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jimnyc
05-23-2019, 08:44 AM
So this idiot shoots himself in the testicles.

While he is a 16 time convicted felon who isn't supposed to own weapons.

He never removes the balloon of drugs in his ass. WHY in this day and age would someone put weed in their ass?

Then they search his car and find a bag of methamphetamine.

Then while searching him a 2nd time - out pops another bag! You can't make this shit up!! :laugh::laugh:

He was arrested, charged and into a correctional facility. Then from in there, while they are allowed to monitor calls, he calls his girlfriend and asks her not to cooperate with investigators. More charges! :laugh2:

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Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself

CASHMERE — A convicted felon accidentally shot himself in the genitals last month at an apartment in Cashmere. His problems didn’t stop there.

Cameron Jeffrey Wilson, 27, had a pistol tucked into his front pocket April 5 when the gun discharged, sending a bullet through his testicles and into his thigh, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 16 in Chelan County Superior Court.

Instead of heading directly to a hospital, Wilson instructed his girlfriend to first drive to Lincoln Park in Wenatchee, where he gave the pistol to a friend, the affidavit said. A 13-time convicted felon, it is illegal for Wilson to possess a firearm.

As doctors and nurses performed surgery at Central Washington Hospital, a balloon containing marijuana slipped out of his anus, the affidavit said.

Chelan County sheriff’s detectives were notified that Wilson had suffered a gunshot wound and then responded to the hospital. They searched the car and found a bag of methamphetamine inside a pair of blood-stained jeans he’d taken off before entering the hospital.

Detectives declined to arrest Wilson at the hospital and instead issued an arrest warrant on suspicion of second-degree felon in possession of a firearm and unlawful possession of meth. He was charged April 16.

Wilson, an East Wenatchee resident, turned himself in April 18. A detective told corrections officers at the Chelan County Regional Justice Center of Wilson’s proclivity to store marijuana in unconventional places.

During a strip search, another balloon of marijuana slipped from Wilson’s anus, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 19 in superior court.

He was arrested and then charged with possession of a controlled substance in a correctional facility, but his legal troubles would continue.

From the jail, Wilson made multiple calls to his girlfriend asking her not to cooperate with investigators, according to a probable cause affidavit filed April 26 in superior court. Authorities listened to the calls and subsequently charged him with four counts of tampering with a witness.

Rest - https://www.wenatcheeworld.com/news/trouble-snowballs-for-man-who-shot-himself/article_bc761e90-7c07-11e9-9a2e-87ca3ce75ad3.html

Kathianne
05-23-2019, 09:04 AM
If they were smart. . .

I read somewhere that the average IQ of someone in jail is 90.

CSM
05-23-2019, 10:01 AM
If they were smart. . .

I read somewhere that the average IQ of someone in jail is 90.






I am thinking that is the cumulative score rather than the average... just sayin

hjmick
05-23-2019, 05:17 PM
Good. Stupid should be painful...

High_Plains_Drifter
05-25-2019, 09:10 AM
Self castration seems like a good thing considering what kind of a moron this chump is. He doesn't need to breed any offspring.