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darin
10-18-2007, 11:50 AM
http://15minutedate.com/blog/2007/06/23/50-reasons-why-young-women-should-date-older-men/

:D


Some call it the “Sugar Daddy Syndrome.” Others call it the “Father was never around” complex. A lot of people have no problem with it, while many find it sick and perverted. Regardless of your own personal views, young women dating older men is a worldwide phenomenon that is gaining popularity and acceptance at an alarming rate.

Why do young women like older men? What attracts 20-something females to 40, 50, even 60-something males? You could spend several hundred hours with a series of shrinks in an attempt to sort through the plethora of possible answers. The only problem with that is that most psychiatrists are expensive and love the term “billable hours.” It would cost thousands of dollars to find out the truth.

After talking with both sexes at great length, I have come to the conclusion that young women like older men because the relationship comes with benefits - lots of them. Face it — we are a very simple race. We look at dating the same way we look at a financial balance sheet.

What will I get out of it? Is it a good deal for me? How can I leverage this? These are just some of the questions we constantly ask ourselves when we’re in any relationship, whether we’re aware of it or not.

Here is a list that we’re calling the Top 50 Reasons Why Young Women Should Date Older Men. If you’re a young attractive lady considering a guy twice your age, this list might give you the 50 reasons you need to persuade yourself into making a move to the geriatric side. Here it goes:

1. He knows a lot of useless stuff and makes a great partner in games like Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit and Balderdash.

2. He’s well-read. He can explain a book’s plot and storyline to you quickly and succinctly, thereby saving you the time it would take to actually read the book. It’s like having your own personal set of Cliff Notes.
3. This gives you more free time to spend his money at malls, outlet stores, and online.

4. He knows a lot about music. He can name the band that Paul McCartney played with prior to Wings.
5. You can borrow his Grecian Formula to patch any bleached sun spots in your hair.

6. The big bedroom and/or guest rooms in his house means no rent for you and eventually your friends/relatives can move in too.

7. He’ll provide better, more intelligent and engrossing conversations. (How long can you talk about trucks, extreme sports and partying anyway?)

8. If you sprain your ankle, you can use his cane.
9. He qualifies for early bird senior discounts at restaurants.
10. He’ll actually dance with you at night clubs. He’ll be the hit of the party when he pulls out his “Funky Chicken.”

11. He’ll open doors and pull out chairs for you.
12. If he gets too chatty, you can hide his teeth.
13. Qualifies for AARP membership privileges.
14. You can throw away all of your coupons for McDonalds, Der Wienerschnitzel and Panda Express since you have no use for them. Start to brush up on your dining etiquettes and prepare yourself for eating at restaurants such as Houston’s, P.F. Chang, and Morton’s.
15. He’ll give you flowers, candy and best of all - cold, hard cash!

16. He’s into holding hands and other Public Displays of Affection (PDA’s) as opposed to today’s “no contact” rules associated with dating in 2007.

17. You won’t need to pay for AAA roadside service because he’ll pick you up whenever your car breaks down.
18. He’ll effectively replace your dad for when pops isn’t around. (Celebrate Father’s Day twice!)
19. Will treat 100% of the time. (Young guys don’t have cash, credit cards, or in many cases, wallets.)
20. No random late-night booty calls, because he goes to bed at 9 pm every night.

21. He won’t try to change you.
22. He can help you with your homework.
23. He’s very experienced in bed. If you like it or want to try it, he’s been there, done that! (And more than once.)

24. He won’t pretend to listen to you just so he can get in your pants.
25. Kiss goodbyes to Motel 6, Budget Inn, and Super 8 when you travel. Say hello to the Hyatt, the Hilton, and the Westin.

More at link

Trigg
10-18-2007, 11:56 AM
23. He’s very experienced in bed. If you like it or want to try it, he’s been there, done that! (And more than once.)

