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Gunny
11-09-2018, 07:03 PM
You are freakin' old!

Happy birthday :)

High_Plains_Drifter
11-09-2018, 07:18 PM
You are freakin' old!

Happy birthday :)
Hey now... be careful... he's only got a little over 4 years on me... :slap:

Happy B-day to the CMSgt... :beer:

True story... my first post at Nellis AFB was the 474th Component Repair Squadron, and we had our Chief retire. Long story short, since we were in Vegas, and so was the porn star, Marilyn Chambers, they got ahold of her somehow and talked her into doing a little interview where she pretended to know the Chief, and then got naked and jumped in her pool at the end. Needless to say it was a hit when they played it at the retirement party, with the Major's approval, but the Chief's wife didn't think it was all that funny. She was a good sport though.

(I might be repeating myself... I think I've told that story before.)

Kathianne
11-09-2018, 07:43 PM
CSM I hope your day is wonderful, your year even better!

Gunny
11-09-2018, 08:01 PM
Hey now... be careful... he's only got a little over 4 years on me... :slap:

Happy B-day to the CMSgt... :beer:Speaking of :slap: you also get a :buttkick:

You just called a Command Sergeant Major a Chief Master Sergeant.

High_Plains_Drifter
11-09-2018, 08:03 PM
Speaking of :slap: you also get a :buttkick:

You just called a Command Sergeant Major a Chief Master Sergeant.
My bad... (my limited knowledge of NCO ranks from the AF), now a week on KP I suppose... :laugh:

Elessar
11-09-2018, 08:16 PM
Happy Birthday CSM

CSM
11-09-2018, 08:43 PM
Thanks everyone! I had a great day .... and "old" is a matter of perspective... just sayin. There just might be some 80 year old gal out there that thinks I am HOT....lol

aboutime
11-09-2018, 09:01 PM
:salute::salute::salute::salute::salute::salute::s alute: from a really young, swabby! or, as Gunny would say..."A Squid!"


https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/72788546.jpg:laugh::laugh::laugh:

Abbey Marie
11-10-2018, 12:17 AM
Happy Birthday CSM!

NightTrain
11-10-2018, 02:09 AM
Happy Birthday!

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CSM
11-10-2018, 07:32 AM
Thanks again y'all

Bilgerat
11-10-2018, 08:26 AM
Late to the party (again) :laugh:

Happy belated birthday!

SassyLady
11-12-2018, 08:25 PM
Thanks everyone! I had a great day .... and "old" is a matter of perspective... just sayin. There just might be some 80 year old gal out there that thinks I am HOT....lol

Or a 67 year old.....just saying.

CSM
11-13-2018, 07:16 AM
Or a 67 year old.....just saying.

Thanks Sassy

Abbey Marie
11-13-2018, 11:02 AM
You two are welcome to meet at my home. It’s not exactly mid-way between you, but it’s not crazy far off, either. I can only imagine the sparks flying! Luckily we have a fire extinguisher...

:coffee:
CSM SassyLady

jimnyc
11-14-2018, 01:44 PM
Dang, somehow I missed this thread.

I hope you had a terrific birthday, CSM! Now tell all of your loved ones that thanks to my sorry late ass, that you get to celebrate a little again, at least get another meal and a beer out of it at least. :)

Happy Birthday, my friend!!

CSM
11-14-2018, 02:26 PM
Dang, somehow I missed this thread.

I hope you had a terrific birthday, CSM! Now tell all of your loved ones that thanks to my sorry late ass, that you get to celebrate a little again, at least get another meal and a beer out of it at least. :)

Happy Birthday, my friend!!

Thanks!

SassyLady
11-19-2018, 06:39 AM
You two are welcome to meet at my home. It’s not exactly mid-way between you, but it’s not crazy far off, either. I can only imagine the sparks flying! Luckily we have a fire extinguisher...

:coffee:
@CSM (http://www.debatepolicy.com/member.php?u=36) @SassyLady (http://www.debatepolicy.com/member.php?u=83)

Sounds like a plan except you live in too much blue country.

Gunny's place would be more central.

Anyway, a fine man like CSM is probably already spoken for. Dangit!