emmett
08-16-2007, 12:59 AM
The US Government News Service has reported that UN Secretary General Hugo Chavez has announced his decision to not allow travel by Americans any more.
Executive Secretary Putin explained the decision to USGNS reporter Rosie O'Donnel, "The decision is within the Sec Gen's authority as provided by the New Doctrine of the New World Order, President Obama signed the agreement as you know".
Secretary of State John Kerry said he regretted the decision to impose this restriction on Americans but that we should use diplomatic means to try and convince Mr. Chavez to change his mind.
Jailed Right Wing Conspirators such as Rush Limbaugh, Rusty Humphries and Jeb Bush expressed their regrets through underworld contacts but were discovered communicating and are certain to face harsh penalties and possibly more floggings.
In other news today, Hillary Clinton, one time presidential candidate passed away this morning from an infected townail. She had been waiting for an operation but expired before the mandated day 180 waiting period to see a surgeon. As we all know all Private Medical Care was abolished last year by the new World Order Doctrine.
"It is a travesty that Americans can't get proper care" replied Howard Dean, the Surgeon General of the United States.
The CRC (Citizens to rebuild California) have reported that 10 % of services are now available to it's citizens. As you know, most of California was destroyed in the War of 2011 when Mexican guerillas teamed with Muslim raiders attacked California and destroyed most structures and killed hundreds of thousands. Governor Jose Perez has assured us that California is a good place to live and that the war was a misunderstanding. We never intended for that Kim Jong Il guy to become involved, said Perez. Our relationship with the Muslims was based on a unilateral need. They wanted revenge against America and we wanted our stat4e back. Together, we will rebuild!
President Obama has assured all Americans that the furthur threat of Conservative Politics has all but been erased from our society. "These infidels have been eliminated", he said. "The continued threat to our socialist government will not be tolerated. We are finally free from the tyranny once instlled in Americans, we shall not face these fears again."
Please be reminded that the "no more babies" law goes into effect on July 31. Commoners who do not work for the US Government will not be allowed to bare children any longer. It is just too much of a strain on our Health system.
Americans are reminded to be careful with your liberties. We are a properous nation but our past is in question. Be in by 10!
Executive Secretary Putin explained the decision to USGNS reporter Rosie O'Donnel, "The decision is within the Sec Gen's authority as provided by the New Doctrine of the New World Order, President Obama signed the agreement as you know".
Secretary of State John Kerry said he regretted the decision to impose this restriction on Americans but that we should use diplomatic means to try and convince Mr. Chavez to change his mind.
Jailed Right Wing Conspirators such as Rush Limbaugh, Rusty Humphries and Jeb Bush expressed their regrets through underworld contacts but were discovered communicating and are certain to face harsh penalties and possibly more floggings.
In other news today, Hillary Clinton, one time presidential candidate passed away this morning from an infected townail. She had been waiting for an operation but expired before the mandated day 180 waiting period to see a surgeon. As we all know all Private Medical Care was abolished last year by the new World Order Doctrine.
"It is a travesty that Americans can't get proper care" replied Howard Dean, the Surgeon General of the United States.
The CRC (Citizens to rebuild California) have reported that 10 % of services are now available to it's citizens. As you know, most of California was destroyed in the War of 2011 when Mexican guerillas teamed with Muslim raiders attacked California and destroyed most structures and killed hundreds of thousands. Governor Jose Perez has assured us that California is a good place to live and that the war was a misunderstanding. We never intended for that Kim Jong Il guy to become involved, said Perez. Our relationship with the Muslims was based on a unilateral need. They wanted revenge against America and we wanted our stat4e back. Together, we will rebuild!
President Obama has assured all Americans that the furthur threat of Conservative Politics has all but been erased from our society. "These infidels have been eliminated", he said. "The continued threat to our socialist government will not be tolerated. We are finally free from the tyranny once instlled in Americans, we shall not face these fears again."
Please be reminded that the "no more babies" law goes into effect on July 31. Commoners who do not work for the US Government will not be allowed to bare children any longer. It is just too much of a strain on our Health system.
Americans are reminded to be careful with your liberties. We are a properous nation but our past is in question. Be in by 10!