Well yes, but I heard they have sex like they drive, slow and sloppy.

gabosaurus
10-18-2007, 12:05 PM
Post your picture. It will stand as the No. 1 why we shouldn't. :lmao:

Trigg
10-18-2007, 12:08 PM
Post your picture. It will stand as the No. 1 why we shouldn't. :lmao:

Cute :lame2:

DMP has posted his pic before along with his daughters pics, he's a good looking guy

glockmail
10-18-2007, 12:11 PM
Post your picture. It will stand as the No. 1 why we shouldn't. :lmao: I don't think he's looking for a date with a lunie like you.
:slap:

darin
10-18-2007, 12:12 PM
Post your picture. It will stand as the No. 1 why we shouldn't. :lmao:

I'll snap a pic right now w/ my phone - you put one up first. :)


Thanks Trigg - I'm not horrible-looking...I'm no jimnyc - but I do okay w/ the ladies...

:D

Abbey Marie
10-18-2007, 12:13 PM
Cute :lame2:

DMP has posted his pic before along with his daughters pics, he's a good looking guy

And his wife is very pretty. And hot.

glockmail
10-18-2007, 12:21 PM
I'll snap a pic right now w/ my phone - you put one up first. :)


Thanks Trigg - I'm not horrible-looking...I'm no jimnyc - but I do okay w/ the ladies...

:D You DID pretty good with the LADY, and should get down on your knees and thank God at least hourly. Schmuck. :slap:

darin
10-18-2007, 12:24 PM
Mary? Hot? I'd bet she's at least better looking than Gabby :)

glockmail
10-18-2007, 12:30 PM
Let's have a photo contest!:cheers2:

avatar4321
10-18-2007, 12:37 PM
number one reason young women shouldnt date older men: ME

Abbey Marie
10-18-2007, 12:45 PM
number one reason young women shouldnt date older men: ME

Reason #2: My daughter is a teen.

darin
10-18-2007, 03:10 PM
There ya go, Gabby - now you get to see your #1 Reason not to date an older man in EVERY post I make...until I change my avatar :)

82Marine89
10-18-2007, 03:23 PM
Is this where I tell everyone I'm 43 and doing, err dating a 21 year old?

darin
10-18-2007, 03:25 PM
OORAH! :)

I'm 34 doing a 29 year old from time to time. :D

29. Yikes. My poor wife is getting sorta 'long in the tooth'...(sigh).

jimnyc
10-18-2007, 03:30 PM
I'll snap a pic right now w/ my phone - you put one up first. :)


Thanks Trigg - I'm not horrible-looking...I'm no jimnyc - but I do okay w/ the ladies...

:D

Hey! Last time I posted my picture one of the bastards here told me I looked like Eminem! LOL And I don't do ok with the ladies. I guess I need to stop ogling and salivating when I see them! Anyway, I kept cutting my hair to get rid of the coloring and it's growing back normally now, at least for me.

jimnyc
10-18-2007, 03:32 PM
I just noticed that if you look at my picture carefully you'll see my pile of smokes next to me, my can of coke that I never finish that eventually becomes an ashtray, all my lovely pills & my official size Steelers helmet in the background!

darin
10-18-2007, 03:43 PM
were you naked?

Next time you get your hair cut, ask the lady for a "Medium-high fade, to the skin.."

:)

avatar4321
10-18-2007, 03:54 PM
were you naked?

:)

what a disgusting thought...

darin
10-18-2007, 03:55 PM
like YOU Haven't wondered, Avatar. :D

:D

avatar4321
10-18-2007, 03:58 PM
like YOU Haven't wondered, Avatar. :D

:D

no i dont think i even wonder that about most women:-p

jimnyc
10-18-2007, 04:18 PM
were you naked?

Nah, it's just that I tend to only snap pics fresh out of the shower. Within half an hour I tend to look like a disheveled dirtbag.

