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reedak
05-23-2024, 03:50 AM
How many anachronisms are there in the following sentence?

"Jesus always carried a gun when he preached the gospel."

fj1200
05-23-2024, 07:20 AM
Zero. Because Abraham Lincoln tweeted about it after he gave the Gettysburg Address by Zoom because of the Spanish Flu shutdown.

reedak
05-23-2024, 10:11 AM
Zero. Because Abraham Lincoln tweeted about it after he gave the Gettysburg Address by Zoom because of the Spanish Flu shutdown.

Did Jesus preach the gospel?

fj1200
05-23-2024, 12:12 PM
Did Jesus preach the gospel?

Of course he did. After He baptized the 5,000 (crusaders) in the tent revival at the Horns of Hattin BBQ promoted by Paul.