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NightTrain
09-29-2018, 11:41 AM
There was something tickling the back of my mind, watching her in the Senate hearing...


Behold!


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She's aged remarkably well since '92. Long plane trips to Tahiti and other destinations in the South Pacific must be relaxing, as it turns out.

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I dug a bit deeper, and determined that the location wasn't, in fact, Maryland... it was Aurora, Illinois. She got around in a Gremlin, I suspect this was taken by one of those red-light cameras :

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She had a part time job in a brewery, as this security cam clearly shows :

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jimnyc
09-29-2018, 11:44 AM
Oh man, that's funny as hell! Dead ringer no less!
NightTrain
09-29-2018, 11:48 AM
The local cops knew there was something strange going on with her shenanigans, as this security footage from a local diner shows :

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A groupie for Alice Cooper got this snapshot :

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And here's where things get a bit sinister : Was it the hot blonde?

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Or the dude cutting her hair with the Suck-Cut machine?

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Or was it Rob Lowe?

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I think the FBI has a LOT to follow up on, now that I've made a breakthrough.

This cold case shit is pretty easy, really... not sure why the cops make such a big deal about it.
High_Plains_Drifter
09-29-2018, 12:02 PM
http://www.dpimagehosting.com/images/2018/09/27/ford.jpg
Gunny
09-29-2018, 08:26 PM
Anyone taken a look at this woman? I mean even in HS? She could probably get hit on by some Sailor or Marine after the ship had been at sea for a month ....
Elessar
09-29-2018, 08:43 PM
Anyone taken a look at this woman? I mean even in HS? She could probably get hit on by some Sailor or Marine after the ship had been at sea for a month ....

Not by me.

The mouth is an immediate turn-off.
Gunny
09-29-2018, 08:51 PM
Not by me.

The mouth is an immediate turn-off.Yeah, but I always noticed the longer we were out, the longer the line of troopies following the nastiest of alleged women would get :laugh:
hjmick
09-30-2018, 04:07 PM
That's not a Gremlin. It's an AMC Pacer.
NightTrain
09-30-2018, 08:49 PM
That's not a Gremlin. It's an AMC Pacer.


Crap! I knew that, too.

Gremlins had the horrible sloped 45 degree back, and the Pacers were rounded. Whoever it was that designed them both should have been taken out back and horsewhipped.
Gunny
09-30-2018, 09:04 PM
Crap! I knew that, too.

Gremlins had the horrible sloped 45 degree back, and the Pacers were rounded. Whoever it was that designed them both should have been taken out back and horsewhipped.

I confess. When I was a E-3 and first moved off base I had a Gremlin. The tires cost more than the car. I replaced parts from the Pick-n-Pull until I had a solid, 5-tone car :laugh: Had a straight 6 that would run all day. Just not real well up hill :laugh:. Beggars in the middle of the SoCal desert cannot be choosers :)
hjmick
10-01-2018, 04:08 PM
I confess. When I was a E-3 and first moved off base I had a Gremlin. The tires cost more than the car. I replaced parts from the Pick-n-Pull until I had a solid, 5-tone car :laugh: Had a straight 6 that would run all day. Just not real well up hill :laugh:. Beggars in the middle of the SoCal desert cannot be choosers :)


Obviously not a Randall 401XR Gremlin...


http://gremlinx.com/randall-401-xr/
hjmick
10-01-2018, 04:10 PM
George W. Bush and Bill Clnton both drove Gremlins...
Gunny
10-01-2018, 08:28 PM
Obviously not a Randall 401XR Gremlin...


http://gremlinx.com/randall-401-xr/The coolest thing about a 1970 AMC Gremlin was the gas cap :laugh: