Russ
01-13-2019, 08:24 PM
Here a transcript from a recent surprisingly-candid interview a reporter had with Chuck Schumer:
Reporter: "What is your position on illegal immigrants and building a border wall?"
Chucky: "We should build no new border walls, and tear down our current border walls because they are immoral. We should assume that deserve to be in America as much as Americans do. More so, possibly."
Reporter: "So what's to keep millions or billions of people from flooding over our southern border and overwhelming our country?"
Chucky: "There should be nothing stopping that. We should let everyone flood our borders."
Reporter: "Won't that threaten American jobs?"
Chucky: "As long as it doesn't threaten US Senator jobs, I don't care."
Reporter: "What about the American economy and health care? They will be overwhelmed and quickly be in ruins."
Chucky: "As long as the Dems get to preside over the ruins, I don't care."
Reporter: "There's a new caravan of immigrants heading to the border, and they are all Republican immigrants."
Chucky: "What?! Now I care Build the wall! Nuke the caravan!!!"
Reporter: "One other question - what's with the stupid-looking glasses hanging on the end of your nose. You look like a pathetic idiot."
Chucky: "Ummm, uhhh, I'm not totally pathetic, am I?"
Reporter: "What is your position on illegal immigrants and building a border wall?"
Chucky: "We should build no new border walls, and tear down our current border walls because they are immoral. We should assume that deserve to be in America as much as Americans do. More so, possibly."
Reporter: "So what's to keep millions or billions of people from flooding over our southern border and overwhelming our country?"
Chucky: "There should be nothing stopping that. We should let everyone flood our borders."
Reporter: "Won't that threaten American jobs?"
Chucky: "As long as it doesn't threaten US Senator jobs, I don't care."
Reporter: "What about the American economy and health care? They will be overwhelmed and quickly be in ruins."
Chucky: "As long as the Dems get to preside over the ruins, I don't care."
Reporter: "There's a new caravan of immigrants heading to the border, and they are all Republican immigrants."
Chucky: "What?! Now I care Build the wall! Nuke the caravan!!!"
Reporter: "One other question - what's with the stupid-looking glasses hanging on the end of your nose. You look like a pathetic idiot."
Chucky: "Ummm, uhhh, I'm not totally pathetic, am I?"