emmett
08-20-2007, 02:30 PM
Mrs. President, Congradulations on you r victory concerning the new Government Heath Care Program. I know you have worked on this for almost 20 years now and you must feel very good about it's passage.
Yes Anderson I do. I really believe now America has a chance to see that everyone has an equal opportunity to recieve quality medical care regardless of his her income, status or social standing.
So, that means everyone will have to use the system, right?
Well...............Ah..............Ah............. ...Um.........Yes,,.well..............No. Not everyone!
What do you mean?
Well......ah.um...um.......i........um. The system will be fair. Everyone, everyone in America will have access to it. It's the greatest thing to happen to our Health care in this counry since penicillan.
What will happen to Private Health Care Mrs. President?
Well...............ah....that will be illegal now. It isn't necessary. The government will take over those companies offices and services. They will be used in the best interests of everyone in America. Americans will benefit from this, you watch and see.
Isn't that Socialism Mrs. President?
NO!!!! Absolutely not! That is Democracy! Everyone should be treated equally.
Well, can't rich people still go elsewhere since they can afford it? I mean, let's say.....YOU....for example Mrs. President. Will you use the Natioal Health Care Program.
Well, the Presidents Health Care is offered free of charge as a part of the job Anderson. So you see, I certainly was not thinking about myself. I want everyone In America to have the same coverage regardless of their income.
Will Joe Blow get the same doctor you have?
Ah..................Ah.....well................... ..um.....um...NO. Probably not. I'm in Washington. Joe may be in Seattle.
What if Joe lives in Hayes Kansas Madam President?
(Hillary whispers while camera is on Anderson) : These questions are getting a little tough Andy! Could you tone it down a wee bit honey! I'll make it up to you later.
Mrs. Clinton! Who will determine who needs care and who does not?
A Pre-Screener Andy, oops...I mean Anderson. The Surgeon General, Howard Dean whom everyone knows is a dedicated doctor himself, has compiled a list of givernment authorized screeners who will see patients on a walk-in basis.
Will they be able to recieve care on a walk in basis?
psst.......I said, "tone it down", Ah....well no, not at that exact moment! The screener will diagnose the injury or medical problem and then his/her staff wil take care of scheduling an appointment for further care at a later time based on the severity of the problem.
Severity meaning who can slide more money under thetable?
THAT's IT! I have had enough of this. I can't believe even CNN is acting like FOX Fucking News. What did O'Reilly pay you Andy, what did he do? Tell me Andy! What did the bastard do to get you to assault me with these questions like this?
Yes Anderson I do. I really believe now America has a chance to see that everyone has an equal opportunity to recieve quality medical care regardless of his her income, status or social standing.
So, that means everyone will have to use the system, right?
Well...............Ah..............Ah............. ...Um.........Yes,,.well..............No. Not everyone!
What do you mean?
Well......ah.um...um.......i........um. The system will be fair. Everyone, everyone in America will have access to it. It's the greatest thing to happen to our Health care in this counry since penicillan.
What will happen to Private Health Care Mrs. President?
Well...............ah....that will be illegal now. It isn't necessary. The government will take over those companies offices and services. They will be used in the best interests of everyone in America. Americans will benefit from this, you watch and see.
Isn't that Socialism Mrs. President?
NO!!!! Absolutely not! That is Democracy! Everyone should be treated equally.
Well, can't rich people still go elsewhere since they can afford it? I mean, let's say.....YOU....for example Mrs. President. Will you use the Natioal Health Care Program.
Well, the Presidents Health Care is offered free of charge as a part of the job Anderson. So you see, I certainly was not thinking about myself. I want everyone In America to have the same coverage regardless of their income.
Will Joe Blow get the same doctor you have?
Ah..................Ah.....well................... ..um.....um...NO. Probably not. I'm in Washington. Joe may be in Seattle.
What if Joe lives in Hayes Kansas Madam President?
(Hillary whispers while camera is on Anderson) : These questions are getting a little tough Andy! Could you tone it down a wee bit honey! I'll make it up to you later.
Mrs. Clinton! Who will determine who needs care and who does not?
A Pre-Screener Andy, oops...I mean Anderson. The Surgeon General, Howard Dean whom everyone knows is a dedicated doctor himself, has compiled a list of givernment authorized screeners who will see patients on a walk-in basis.
Will they be able to recieve care on a walk in basis?
psst.......I said, "tone it down", Ah....well no, not at that exact moment! The screener will diagnose the injury or medical problem and then his/her staff wil take care of scheduling an appointment for further care at a later time based on the severity of the problem.
Severity meaning who can slide more money under thetable?
THAT's IT! I have had enough of this. I can't believe even CNN is acting like FOX Fucking News. What did O'Reilly pay you Andy, what did he do? Tell me Andy! What did the bastard do to get you to assault me with these questions like this?