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actsnoblemartin
10-21-2007, 07:22 PM
I have not watched any pornographic movies since october 2nd.

OCA
10-21-2007, 07:30 PM
I have not watched any pornographic movies since october 2nd.

Wow! 19 days!................................liar.

Any man who says he doesn't check out any kind of porn whether it be softcore, pictures of chicks on a lingerie website or your basic raunch xxx is a liar.

You didn't have a fucking addiction, you just used the word "addiction" as a crutch. If it weren't for porn you'd never get your nut, its ok.

manu1959
10-21-2007, 08:04 PM
congrats......

http://www.page3.com/index2.shtml

Mr. P
10-21-2007, 08:24 PM
congrats......

http://www.page3.com/index2.shtml

You are SUCH an enabler!!:laugh2:

Yurt
10-21-2007, 08:24 PM
congrats......

http://www.page3.com/index2.shtml

call 9-11, heart is stop---i----n----g

glockmail
10-21-2007, 08:25 PM
I haven't watched one since my bachelor party, 22 years ago.

Yurt
10-21-2007, 08:26 PM
I haven't watched one since my bachelor party, 22 years ago.

i clicked, did you

Mr. P
10-21-2007, 08:28 PM
I haven't watched one since my bachelor party, 22 years ago.

I've never seen an entire flick..parts yes..never the whole thing. Sorta like sports for me, I'd rather play than watch. :cheers2:

mrg666
10-21-2007, 08:32 PM
if its a battle then you lose martin
if you dont even think about it you a winner :D
hey you are the dood any way

glockmail
10-21-2007, 08:33 PM
i clicked, did you No. But Page 3 is not a movie.

mrg666
10-21-2007, 08:35 PM
I haven't watched one since my bachelor party, 22 years ago.

lying bastard :laugh2:

darin
10-21-2007, 08:40 PM
Do guys ever really watch a 'whole' Porn movie? Weird. :)

mrg666
10-21-2007, 08:43 PM
Do guys ever really watch a 'whole' Porn movie? Weird. :)

i read my first mag in the forces during my 18 week traning
my first movie came not long after
i soon realised seen one seen em all was adequate enough

:laugh2:

OCA
10-21-2007, 08:46 PM
Do guys ever really watch a 'whole' Porn movie? Weird. :)


:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

Hell no! Keep getting up and excusing myself periodically.

OCA
10-21-2007, 08:47 PM
I haven't watched one since my bachelor party, 22 years ago.

Why does it have to be a movie? Ever been at the barber shop and checked out an edition of Playboy or Penthouse?

chesswarsnow
10-21-2007, 08:50 PM
Sorry bout that,

1. Very Good, keep it up.
2. Its better that you stay out of that kind of scene.
3. I found a sweet thing in the Philippines.
4. She is the best this I have ever found.

Regards,
SirJamesofTexas

OCA
10-21-2007, 08:53 PM
Problem is "sweet things" don't want nothing to do with Acts so i'm all for keeping him immersed in porn, every guy deserves to get his rocks off.

Yurt
10-21-2007, 09:03 PM
No. But Page 3 is not a movie.

who said anything about movies

82Marine89
10-21-2007, 09:40 PM
i read my first mag in the forces during my 18 week traning
my first movie came not long after
i soon realised seen one seen em all was adequate enough

:laugh2:

Porn mags have words? Heck, in boot camp all we had was the hog board.

mrg666
10-21-2007, 09:42 PM
Porn mags have words? Heck, in boot camp all we had was the hog board.

no we got an array of pics fllowed by some slutty stories
( uk )

82Marine89
10-21-2007, 09:44 PM
no we got an array of pics fllowed by some slutty stories
( uk )

I didn't know you were a limey.

manu1959
10-21-2007, 09:44 PM
call 9-11, heart is stop---i----n----g

she is kinda hot.....no?:laugh2:

gabosaurus
10-21-2007, 10:36 PM
Why bother trying to avoid porn? If you are one of those male multitudes unable to attract a female (without paying, that is) or maintain any type of relationship, you need a form of sexual release. Don't be shy or ashamed of your need to yank your crank on a daily basis. Give in to your carnal urges!
By the way, you can do it for free at http://www.xtube.com
In fact, one of the most popular features of Xtube is the multitude of submitted videos of guys doing the hand jive. Not the paid porn star types. They are normal, average guys just like you. In fact, one or more of them might be you.

Download your porn with pride! After all, you know you aren't going to get any. So feel free to whack away!

actsnoblemartin
10-21-2007, 10:39 PM
My filter blocked it, please tell me you didnt send me to a porn site


congrats......

http://www.page3.com/index2.shtml

mrg666
10-21-2007, 10:43 PM
Why bother trying to avoid porn? If you are one of those male multitudes unable to attract a female (without paying, that is) or maintain any type of relationship, you need a form of sexual release. Don't be shy or ashamed of your need to yank your crank on a daily basis. Give in to your carnal urges!
By the way, you can do it for free at http://www.xtube.com
In fact, one of the most popular features of Xtube is the multitude of submitted videos of guys doing the hand jive. Not the paid porn star types. They are normal, average guys just like you. In fact, one or more of them might be you.