And besides, my Chihuahua is never far away from me. I see Porter playing with Jerome all the time and he bites his weiner at every opportunity. I'll be damned if I'll leave myself exposed near that little bastard!

jimnyc
10-18-2007, 04:20 PM
no i dont think i even wonder that about most women:-p

Hell, I picture every single woman I see naked! Unfortunately, that includes the fat ones too. Can't help it, it just happens.

Abbey Marie
10-18-2007, 04:49 PM
Hell, I picture every single woman I see naked! Unfortunately, that includes the fat ones too. Can't help it, it just happens.

And even women you don't see. :coffee:

jimnyc
10-18-2007, 04:52 PM
And even women you don't see. :coffee:

Of course, my mind is full of all kinds of perverse visuals!

Yurt
10-18-2007, 09:23 PM
Post your picture. It will stand as the No. 1 why we shouldn't. :lmao:

you need a :huddle:

darin
10-19-2007, 08:35 AM
So Gabby - no pic eh?

Yurt
10-19-2007, 09:45 AM
So Gabby - no pic eh?

Me thinks she has so fallen in love your rugged good looks that she can't bring herself to show you her true picture for fear of rejection. :D She's in a happy place....

darin
10-19-2007, 10:22 AM
Me thinks she has so fallen in love your rugged good looks that she can't bring herself to show you her true picture for fear of rejection. :D She's in a happy place....

Understandable...it happens.

:D

gabosaurus
10-19-2007, 10:52 AM
I should know better than to try and make a joke on this board.

darin
10-19-2007, 10:58 AM
I should know better than to try and make a joke on this board.

Maybe try harder to be funny? Nobody seemed to get the jokey.

:)

mrg666
10-19-2007, 11:01 AM
Reason #2: My daughter is a teen.

so you come down for breakfast abbey and glocks sat eating toat with your daughter how would you respond :laugh2:

glockmail
10-19-2007, 11:10 AM
So Gabby - no pic eh? Here it is:

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z256/glockmail/Rosietheterrorist.jpg

glockmail
10-19-2007, 11:11 AM
so you come down for breakfast abbey and glocks sat eating toat with your daughter how would you respond :laugh2:

Depends what the definition of "toat" is.

And BTW Abbey, I cook a great breakfast! :coffee:

mrg666
10-19-2007, 11:16 AM
okay i cant spell for toast
:laugh2:

jackass
10-19-2007, 01:09 PM
Hey! Last time I posted my picture one of the bastards here told me I looked like Eminem! LOL And I don't do ok with the ladies. I guess I need to stop ogling and salivating when I see them! Anyway, I kept cutting my hair to get rid of the coloring and it's growing back normally now, at least for me.
Damn I actually miss that ugly mug sometimes.


you'll see my pile of smokes next to me, my can of coke that I never finish that eventually becomes an ashtray, all my lovely pills & my official size Steelers helmet in the background!

Well Jim its glad to see some things never change!

JohnDoe
10-19-2007, 01:15 PM
Personally, I think that if she is a stronger woman, established in her own career with self confidence, she is much better off marrying a man that is younger than her! :D

jd

darin
10-19-2007, 01:56 PM
You mean 'established as a cook and housekeeper'? :) Strong women need 'stronger' men. It's hard to 'husband' a woman who doesn't know her place.

(smack!)



:D

JohnDoe
10-19-2007, 02:31 PM
You mean 'established as a cook and housekeeper'? :) Strong women need 'stronger' men. It's hard to 'husband' a woman who doesn't know her place.

(smack!)



:D
Weak Women need stronger men.

Stronger women do not need a strong man, they need an open minded, supportive man, and that usually comes with being a younger man opened enough to be with the stronger older woman imo! :)

Maybe the guy 25 years her senior, would be opened enough and confident enough to be able to handle the stronger woman too, but he would certainly not be as much fun as the younger guy! Thus my conclusion that the stronger woman needs a younger guy! hahahaha!

j/k btw.

jd

darin
10-19-2007, 02:37 PM
As long as the woman knows her place, and the Man knows HIS place, things'll work swimmingly.

