Classact
11-21-2007, 12:44 PM
A guy is drinking at bar, 50th floor of a building.
Another guy arrives. They talk, drink, talk, drink.
After a while, one says:
know what, I can jump out that window and as I reach the 45th or so,
the wind pressure will stop me, then shoot me right back up to this floor...
No way; thay's impossible...
Betya 20 bucks...
Yer on!!
They walk to the window, open it, and the guy jumps out.
Around 45th, slows down, stops, then starts coming back up;
gets right up to 50th and jumps in thru window.
I don't believe it....here's your 20 bucks.
Easy...anybody can do that; you saw it: you can do it too...
Ya...I saw it; lemme do it too..
Guy jumps out, all the way down, becomes pavement pizza.
The other guy returns to bar and resumes drinking.
The bartender, who saw this, comes over and says:
You know, you're a real asshole when you drink, Superman
Another guy arrives. They talk, drink, talk, drink.
After a while, one says:
know what, I can jump out that window and as I reach the 45th or so,
the wind pressure will stop me, then shoot me right back up to this floor...
No way; thay's impossible...
Betya 20 bucks...
Yer on!!
They walk to the window, open it, and the guy jumps out.
Around 45th, slows down, stops, then starts coming back up;
gets right up to 50th and jumps in thru window.
I don't believe it....here's your 20 bucks.
Easy...anybody can do that; you saw it: you can do it too...
Ya...I saw it; lemme do it too..
Guy jumps out, all the way down, becomes pavement pizza.
The other guy returns to bar and resumes drinking.
The bartender, who saw this, comes over and says:
You know, you're a real asshole when you drink, Superman