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jimnyc
08-23-2007, 07:02 AM
A few people on here as well as a few people in "the real world" have told me I was a nice guy lately. It's just not true! :)

I drink whenever I can.
I smoke like a chimney.
I am a Catholic, but rarely read the bible and very rarely attend services.
I am lazy.
I am arrogant.
I have a bad attitude.
I dislike authority.
I have a nasty streak about me.
I am devious.
I am a pervert.
I am a slob.
I laugh when I see others pulled over by the cops.
I go to "fight sites" on the 'net so I can watch people get beat up.
I start fights at every opportunity.
I judge people I never even met.
I don't pay my bills on time.
I treat my dogs better than myself.
I'll gobble up or smoke any narcotics you may have.
I've stolen much from places I've been employed at.

I can think of some more if anyone needs additional convincing. I am a dirtbag, and please treat me as such.

I don't want people to speak nicely to me because I own this community. I only ask that you respect the rules. But I'm just another scumbag from the streets!

Thank you.

Carry on.

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 07:12 AM
Yea but if you convince the women your a nice guy you have a better chance of them sowing you their boobs.

diuretic
08-23-2007, 07:28 AM
I treat my dogs better than myself.

You're okay - I forget the rest of the stuff :laugh2:

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 07:40 AM
You're okay - I forget the rest of the stuff :laugh2:

:laugh2:

Abbey Marie
08-23-2007, 08:32 AM
A few people on here as well as a few people in "the real world" have told me I was a nice guy lately. It's just not true! :)

I drink whenever I can.
I smoke like a chimney.
I am a Catholic, but rarely read the bible and very rarely attend services.
I am lazy.
I am arrogant.
I have a bad attitude.
I dislike authority.
I have a nasty streak about me.
I am devious.
I am a pervert.
I am a slob.
I laugh when I see others pulled over by the cops.
I go to "fight sites" on the 'net so I can watch people get beat up.
I start fights at every opportunity.
I judge people I never even met.
I don't pay my bills on time.
I treat my dogs better than myself.
I'll gobble up or smoke any narcotics you may have.
I've stolen much from places I've been employed at.

I can think of some more if anyone needs additional convincing. I am a dirtbag, and please treat me as such.

I don't want people to speak nicely to me because I own this community. I only ask that you respect the rules. But I'm just another scumbag from the streets!

Thank you.

Carry on.


Okay, you lazy devious perv. We'll carry on.

Better? :laugh2:

82Marine89
08-23-2007, 08:32 AM
A few people on here as well as a few people in "the real world" have told me I was a nice guy lately. It's just not true! :)

I drink whenever I can.
I smoke like a chimney.
I am a Catholic, but rarely read the bible and very rarely attend services.
I am lazy.
I am arrogant.
I have a bad attitude.
I dislike authority.
I have a nasty streak about me.
I am devious.
I am a pervert.
I am a slob.
I laugh when I see others pulled over by the cops.
I go to "fight sites" on the 'net so I can watch people get beat up.
I start fights at every opportunity.
I judge people I never even met.
I don't pay my bills on time.
I treat my dogs better than myself.
I'll gobble up or smoke any narcotics you may have.
I've stolen much from places I've been employed at.

I can think of some more if anyone needs additional convincing. I am a dirtbag, and please treat me as such.

I don't want people to speak nicely to me because I own this community. I only ask that you respect the rules. But I'm just another scumbag from the streets!

Thank you.

Carry on.

You sound like you want someone to talk dirty while spanking you on the ass for being a bad boy.

gabosaurus
08-23-2007, 10:26 AM
That is OK. A lot of women like bad boys. Just as long as you are cute and have nice abs.
I personally believe you are a pussycat.

glockmail
08-23-2007, 10:45 AM
You're okay - I forget the rest of the stuff :laugh2:
No shit. He let the proverbial cat out of the bag with that little fact. There is now no possibility of recovery. :coffee:

Roomy
08-23-2007, 10:47 AM
I think you should be banned scumbag.:salute:

JohnDoe
08-23-2007, 11:06 AM
REPENT, LEST YE BURN!

:dev::dev::dev:

Actually, admitting to ones weaknesses is the beginning to the healing and a repentive way forward.....


Just kidding you jim.....carry on!!! :D

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 01:14 PM
No shit. He let the proverbial cat out of the bag with that little fact. There is now no possibility of recovery. :coffee:

Sounds like Gabby want's Jimmy's meat................:laugh2:

darin
08-23-2007, 01:31 PM
Sounds like Gabby want's Jimmy's meat................:laugh2:

Who doesnt????

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 01:38 PM
Who doesnt????

I sure as hell don't want anyones meat!

jackass
08-23-2007, 01:56 PM
Yea but if you convince the women your a nice guy you have a better chance of them sowing you their boobs.

Sooo NOT true!

Abbey Marie
08-23-2007, 01:58 PM
Sooo NOT true!

Lol. In fact, the oppposite is true.

jackass
08-23-2007, 01:59 PM
That is OK. A lot of women like bad boys. Just as long as you are cute and have nice abs.
I personally believe you are a pussycat.

YOU do not know Jim!!!


Balls deep Jimbo....balls deep! :laugh2:

jackass
08-23-2007, 02:00 PM
Jim dont forget your addiction to prostitutes.

Oh...and that rash you like to give to women as much as possible!

Pale Rider
08-23-2007, 02:54 PM
Jim dont forget your addiction to prostitutes.

OooOOOOoooohhh.... so THAT'S why you want to come out to Nevada for a visit... :laugh2:

I laugh when someone gets pulled over by the cops too. I have a total dislike of the law.

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 04:58 PM
Lol. In fact, the oppposite is true.

Your saying if you treat women like shit they will show your their boobs?

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 05:01 PM
Jim dont forget your addiction to prostitutes.

Oh...and that rash you like to give to women as much as possible!

The rash YOU gave him? :laugh2:

jackass
08-23-2007, 05:04 PM
Your saying if you treat women like shit they will show your their boobs?

Welcome to the real world! Actually thats usually when they are younger.

All women love a bad guy though!

typomaniac
08-23-2007, 05:07 PM
A few people on here as well as a few people in "the real world" have told me I was a nice guy lately. It's just not true! :)

... I am a dirtbag, and please treat me as such.


Who are you? :confused:

avatar4321
08-23-2007, 06:17 PM
Who doesnt????

right here man.

Kathianne
08-23-2007, 06:28 PM
Hey, with those few exceptions that Jim mentioned, he is really a sweetie! :cheers2:

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 06:34 PM
Welcome to the real world! Actually thats usually when they are younger.

All women love a bad guy though!

Uhhhhh, I still could never bring myself to treat a woman like shit.

Yurt
08-23-2007, 09:02 PM
Badass Jim:

You are describing human traits that I argue are probably inherent in most, if not all of us. Deal with it.

Your heart or soul or whatever pseudo name for that ethereal thing we call "self" ...... is good. Don't know you personally, but that actually might give me the advantage, because I see only your "board" side. And dude, we are all human.

Hate to break it to you.

:cool:

OCA
08-23-2007, 09:03 PM
A few people on here as well as a few people in "the real world" have told me I was a nice guy lately. It's just not true! :)

I drink whenever I can.
I smoke like a chimney.
I am a Catholic, but rarely read the bible and very rarely attend services.
I am lazy.
I am arrogant.
I have a bad attitude.
I dislike authority.
I have a nasty streak about me.
I am devious.
I am a pervert.
I am a slob.
I laugh when I see others pulled over by the cops.
I go to "fight sites" on the 'net so I can watch people get beat up.
I start fights at every opportunity.
I judge people I never even met.
I don't pay my bills on time.
I treat my dogs better than myself.
I'll gobble up or smoke any narcotics you may have.
I've stolen much from places I've been employed at.

I can think of some more if anyone needs additional convincing. I am a dirtbag, and please treat me as such.

I don't want people to speak nicely to me because I own this community. I only ask that you respect the rules. But I'm just another scumbag from the streets!

Thank you.

Carry on.

Who the hell has been nice to you? I know that for the past week i've been a real prick to you because I know that shit turns you on.......and now that you and your no license having brother have disrespected me for the 3rd fucking time i'm gonna have to get medieval on your ass.

manu1959
08-23-2007, 10:10 PM
jim,

i'll buy the beer ..... need a wing man....

girls love bad boys

gabosaurus
08-23-2007, 10:19 PM
Who doesnt????

No one would turn down Jim's meat. Including you. :lmao:

Kathianne
08-23-2007, 10:20 PM
No one would turn down Jim's meat. Including you. :lmao:

Does Jim have feathers, hooves, or gills?

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 10:23 PM
No one would turn down Jim's meat. Including you. :lmao:

You wouldn't turn down anyones meat.

manu1959
08-23-2007, 10:28 PM
No one would turn down Jim's meat. Including you. :lmao:

thought you prefered carpet?

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 10:29 PM
thought you prefered carpet?

Nope she prefers to get a Dirty Sanchez.

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 10:30 PM
thought you prefered carpet?

Your getting her confused with LN.

manu1959
08-23-2007, 10:32 PM
Your getting her confused with LN.

no LN likes clams........gab likes carpet.....no way her "man" has a meat whistle unless it is a strap on

gabosaurus
08-23-2007, 10:35 PM
It's not the size of the oar, but the motion of the ocean.
Penis size is overrated anyway. A man who knows how to use his tongue will ALWAYS win out over a clumsy big dick.
Sorry you guys.

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 10:42 PM
It's not the size of the oar, but the motion of the ocean.
Penis size is overrated anyway. A man who knows how to use his tongue will ALWAYS win out over a clumsy big dick.
Sorry you guys.

You would know, you've been banged more then the Salvation Army Drum.

nevadamedic
08-23-2007, 10:43 PM
no LN likes clams........gab likes carpet.....no way her "man" has a meat whistle unless it is a strap on

Gabby just admitted that he isn't talented and has a small one! :laugh2:

manu1959
08-23-2007, 10:47 PM
It's not the size of the oar, but the motion of the ocean.
Penis size is overrated anyway. A man who knows how to use his tongue will ALWAYS win out over a clumsy big dick.
Sorry you guys.

he believes you when you tell him that huh?

gabosaurus
08-23-2007, 10:52 PM
I could be wrong. Perhaps manu and nevada can share their experiences with men as means of correcting me.
I have only slept with one guy over the last eight years or so. Manu and nevada have probably gotten around more.

manu1959
08-23-2007, 10:55 PM
I could be wrong. Perhaps manu and nevada can share their experiences with men as means of correcting me.
I have only slept with one guy over the last eight years or so. Manu and nevada have probably gotten around more.

no men for me.....guess you win