Fwiw - (not talking about you) I know plenty women who confuse them being a "Bitch" and call it 'strength'.

"You don't like me because I'm a strong woman, and you're intimidated!"

- "No, I don't like you because you are a bitch."

Same as I've read of a few guys who are 'assholes' and call it strength.

Trinity
10-19-2007, 02:43 PM
Personally, I think that if she is a stronger woman, established in her own career with self confidence, she is much better off marrying a man that is younger than her! :D

jd



I must say I agree 110% :clap: seeing that I'm married to one:coffee:


Weak Women need stronger men.

Stronger women do not need a strong man, they need an open minded, supportive man, and that usually comes with being a younger man opened enough to be with the stronger older woman imo! :)

Maybe the guy 25 years her senior, would be opened enough and confident enough to be able to handle the stronger woman too, but he would certainly not be as much fun as the younger guy! Thus my conclusion that the stronger woman needs a younger guy! hahahaha!

j/k btw.

jd


That is so true!!!

Abbey Marie
10-19-2007, 04:00 PM
so you come down for breakfast abbey and glocks sat eating toat with your daughter how would you respond :laugh2:

Well, mrq, that seemed to come out of nowhere! :laugh2:

Honestly, my first reaction would be to ask where's my coffee. :coffee:

Then, I would go into full vigilant mama mode. :)

Trinity
10-19-2007, 04:03 PM
Then, I would go into full vigilant mama mode. :)


:laugh2:

Abbey Marie
10-19-2007, 04:12 PM
I should know better than to try and make a joke on this board.

I find you funny! Don't give up on us. :D

glockmail
10-19-2007, 04:29 PM
Well, mrq, that seemed to come out of nowhere! :laugh2:

Honestly, my first reaction would be to ask where's my coffee. :coffee:

Then, I would go into full vigilant mama mode. :) But I'd be fixing her breakfast after being up late with you, Ms. Statuesque. ;)

Classact
10-19-2007, 07:15 PM
Can anyone join in? I married a woman 13 years younger than me but she left me for another man while I was stationed in Korea on the DMZ... Divorced her and her new husband stabbed her 27 times and she spent six months in the ICU and lived... That's what she gets for dating and marring a convicted murderer... well, he was the gitawaydude in a murder robery... then I met a woman 17 years younger than me and we have now been married 17 years.

Yurt
10-19-2007, 08:03 PM
I should know better than to try and make a joke on this board.

Aaaaah, still haven't gone for the group :huddle:

sniffle

Yurt
10-19-2007, 08:07 PM
Weak Women need stronger men.

Stronger women do not need a strong man, they need an open minded, supportive man, and that usually comes with being a younger man opened enough to be with the stronger older woman imo! :)

Maybe the guy 25 years her senior, would be opened enough and confident enough to be able to handle the stronger woman too, but he would certainly not be as much fun as the younger guy! Thus my conclusion that the stronger woman needs a younger guy! hahahaha!

j/k btw.

jd


Ever thought that two strong people might be a fit? If they are strong enough, they can both accept each other for who they are and where they fit in the relationship.

It is not an either or world

Joan
10-19-2007, 08:19 PM
Well then, do you think it would be okay if I found me a nice young boy toy? Say around 30?

mrg666
10-20-2007, 01:11 AM
Well, mrq, that seemed to come out of nowhere! :laugh2:

Honestly, my first reaction would be to ask where's my coffee. :coffee:

Then, I would go into full vigilant mama mode. :)

everthing i do comes out of nowhere :laugh2:


Originally Posted by gabosaurus
I should know better than to try and make a joke on this board.

you gotta bring it out of nowhere :laugh2:

mrg666
10-20-2007, 01:12 AM
Well then, do you think it would be okay if I found me a nice young boy toy? Say around 30?

so jim n john go and see there mom and glocks sat eating porridge :D