darin
02-02-2007, 10:49 AM
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ; half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America ; well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India ; very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France ; gently
aging but still warm, and a desirable place to
visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ;
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia ; lost
the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia ; very wide,
and borders are now un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran - ruled by a
dick
GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa ; half
discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile soil.
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America ; well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India ; very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France ; gently
aging but still warm, and a desirable place to
visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain ;
with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia ; lost
the war and haunted by past mistakes.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia ; very wide,
and borders are now un-patrolled.
After 70, she becomes Tibet . Wildly beautiful, with a
mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages.... only
those with an adventurous spirit and a thirst for
spiritual knowledge visit there.
GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran - ruled by a
dick