Special Bulletin from the Pentagon

[-Cp]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called

The United States Redneck Special Forces.

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These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste like chicken.

4 They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects any problems in Iraq to be over by Friday.

[Little-Acorn]

You left out:

6. They think it's wrong to marry your cousin.

[Hobbit]

You left out:

6. They think it's wrong to marry your cousin.

You're confusing 'redneck' with 'hillbilly.'

Number 6 should actually be:

6. They despise bacon, barbeque, ham, hog jowls, and ribs.