typomaniac
11-07-2007, 07:45 PM
A pirate walks into a bar. He has a ship's wheel shoved down his breeches.
The bartender asks, "Why do you have a wheel in your pants?"
"Arrr. It's drivin' me nuts."
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A pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What's up?"
"Arrrr. The snail police be after me!"
"Why would they be after you?"
"For a-saltin' their civilians in me garden."
The bartender asks, "Why do you have a wheel in your pants?"
"Arrr. It's drivin' me nuts."
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A pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "What's up?"
"Arrrr. The snail police be after me!"
"Why would they be after you?"
"For a-saltin' their civilians in me garden."