepts, or agrees to receive or accept anything of value personally for or because of the testimony under oath or affirmation given or to be given by such person as a witness upon any such trial, hearing, or other proceeding, or for or because of such person’s absence therefrom; shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for not more than two years, or both.

(d) Paragraphs (3) and (4) of subsection (b) and paragraphs (2) and (3) of subsection (c) shall not be construed to prohibit the payment or receipt of witness fees provided by law, or the payment, by the party upon whose behalf a witness is called and receipt by a witness, of the reasonable cost of travel and subsistence incurred and the reasonable value of time lost in attendance at any such trial, hearing, or proceeding, or in the case of expert witnesses, a reasonable fee for time spent in the preparation of such opinion, and in appearing and testifying.

(e) The offenses and penalties prescribed in this section are separate from and in addition to those prescribed in sections 1503, 1504, and 1505 of this title.Try Titles 17 and 19.

Black Diamond
12-20-2017, 05:07 PM
Try Titles 17 and 19.
Her defense would be that she's an entertainer. and that it was a joke.

GravyBoat
12-20-2017, 05:46 PM
You and Rosie are on the same plane.

Not even on a C-5 Galaxy is there room enough for me and Rosie. Guess again, nimrod.

:laugh2:

Gunny
12-20-2017, 05:53 PM
Her defense would be that she's an entertainer. and that it was a joke.I ain't putting that fit bitch on my computer. Anything in particular she's foaming off at the mouth about this time?

Proof you can be a complete moron and the MSM will cover you if you hate the right. Oh yeah, Michael Moore already proved that.

Black Diamond
12-20-2017, 05:56 PM
Not even on a C-5 Galaxy is there room enough for me and Rosie. Guess again, nimrod.

:laugh2:
Apparently you don't know there is more than one definition of plane.

Black Diamond
12-20-2017, 05:59 PM
I ain't putting that fit bitch on my computer. Anything in particular she's foaming off at the mouth about this time?

Proof you can be a complete moron and the MSM will cover you if you hate the right. Oh yeah, Michael Moore already proved that.
She tweeted that she would pay senators to vote against the tax bill. In truth, I don't think she is in any legal trouble. Worst she will get is a tweet from trump. :)

Gunny
12-20-2017, 06:03 PM
She tweeted that she would pay senators to vote against the tax bill. In truth, I don't think she is in any legal trouble. Worst she will get is a tweet from trump. :)This is a PERFECT example of why I despise the left/Dems. It doesn't matter what the Bill says or does, nor who it benefits (like those middle class people the Dems supposedly champion), the republicans are for it so they're against it and will vote in lock step.

If the damned Republicans would do the same thing there'd be a lot more done by now.

darin
12-21-2017, 07:22 AM
insulting her looks takes away from the valid criticisms of her character.

Tyr-Ziu Saxnot
12-21-2017, 09:39 AM
insulting her looks takes away from the valid criticisms of her character.

While that is true my friend, it is a fact that she is so damn despicable -- that it is very hard to not insult her " rather huge and torturous image".
(huge and torturous image), is a bit more polite way of saying- fat and ugly.
Amazing the verbiage that one picks up reading 18th century books.
Tho'oft arrogant , gentlemen of that era had a certain way with words..--Tyr

darin
12-21-2017, 09:51 AM
I present a rather huge and torturous image.

High_Plains_Drifter
12-21-2017, 11:08 AM
The woman is a pig, both her appearance and her personality.

What else can you say... and I believe she should be arrested.

mundame
12-21-2017, 11:43 AM
She tweeted that she would pay senators to vote against the tax bill. In truth, I don't think she is in any legal trouble. Worst she will get is a tweet from trump. :)

Agreed --- I would like to see people cut comedians/entertainers more slack than has been happening in the last few weeks. Franken's forced resignation seems sad to me: everyone knows comedians are sort of dangerous, just won 't be conventional: that's actually their job.

Black Diamond's point that she might get a tweet from Trump is probably what she WANTS. I read a thing that Rosie is actually a Trump voter and Trump fan, and no wonder: he has been very good for her aging career. She'd be forgotten if it weren't for him. She has huge name recognition now because he mentions her and the news has started following her, like this item.

I have no problem with any of this. A person who is really trying to bribe anyone is hardly likely to tweet about it to the world. It was just a low-quality joke.

GravyBoat
12-21-2017, 03:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=NP7Lixcc_jQ

Black Diamond
12-21-2017, 03:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=NP7Lixcc_jQ
I liked that.

aboutime
12-21-2017, 04:10 PM
<img src="https://i1.wp.com/conservative101.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/Rosie-angry-600x400.jpg">

<img src="https://i.imgur.com/ReiYRfs.png?fb">

<img src="https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/500x/75042429/whoever-said-trump-will-be-president-when-pigs-fly-never-saw-rosie-on-a-plane.jpg">

Gunny
12-21-2017, 09:14 PM
I think I should be hanged, drawn and quartered. My typo called that FAT sow "fit" :bang3::hanging:

High_Plains_Drifter
12-21-2017, 09:51 PM
I think I should be hanged, drawn and quartered. My typo called that FAT sow "fit" :bang3::hanging:
I figured it was just a typo... ;)

aboutime
12-21-2017, 10:03 PM
I think I should be hanged, drawn and quartered. My typo called that FAT sow "fit" :bang3::hanging:

That's a good typo Gunny. That FAT sow wouldn't FIT in Mt. St. Helens. Her mouth would be like a parachute....:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Taco Junkie
12-22-2017, 11:51 AM
Rosie O'Fat
http://www.debatepolicy.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=11107&stc=1

LongTermGuy
12-22-2017, 08:30 PM
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