Rabbi Love Advice

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No matter what Moshe did in bed, his wife never
achieved an orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled
to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard and
makes the following suggestion, "Hire a strapping young
man. While the two of you are making love, have the
young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife
fantasize and should bring on an orgasm." They go home
and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome
young man and he waves a towel over them as they
make love. It doesn't help and the wife is still unsatisfied.
Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi. "Okay," he says
to the husband, "Try it Reversed. Have the young man
make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them."
They go home and hire the same strapping young man.
The young man gets into bed with the wife and the
husband waves the towel. The wife soon has an enormous,
room-shaking, screaming orgasm. The husband smiles,
looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
"You see, you schmuck, THAT'S how to wave a towel!"