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82Marine89
12-22-2007, 01:35 AM
I rear-ended a car at lunch today. The driver gets out and, OMG! he's a dwarf.

He comes up to my car and declares, "I am NOT happy!!"

So I said, "Okay....So which one are you?"
actsnoblemartin
12-22-2007, 01:39 AM
I rear-ended a car at lunch today. The driver gets out and, OMG! he's a dwarf.

He comes up to my car and declares, "I am NOT happy!!"

So I said, "Okay....So which one are you?"

:laugh2:
Pale Rider
12-22-2007, 02:26 AM
I rear-ended a car at lunch today. The driver gets out and, OMG! he's a dwarf.

He comes up to my car and declares, "I am NOT happy!!"

So I said, "Okay....So which one are you?"

SHUUUUT UUUUUP..... REALLY? :laugh:
dan
12-22-2007, 11:16 AM
Someone at work sent this around last week. One of the girls I work with is ridiculously oversensitive about EVERYTHING, and this really offended her. Too bad she's not a dwarf herself, or I'd call her Dopey.
MtnBiker
12-22-2007, 11:28 AM
That was a good one! :laugh2:
manu1959
12-22-2007, 12:01 PM
Someone at work sent this around last week. One of the girls I work with is ridiculously oversensitive about EVERYTHING, and this really offended her. Too bad she's not a dwarf herself, or I'd call her Dopey.

sounds like she is "Bitchy"
darin
12-22-2007, 12:36 PM
I hope it wasn't the same guy I hit last june!!

http://www.debatepolicy.com/showthread.php?t=4569&highlight=dwarf

:D
gabosaurus
12-22-2007, 01:07 PM
My husband got a variation of this joke in his mailbox once.

A guy who moonlighted as a clown was traveling to a birthday party when he was rear ended by another vehicle. When the other vehicle had stopped, the clown got out, ran over to the other driver and yelled "you idiot, you ran into me!"
Seeing the driver dressed and painted as a clown, the other driver could only laugh.
To which the clown yelled "You think I am trying to be funny?"
Said1
12-22-2007, 01:40 PM
Has anyone seen the reality program about dwarf - erp, I mean little people? Too much. The father gets dinged with a DUI. :laugh2:
82Marine89
12-22-2007, 01:47 PM
Has anyone seen the reality program about dwarf - erp, I mean little people? Too much. The father gets dinged with a DUI. :laugh2:

They said he was just a little drunk.
Said1
12-22-2007, 01:49 PM
They said he was just a little drunk.

A few wee shots of tequila.
82Marine89
12-22-2007, 01:52 PM
Seven dwarfs were in the shower all feeling Happy. Happy got out so they all started feeling Grumpy.
Said1
12-22-2007, 01:56 PM
Seven dwarfs were in the shower all feeling Happy. Happy got out so they all started feeling Grumpy.

Ew.