mrg666
08-14-2007, 12:53 AM
NO SEX SINCE 1955
>
> A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by
> a local liberal arts college.
>
> There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance,
> one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
>
> "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
> something bothering you?"
>
> "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
>
> "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
> like you have seen a lot of action."
>
> "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
>
> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
> know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
>
> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
>
> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take This the
> wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
>
> "1955, ma'am."
>
> "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
> everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
>
> She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
> "relax" him several times.
>
> Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
> said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.
>
> The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I
> would hope not. It's only 2130 now."
>
> A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by
> a local liberal arts college.
>
> There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance,
> one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
>
> "Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is
> something bothering you?"
>
> "Negative, ma'am. Just serious by nature."
>
> "The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, "It looks
> like you have seen a lot of action."
>
> "Yes, ma'am, a lot of action."
>
> The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, "You
> know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself."
>
> The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
>
> Finally the young lady said, "You know, I hope you don't take This the
> wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?"
>
> "1955, ma'am."
>
> "Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking
> everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955!"
>
> She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to
> "relax" him several times.
>
> Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and
> said, "Wow, you sure didn't forget much since 1955.
>
> The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his serious voice, "I
> would hope not. It's only 2130 now."