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Trinity
11-14-2007, 06:35 PM
revenge of the BLONDES



Well, folks, it has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache

manu1959
11-14-2007, 06:37 PM
and all they could come up with is thirteen jokes......:laugh2:

nevadamedic
11-14-2007, 06:52 PM
revenge of the BLONDES



Well, folks, it has finally happened. The blondes of the world got together and have decided to take revenge on the brunettes:

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet?"

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache

Those jokes would be funny but everyone knows blondes are Dumdum's. :laugh2:

Mr. P
11-14-2007, 08:30 PM
and all they could come up with is thirteen jokes......:laugh2:

Well, the OP is blond. :laugh2:

glockmail
11-14-2007, 08:33 PM
The real funny thing is that blondes think that men really care what color their hair is.:laugh2:

PostmodernProphet
11-14-2007, 09:29 PM
The real funny thing is that blondes think that men really care what color their hair is.:laugh2:

I think you have the word order jumbled....it goes "the funny thing about blondes is that men think they really know what color their hair is"......

manu1959
11-15-2007, 12:05 AM
Well, the OP is blond. :laugh2:

does the carpet match the drapes?:poke:

Mr. P
11-15-2007, 12:33 AM
does the carpet match the drapes?:poke:

Never saw a match myself...you?

manu1959
11-15-2007, 12:50 AM
Never saw a match myself...you?

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