Fate of Atlantis Discovered

[Russ]

Recent excavations around the Mediterranean have uncovered Atlantis as a surprisingly advanced and prosperous region of southern Europe that had thriving cities, abundant resources, and total dominance over all other cultures existing at that time.

A discovery of manuscripts and drawings also showed the ultimate Fate of Atlantis. Sadly, a folksy orator by the name of "Bernocles" came along, promising free medical care, free college, and free togas for everyone, and that no one would ever have to do a day of work in their lives, as long as they would vote for him to be the Atlantean Emperor. People couldn't understand how Bernocles could pay for this, but since Bernocles had gotten this far without every doing a day of work in his life, the laziest and least intelligent of them (which was a lot of them) decided they wanted the free stuff and didn't care what happened after they got it.

Atlantean history books from after Bernocles' election are shoddily written and haphazardly recorded, but they show that the Atlantean empire went steeply downhill very quickly. The medical care and colleges all fell apart quickly because the doctors and professors didn't want to work anymore, and Atlantis was easily conquered months later by a small group of wandering Neanderthals. The last entry in the Atlantean history books was actually finished by the Neanderthals, and just says "what a bunch of lazy idiots".

[Tyr-Ziu Saxnot]

Recent excavations around the Mediterranean have recently uncovered Atlantis as a surprisingly advanced and prosperous region of southern Europe that had thriving cities, abundant resources, and total dominance over all other cultures existing at that time.

A discovery of manuscripts and drawings also showed the ultimate Fate of Atlantis. Sadly, a folksy orator by the name of "Bernocles" came along, promising free medical care, free college, and free togas for everyone, and that no one would ever have to do a day of work in their lives, as long as they would vote for him to be the Atlantean Emperor. People couldn't understand Bernocles could pay for this, but since Bernocles had gotten this far without every doing a day of work in his life, the laziest and least intelligent of them (which was a lot of them) decided they wanted the free stuff and didn't care what happened after they got it.

Atlantean history books from after Bernocles' election are shoddily written and haphazardly recorded, but they show that the Atlantean empire went steeply downhill very quickly. The medical care and colleges all fell apart quickly because the doctors and professors didn't want to work anymore, and Atlantis was easily conquered months later by a small group of wandering Neanderthals. The last entry in the Atlantean history books was actually finished by the Neanderthals, and just says "what a bunch of lazy idiots".

Kinda makes one believe in reincarnation , eh?
Did these Atlanteans also teach that anybody that objected to their insanity was to be roundly, soundly and viciously punished?
While they claimed to be the ever faithful and majestic guardians of tolerance, infinite wisdom and hope.... hmmmmmmmm...... --Tyr

[icansayit]

Kinda makes one believe in reincarnation , eh?
Did these Atlanteans also teach that anybody that objected to their insanity was to be roundly, soundly and viciously punished?
While they claimed to be the ever faithful and majestic guardians of tolerance, infinite wisdom and hope.... hmmmmmmmm...... --Tyr

:laugh:
I was there. Where do you think Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, and Jerry Nadler got their start? Until, of course....BERNIE SHOWED UP...Promising the same stuff in 2020 "Bernocles" promised to all of the Present day....DUMMIES????����⚾��⛑

[Gunny]

Recent excavations around the Mediterranean have recently uncovered Atlantis as a surprisingly advanced and prosperous region of southern Europe that had thriving cities, abundant resources, and total dominance over all other cultures existing at that time.

A discovery of manuscripts and drawings also showed the ultimate Fate of Atlantis. Sadly, a folksy orator by the name of "Bernocles" came along, promising free medical care, free college, and free togas for everyone, and that no one would ever have to do a day of work in their lives, as long as they would vote for him to be the Atlantean Emperor. People couldn't understand Bernocles could pay for this, but since Bernocles had gotten this far without every doing a day of work in his life, the laziest and least intelligent of them (which was a lot of them) decided they wanted the free stuff and didn't care what happened after they got it.

Atlantean history books from after Bernocles' election are shoddily written and haphazardly recorded, but they show that the Atlantean empire went steeply downhill very quickly. The medical care and colleges all fell apart quickly because the doctors and professors didn't want to work anymore, and Atlantis was easily conquered months later by a small group of wandering Neanderthals. The last entry in the Atlantean history books was actually finished by the Neanderthals, and just says "what a bunch of lazy idiots".This is good :)

[Drummond]

:laugh:
I was there. Where do you think Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Adam Schiff, and Jerry Nadler got their start? Until, of course....BERNIE SHOWED UP...Promising the same stuff in 2020 "Bernocles" promised to all of the Present day....DUMMIES????����⚾��⛑

Our Jeremy Corbyn looks older than any of those jokers ... and, those reported promises sound an awful lot like bog standard election manifesto promises Corbyn has presided over (except that Corbyn, I kid you not, actually promised everybody in the UK free broadband). Corbyn also had no way of showing us how his promises could ever be afforded.

The one break with that history was that we weren't stupid enough to vote Corbyn into power. May 'Bernie' and his lot suffer the same fate, at the hands of comparably wise Americans !

[Abbey Marie]

Recent excavations around the Mediterranean have uncovered Atlantis as a surprisingly advanced and prosperous region of southern Europe that had thriving cities, abundant resources, and total dominance over all other cultures existing at that time.

A discovery of manuscripts and drawings also showed the ultimate Fate of Atlantis. Sadly, a folksy orator by the name of "Bernocles" came along, promising free medical care, free college, and free togas for everyone, and that no one would ever have to do a day of work in their lives, as long as they would vote for him to be the Atlantean Emperor. People couldn't understand how Bernocles could pay for this, but since Bernocles had gotten this far without every doing a day of work in his life, the laziest and least intelligent of them (which was a lot of them) decided they wanted the free stuff and didn't care what happened after they got it.

Atlantean history books from after Bernocles' election are shoddily written and haphazardly recorded, but they show that the Atlantean empire went steeply downhill very quickly. The medical care and colleges all fell apart quickly because the doctors and professors didn't want to work anymore, and Atlantis was easily conquered months later by a small group of wandering Neanderthals. The last entry in the Atlantean history books was actually finished by the Neanderthals, and just says "what a bunch of lazy idiots".

Lol!

Other scrolls found tell us that the Atlantean “Government Schools of Indoctrination” taught that Neanderthals were just misunderstood victims of racism, while Bernocles signed an Executive Order to throw open Atlantean borders. The rest, as they say, is History.