View Full Version : Would you sign this lease?
jimnyc
03-28-2019, 02:41 PM
Looks foreign and ridiculous, and perhaps a muslim owner with the no pork stuff? Sounds like this person wants to make some money off of the house in more ways then one! And he'll just charge whatever he feels. And you must leave immediately! :laugh:
https://i.imgur.com/GrnT6Jf.png
https://i.imgur.com/Tg4uyTD.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/BAx6Wwc.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/seuZr6n.jpg
LongTermGuy
03-28-2019, 03:08 PM
Ehhh.....No....
Abbey Marie
03-28-2019, 03:37 PM
It sounds more like rules for a new roommate. And... no.
:coffee:
icansayit
03-28-2019, 03:41 PM
All of that sounds Exactly Like The Definition of Socialism...Under Sharia Law, with no U.S. Constitutional interference.
https://pics.me.me/wake-the-hell-up-america-we-are-one-election-away-43486247.png
hjmick
03-28-2019, 04:15 PM
That's an agreement to rent a room in someone's house, and no.
Doesn't have to be Muslim, good be a Jew, they don't do pork either...
icansayit
03-28-2019, 05:10 PM
There are so many rules from local, county, state, and federal that must be followed HERE...
But, I dare to say. The extremes in that lease would never fly here. HYPOTHETICAL....U.S.A. Nope. Not the way almost everyone today, is so quickly willing to Take EVERYBODY to court. :laugh:
Elessar
03-28-2019, 06:31 PM
That is incredible.
I wonder how many rooms he has and how many tenants
would agree to such terms.
Even college dorms are not that restrictive.
STTAB
03-29-2019, 08:25 AM
I would never rent a room in someone's 'house, nor rent out a room in my house.
However, as a land lord I have draconian rental agreements. If you've ever rented a house out you would know why.
Elessar
03-29-2019, 10:01 AM
I would never rent a room in someone's 'house, nor rent out a room in my house.
However, as a land lord I have draconian rental agreements. If you've ever rented a house out you would know why.
A landlord has got to have rules in place, otherwise the property could get trashed.
Even with clear rules, I have seen many get wrecked.
A few years back, one unit across from mine was abandoned by the tenants and I got
permission from the landlord to enter it and inspect, plus to make sure none of the bragged
about firearms were left behind. The place was a disaster! It took a week to clean it up from dirty
diapers, spoiling food in the fridge - you name it. Then another week to clean the carpet and
repaint the whole thing.
STTAB
03-29-2019, 12:34 PM
A landlord has got to have rules in place, otherwise the property could get trashed.
Even with clear rules, I have seen many get wrecked.
A few years back, one unit across from mine was abandoned by the tenants and I got
permission from the landlord to enter it and inspect, plus to make sure none of the bragged
about firearms were left behind. The place was a disaster! It took a week to clean it up from dirty
diapers, spoiling food in the fridge - you name it. Then another week to clean the carpet and
repaint the whole thing.
I have three houses I rent out. Being trashed when people move out that's to be expected, but I've seen worse.
Last summer I had a family that owed me three months rent, they moved out in the middle of the night, and they took EVERYTHING they could possibly get out of the house. Up to and including light fixtures, wall plates, the stove, the toilet, the hot water heater, I had to hire a contractor to come in and repair the walls where they had cut them open looking for copper wire. I mean come on, cost me $25K just to make the house livable again, and people wonder why the rent is $1000K a month.
Gunny
03-29-2019, 09:24 PM
Looks foreign and ridiculous, and perhaps a muslim owner with the no pork stuff? Sounds like this person wants to make some money off of the house in more ways then one! And he'll just charge whatever he feels. And you must leave immediately! :laugh:
https://i.imgur.com/GrnT6Jf.png
https://i.imgur.com/Tg4uyTD.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/BAx6Wwc.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/seuZr6n.jpg:laugh2:
High_Plains_Drifter
03-30-2019, 09:13 AM
I have three houses I rent out. Being trashed when people move out that's to be expected, but I've seen worse.
Last summer I had a family that owed me three months rent, they moved out in the middle of the night, and they took EVERYTHING they could possibly get out of the house. Up to and including light fixtures, wall plates, the stove, the toilet, the hot water heater, I had to hire a contractor to come in and repair the walls where they had cut them open looking for copper wire. I mean come on, cost me $25K just to make the house livable again, and people wonder why the rent is $1000K a month.
One time in Las Vegas when I was in the Air Force and had to move because a roommate was shipping out, I went to look at an apartment to rent with another buddy, and the manager said to just keep in mind, it hadn't been cleaned yet. Well, she opened the door and we both about fell over. There was trashed piled up against the walls and on the floor with just little paths leading to the bedrooms, and the carpet was so greasy dirty you couldn't tell what color it was, and there was hand prints so thick on the walls that you'd think they had their hands on them every step they took in the house, and they never washed their hands, and the white curtains by the door looked like they ate their greasy fried food and then used the curtains for hand wipes as they left the house. I mean, the place was the worst I have ever seen, and it stunk so bad it made your eyes water. They had to removed some of the sheet rock in that place it was so bad, aside from to repair holes, and the carpet, and the curtains.
There's little places around here that would really easy to buy and fix up for a rental, and there's always someone looking to rent, but I refuse to even entertain the idea. I don't need money that bad. The head ache that comes with it just isn't worth it to me. I have a couple friends with rentals and some of the horror stories I've heard will curl your toes, like the one you have. One friend of mine had an old trailer that was no longer livable but had a hermit renting it, but when the village was forcing him to get rid of it, but when he tried to get the dude to move out he refused. He was served with legal eviction papers and the works but still refused to leave. They had to have the sheriff show up finally and forcibly remove the guy, but the guy had told people that if he can find my friend who was renting the place to him, that if he found him he was going to KILL him. Yeah, that kind of head ache just isn't worth it to me. My friend had to move the guy out, he had no choice, it wasn't his fault, but yet this nut case wanted to kill him.
My rent here was $750 a month before I bought the place. Now my mortgage payment is $473 a month. Why would anyone that can afford $1,000+ a month rent chose to rent? If they make that kind of money, it's hard to imagine they can't get a home loan.
Elessar
03-31-2019, 12:04 PM
One landlord got back at neglectful tenants that did not pay the rent, deserted the place,
and left a gigantic mess:
https://www.relativelyinteresting.com/en-a15176-tenant-trashrli/?layout=is&utm_source=taboola&utm_medium=foxnews-foxnews&utm_campaign=RLI-US-DKT-TAB-TenantTrashRLI_a15176_h9_is_oa_Safe&utm_content=190687728
STTAB
04-01-2019, 12:09 PM
One time in Las Vegas when I was in the Air Force and had to move because a roommate was shipping out, I went to look at an apartment to rent with another buddy, and the manager said to just keep in mind, it hadn't been cleaned yet. Well, she opened the door and we both about fell over. There was trashed piled up against the walls and on the floor with just little paths leading to the bedrooms, and the carpet was so greasy dirty you couldn't tell what color it was, and there was hand prints so thick on the walls that you'd think they had their hands on them every step they took in the house, and they never washed their hands, and the white curtains by the door looked like they ate their greasy fried food and then used the curtains for hand wipes as they left the house. I mean, the place was the worst I have ever seen, and it stunk so bad it made your eyes water. They had to removed some of the sheet rock in that place it was so bad, aside from to repair holes, and the carpet, and the curtains.
There's little places around here that would really easy to buy and fix up for a rental, and there's always someone looking to rent, but I refuse to even entertain the idea. I don't need money that bad. The head ache that comes with it just isn't worth it to me. I have a couple friends with rentals and some of the horror stories I've heard will curl your toes, like the one you have. One friend of mine had an old trailer that was no longer livable but had a hermit renting it, but when the village was forcing him to get rid of it, but when he tried to get the dude to move out he refused. He was served with legal eviction papers and the works but still refused to leave. They had to have the sheriff show up finally and forcibly remove the guy, but the guy had told people that if he can find my friend who was renting the place to him, that if he found him he was going to KILL him. Yeah, that kind of head ache just isn't worth it to me. My friend had to move the guy out, he had no choice, it wasn't his fault, but yet this nut case wanted to kill him.
My rent here was $750 a month before I bought the place. Now my mortgage payment is $473 a month. Why would anyone that can afford $1,000+ a month rent chose to rent? If they make that kind of money, it's hard to imagine they can't get a home loan.
Another time, in one of my other houses I hadn't received rent and the renter wasn't answering his phone so I went to the house and the guy's car was long gone, but s0me lights were on inside (rent incldues utilities as I don't trust my renters and don't need the heat being turned off and water pipes freezing in the winter. )
Well finally on my third visit I saw a young woman I didn't know enter the house so I went to the door and knocked. After a few another young woman answered the door. I asked for my renter and was informed that he had moved out and told these to women , really girls, if they were 20 I'd be surprised that they could live in the house. I informed them that it didn't work that way and they had 24 hour to leave. Right then and there they offered me regular threesomes if I'd just let them stay.
If I were single, I probably would have taken them up on it, they were kinda sexy in a dirty tramp sorta way lol.
I got lucky there, they left without much hassle.
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