Download your porn with pride! After all, you know you aren't going to get any. So feel free to whack away!


does that mean you are a stud or just a condescending bastard who cant recognise is own mortality and the fact that he is flawed like us all but likes to put the boot in whenever he / she spots a weakness or thinks they do ?

avatar4321
10-21-2007, 10:45 PM
I have not watched any pornographic movies since october 2nd.

good for you. its a hard addiction to break for some people. i recommend avoiding pornographic pictures as well.

the main problem with pornography is that its a lie. He takes something beautiful and presents it to people deceptively. and like all lies it robs both men and women of their self respect.

shattered
10-21-2007, 10:46 PM
does that mean you are a stud or just a condescending bastard who cant recognise is own mortality and the fact that he is flawed like us all but likes to put the boot in whenever he / she spots a weakness or thinks they do ?

You'd do better not to pay her any attention. She's just a bitter human being with nothing worthwhile in life, except (obviously) dropping useless comments here..

gabosaurus
10-21-2007, 10:46 PM
Oh bullshit. You know you have all those porn sites bookmarked.

My husband doesn't need porn. Unlike most of you, he is married.

avatar4321
10-21-2007, 10:48 PM
Oh bullshit. You know you have all those porn sites bookmarked.

My husband doesn't need porn. Unlike most of you, he is married.

hate to break this to you but unfortunately the pornography epidemic effects married men most.

shattered
10-21-2007, 10:50 PM
Oh bullshit. You know you have all those porn sites bookmarked.

My husband doesn't need porn. Unlike most of you, he is married.

IOW, he's surfing, you're jealous, so you're here insulting people?

82Marine89
10-21-2007, 10:51 PM
Oh bullshit. You know you have all those porn sites bookmarked.

My husband doesn't need porn. Unlike most of you, he is married.

Unless you're a porn star, he's looking.

gabosaurus
10-21-2007, 10:53 PM
He is actually watching me type this while laughing at the rest of you. :lmao:

We come on DP occasionally so I can prove to my husband that not all Conservative Republicans are as smart and level headed as he is. I win the argument every time.

82Marine89
10-21-2007, 10:55 PM
If he says he's not looking, he's lying.

avatar4321
10-21-2007, 10:55 PM
He is actually watching me type this while laughing at the rest of you. :lmao:

We come on DP occasionally so I can prove to my husband that not all Conservative Republicans are as smart and level headed as he is. I win the argument every time.

now i know you are lying cause ive never seen you win an argument.:p

actsnoblemartin
10-21-2007, 10:56 PM
wow, im never such a nieve bitch in my entire life, and a pussy whipped fag either.

Trust me hunny, if he could he would trade up.

Like a honda for a porshe.


He is actually watching me type this while laughing at the rest of you. :lmao:

We come on DP occasionally so I can prove to my husband that not all Conservative Republicans are as smart and level headed as he is. I win the argument every time.

actsnoblemartin
10-21-2007, 10:56 PM
Her head is so far buried up her :laugh2:

that she can see reality.


now i know you are lying cause ive never seen you win an argument.:p

shattered
10-21-2007, 10:58 PM
In case any of you wanted to know, Pomegranate Chip ice cream is really good.

actsnoblemartin
10-21-2007, 10:59 PM
you should really try blue bell ice cream. Its the best ever.

Made in texas, home of the friendlist people in the world


In case any of you wanted to know, Pomegranate Chip ice cream is really good.

manu1959
10-21-2007, 10:59 PM
My filter blocked it, please tell me you didnt send me to a porn site

no page 3 girl in UK newspapers......The Sun...

manu1959
10-21-2007, 11:04 PM
Oh bullshit. You know you have all those porn sites bookmarked.

My husband doesn't need porn. Unlike most of you, he is married.

and you surfin the "hand jive" websites......as if....

manu1959
10-21-2007, 11:05 PM
wow, im never such a nieve bitch in my entire life, and a pussy whipped fag either.

Trust me hunny, if he could he would trade up.

Like a honda for a porshe.

it is porsche ..... as in poor sha

actsnoblemartin
10-21-2007, 11:08 PM
she is used honda, he wants a porshe instead


it is porsche ..... as in poor sha

82Marine89
10-21-2007, 11:08 PM
In case any of you wanted to know, Pomegranate Chip ice cream is really good.

Especially while watching porn.

mrg666
10-21-2007, 11:13 PM
she is used honda, he wants a porshe instead

guy in a disco
few dances with the girl and he whispers in her ear can i take you home
she says "nay im im on my menstral cycle "
he says " its ok ive got my honda out back " :D

actsnoblemartin
10-21-2007, 11:16 PM
:clap:


guy in a disco
few dances with the girl and he whispers in her ear can i take you home
she says "nay im im on my menstral cycle "
he says " its ok ive got my honda out back " :D

manu1959
10-21-2007, 11:18 PM
she is used honda, he wants a porshe instead


i prefered mary's.....catholic girls put out....

actsnoblemartin
10-21-2007, 11:27 PM
I prefer OCA's Mom, she gives the best blow jobs :lol:


i prefered mary's.....catholic girls put out....

darin
10-22-2007, 07:26 AM
Don't expect to have posting ability for some-time after that comment, martin.