stephanie
12-20-2007, 02:41 AM
older son emailed me this..:laugh2:
> >Subject: joke?
> >
> >
> > In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
> >name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
> >Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
> >Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
> >
> >
> >The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
> >consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
> >that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
> >considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
> >course, Ibepokin.
> >
> >
> >Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
> >liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
> >suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
> >literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
> >a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails',
> >'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will
> >market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
> >
> >
> >Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
> >and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
> >there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
> >erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
> >Subject: joke?
> >
> >
> > In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic
> >name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
> >Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
> >Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
> >
> >
> >The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
> >consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced
> >that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also
> >considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of
> >course, Ibepokin.
> >
> >
> >Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in
> >liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
> >suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
> >literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this
> >a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of 'cocktails',
> >'highballs' and just a good old-fashioned 'stiff drink'. Pepsi will
> >market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
> >
> >
> >Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants
> >and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040,
> >there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge
> >erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.