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darin
03-30-2018, 04:41 AM
Can you figure out which was which?


1. “Pay attention.”

2. “Don’t you dare answer that phone.”

3. “Move to your right.”

4. “That was a little risky.”

5. “You need to signal before you do that.”

6. “Pull out slowly.”

7. “How many times do I have to tell you that you’re going too fast?”

8. “You’re getting close to the line there.”

9. “I am relaxed.”

10. “Stop!”

11. “That’s going to leave a scratch.”

12. “I’m not comfortable right now.”

13. “Oh my God!”

14. “Didn’t they teach you this in school?”

15. “This is why people take a class.”

16. “Turn on the lights.”

17. “Turn off the lights.”

18. “You’re very tense, loosen your grip a little.”

19. “Quit comparing yourself to your brother.”

20. “That’s a tight squeeze.”

21. “Try waiting for the other person next time.”

22. “Wet conditions may cause you to lose control.”

23. “Aiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!”

24. “Right there, right there, right there! No, you missed it.”

25. “You’re not listening.”

26. “Use the mirror.”

27. “It’s okay, accidents happen.”

28. “We’ll work on it again next weekend.”

29. “Good job.”

Kathianne
03-30-2018, 06:21 AM
Can you figure out which was which?


1. “Pay attention.”

2. “Don’t you dare answer that phone.”

3. “Move to your right.”

4. “That was a little risky.”

5. “You need to signal before you do that.”

6. “Pull out slowly.”

7. “How many times do I have to tell you that you’re going too fast?”

8. “You’re getting close to the line there.”

9. “I am relaxed.”

10. “Stop!”

11. “That’s going to leave a scratch.”

12. “I’m not comfortable right now.”

13. “Oh my God!”

14. “Didn’t they teach you this in school?”

15. “This is why people take a class.”

16. “Turn on the lights.”

17. “Turn off the lights.”

18. “You’re very tense, loosen your grip a little.”

19. “Quit comparing yourself to your brother.”

20. “That’s a tight squeeze.”

21. “Try waiting for the other person next time.”

22. “Wet conditions may cause you to lose control.”

23. “Aiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee!”

24. “Right there, right there, right there! No, you missed it.”

25. “You’re not listening.”

26. “Use the mirror.”

27. “It’s okay, accidents happen.”

28. “We’ll work on it again next weekend.”

29. “Good job.”

:laugh2:

LongTermGuy
03-30-2018, 08:26 AM
Number 10 STOP?? :laugh:
http://blog.truecar.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Teenage_Driver_Teen_Safety_Awareness_Week.jpg

Elessar
03-30-2018, 01:48 PM
That brings back memories of teaching my son to drive!

6000 lb 4WD GMC Jimmy.

I had to screen and advise him of the turning radius, and capability of the
the truck compared to a passenger car..