Third best short joke of the year

[Abbey Marie]

Secretary to boss: The Invisible Man is here for his appointment.

Boss to secretary: Tell him I can't see him.

[PostmodernProphet]

I hope I haven't used this one here yet....

a priest, a rabbi, and a protestant minister walk into a bar...
and the bartender says, "What is this?....Some kind of joke?"

[darin]

A toothless Termite walks into a bar and asks "Where's the bartender?"

:)