jimnyc
03-27-2018, 03:44 PM
Just too funny that this has turned into a never ending race to get dirt on Trump since he was elected. A race to try and impeach, never mind a reason. A race to find something he did that was unlawful, even if they have to help it along a little. A race to the news to talk more trash about Trump and/or his family, never mind if all the news is the truth.
But they keep taking the home run swing, endlessly thinking they're about to hit one out of the park. But the best to date was a slow dribbler back to the mound.
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Next up (The Swamp hopes): The really truly final end of Trump
First they tried to beat him at the polls. They lost miserably.
Then they unleashed America’s most powerful and penetrating espionage apparatus against him at the height of the presidential campaign. And got caught red-handed.
Once he assumed the White House, they tried beating him with a sprawling federal investigation into “Russia collusion” — only to discover that they themselves were the only ones colluding with the Kremlin to tilt the 2016 election.
Frustrated, exhausted and completely out of ideas, the Grand Cyclops of the Washington Swamp has finally resorted to the only thing that has resulted in a presidential impeachment since Reconstruction: a raunchy sex scandal.
So they dredge up old stories from President Trump’s colorful past as a tabloid titan, real-estate showman and reality-TV star. Old stories — stories that keep evolving and remain unverified — about alleged affairs from long before he ever got into politics.
Over at CNN — the old Communist News Network, turned Clinton News Network, turned Collapsing News Network — former “journalists” have gone full-bore to repaint these old stories as shiny and new, and they are trotting them out for the real, real REAL final kill-shot.
Porn “star” Stormy Daniels was on “60 Minutes” this weekend. For real. Not making this up.
Hovering at the very front of the crowd lurking outside the peep-show curtain is none other than CNN’s Anderson Cooper, a longtime veteran of the racy old Times Square scene.
Earlier this week, it was a Playboy model he interviewed — but only for the stories. Seriously.
Next up: Stormy Daniels, famous for multitasking and handling several men at once on screen. Mr. Cooper will prove hardly a match for this gal.
This important interview comes after Stormy Daniels posed for pictures, apparently submitting to a lie detector test.
It was unclear in the picture whether she really did hook up with an actual polygraph machine or if it was a black snake strangling a package of Easter peeps.
The polygraph is an “instrument for recording several pulsations of the body at the same time.” Behold the polygraph versus the poly-receptacle.
Rest - https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/mar/25/next-up-the-swamp-hopes-the-really-truly-final-end/
But they keep taking the home run swing, endlessly thinking they're about to hit one out of the park. But the best to date was a slow dribbler back to the mound.
---
Next up (The Swamp hopes): The really truly final end of Trump
First they tried to beat him at the polls. They lost miserably.
Then they unleashed America’s most powerful and penetrating espionage apparatus against him at the height of the presidential campaign. And got caught red-handed.
Once he assumed the White House, they tried beating him with a sprawling federal investigation into “Russia collusion” — only to discover that they themselves were the only ones colluding with the Kremlin to tilt the 2016 election.
Frustrated, exhausted and completely out of ideas, the Grand Cyclops of the Washington Swamp has finally resorted to the only thing that has resulted in a presidential impeachment since Reconstruction: a raunchy sex scandal.
So they dredge up old stories from President Trump’s colorful past as a tabloid titan, real-estate showman and reality-TV star. Old stories — stories that keep evolving and remain unverified — about alleged affairs from long before he ever got into politics.
Over at CNN — the old Communist News Network, turned Clinton News Network, turned Collapsing News Network — former “journalists” have gone full-bore to repaint these old stories as shiny and new, and they are trotting them out for the real, real REAL final kill-shot.
Porn “star” Stormy Daniels was on “60 Minutes” this weekend. For real. Not making this up.
Hovering at the very front of the crowd lurking outside the peep-show curtain is none other than CNN’s Anderson Cooper, a longtime veteran of the racy old Times Square scene.
Earlier this week, it was a Playboy model he interviewed — but only for the stories. Seriously.
Next up: Stormy Daniels, famous for multitasking and handling several men at once on screen. Mr. Cooper will prove hardly a match for this gal.
This important interview comes after Stormy Daniels posed for pictures, apparently submitting to a lie detector test.
It was unclear in the picture whether she really did hook up with an actual polygraph machine or if it was a black snake strangling a package of Easter peeps.
The polygraph is an “instrument for recording several pulsations of the body at the same time.” Behold the polygraph versus the poly-receptacle.
Rest - https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/mar/25/next-up-the-swamp-hopes-the-really-truly-final-end/