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emmett
08-16-2007, 01:42 AM
First of all, if you live within eyesight of a neighbor, forget it! You cannot make a hillbilly steak. The reason for this is that you will get caught preparing it.

Recipe:

Sneak up on an unsuspecting calf who loks muscular, clean and healthy.

Kill it!

Quickly cut out the tenderloin of the animal before you are caught and shot!

Return home in an expediant manner! Hopefully you warmed the grille before you left.

Slice the tenderloin into equal filet steaks.

Place them on the grille for about three minutes each side.

Use NO sauces, spices or MSG.

EAT!!!!!!

PostmodernProphet
08-16-2007, 06:29 AM
meat
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Combine to taste and serve....

Kathianne
08-16-2007, 04:39 PM
First of all, if you live within eyesight of a neighbor, forget it! You cannot make a hillbilly steak. The reason for this is that you will get caught preparing it.

Recipe:

Sneak up on an unsuspecting calf who loks muscular, clean and healthy.

Kill it!

Quickly cut out the tenderloin of the animal before you are caught and shot!

Return home in an expediant manner! Hopefully you warmed the grille before you left.

Slice the tenderloin into equal filet steaks.

Place them on the grille for about three minutes each side.

Use NO sauces, spices or MSG.

EAT!!!!!!

Sorry, live in suburb of over 40k. SOOOOoooo, I'm watching for the delivery, on dry ice, thank you! :cheers2: