Russ
07-20-2021, 07:53 PM
Joe Biden on a dare decided to give two Truthful press conferences today, one to FoxNews and one to CNN. Here's what happened:
The FoxNews Press Conference
FoxNews: "Isn't it true that the new Texas laws are just returning voting procedures to how they were before the pandemic?"
Biden: "Yes, that's true."
FoxNews: "Well, then why are you saying the they are restricting voting right and it's Jim Crow 2.0?"
Biden: "Because I'm lying for my benefit and to everyone else's detriment."
FoxNews: "How about those crappy paintings that Hunter Biden is selling for a half million each? Isn't that just selling political influence to foreign powers?"
Biden: "Yes, it is. I just love getting millions from the Chinese!"
The CNN Press Conference
Biden: "Here's your chance. Today I will honestly answer any questions you ask me."
CNN: "Just one question, Joe. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?"
The FoxNews Press Conference
FoxNews: "Isn't it true that the new Texas laws are just returning voting procedures to how they were before the pandemic?"
Biden: "Yes, that's true."
FoxNews: "Well, then why are you saying the they are restricting voting right and it's Jim Crow 2.0?"
Biden: "Because I'm lying for my benefit and to everyone else's detriment."
FoxNews: "How about those crappy paintings that Hunter Biden is selling for a half million each? Isn't that just selling political influence to foreign powers?"
Biden: "Yes, it is. I just love getting millions from the Chinese!"
The CNN Press Conference
Biden: "Here's your chance. Today I will honestly answer any questions you ask me."
CNN: "Just one question, Joe. What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?"