Classact
11-22-2007, 12:14 PM
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age
and thinking, 'surely i can't look that old. Well.. You'll love
this one. My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the
waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly,
i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the
same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd
years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret
crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, i
quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired
man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been
my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him
if he had attended morgan park high school. "Yes. Yes,
i did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride. "When did
you graduate?" I asked. He answered , "in 1965. Why do
you ask?" "You were in my class!", I exclaimed. He
looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled,
fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, "what
did you teach?"
and thinking, 'surely i can't look that old. Well.. You'll love
this one. My name is alice smith and i was sitting in the
waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist.
I noticed his dds diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly,
i remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the
same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd
years ago. Could he be the same guy that i had a secret
crush on, way back then? Upon seeing him, however, i
quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired
man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been
my classmate. After he examined my teeth, i asked him
if he had attended morgan park high school. "Yes. Yes,
i did. I'm a mustang," he gleamed with pride. "When did
you graduate?" I asked. He answered , "in 1965. Why do
you ask?" "You were in my class!", I exclaimed. He
looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled,
fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, "what
did you teach?"