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SassyLady
09-07-2019, 05:07 PM
After getting my mani/pedi yesterday I was standing in parking lot talking to a friend when a guy walking by stopped and said what a beautiful vehicle I have. It's a 2017 Yukon Denali.

After thanking him he said "and the NRA sticker makes it even more beautiful".

Maybe I need an NRA tattoo!

hjmick
09-07-2019, 06:22 PM
I always preferred, "Excuse me... does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"

Gunny
09-07-2019, 06:25 PM
I always preferred, "Excuse me... does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?":laugh:

SassyLady
09-07-2019, 06:39 PM
I always preferred, "Excuse me... does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"

Eeewwww......

Elessar
09-07-2019, 07:33 PM
I always preferred, "Excuse me... does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?"

That is pretty wicked!:laugh:

LongTermGuy
09-07-2019, 07:33 PM
https://tse1.explicit.bing.net/th?id=OIP.u5H1h0atwMbo_9K3XIZOwgHaFj&pid=Api&P=0&w=204&h=154
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icansayit
09-07-2019, 07:56 PM
I learned a line, accidentally, but it worked for a smile, and a date.

I was sitting with a friend, in front of a firehouse in my hometown. I was 17 and getting ready to join the Navy.

Anyway....a pretty young lady came out of the Lawyers office next to the firehouse. So I smiled, and just said
"Hi! How are you?"

She smiled back, and said: "FINE".

And without thinking about it. I said: "You Certainly Are!"

She laughed, and said "Thank You!"

A few weeks later. In front of the firehouse again. I said Hi again. We ended up on a date. Never saw her after that. Can't explain it since I left for Boot Camp a week later. May 15, 1964.

CSM
09-08-2019, 05:27 AM
I was never much of a ladies man. Never had much in the inventory as far as pick up lines go.

Abbey Marie
09-08-2019, 11:40 AM
I was never much of a ladies man. Never had much in the inventory as far as pick up lines go.


I've always been a sucker for the shy guys.

:beer:

SassyLady
09-08-2019, 12:23 PM
I always had great legs and big boobs ... so when a man managed to actually look me in the eye and tell me how pretty my blue eyes were I paid attention.

LongTermGuy
09-08-2019, 07:21 PM
I always had great legs and big boobs ... so when a man managed to actually look me in the eye and tell me how pretty my blue eyes were I paid attention.


That is so sweet and honestly put Sassy! Made me smile ..Thank you. :)

STTAB
09-09-2019, 08:42 AM
Pick up lines are for ugly guys. :laugh2:

LongTermGuy
09-09-2019, 01:37 PM
https://www.yourtango.com/sites/default/files/styles/header_slider/public/image_blog/bar-flirting.jpg?itok=kXTFA9hd
12 Worst Pick Up Lines EVER, As Overheard By Your Bartender


https://www.yourtango.com/2015261948/12-worst-pickup-lines-men-use-on-women-witnessed-bartenders

pizza_pablo
10-02-2019, 05:14 PM
"Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants?"

PostmodernProphet
10-05-2019, 07:25 AM
I preferred "good job, God!"......

Abbey Marie
10-05-2019, 09:46 AM
I preferred "good job, God!"......


Good to see you, PmP

:salute: