* * * Debate Policy - Political Message Board Thread * * * -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Thread : I read the news today...OH BOY! Started at 07-22-2019 07:22 PM by icansayit Visit at http://www.debatepolicy.com/showthread.php?t=67191 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 1] Author : icansayit Date : 07-22-2019 07:22 PM Title : I read the news today...OH BOY! A young, blonde girl was outside, using a weed whacker to cut down some tall weeds, when suddenly...her cat jumped out from the tall weeds, and the weedwhacker cut off the cat's tail. Of course. The blonde got all upset, grabbed the cat and ran into her house...with the tail in one hand, and the kitty in the other. Instantly...she put the cat in her car with the cat, and tail. Then drove as quickly as she could to the nearest WALMART. As she ran inside....she met the old doorman and screamed at him...."I cut off my cats tail, where do I go to get it replaced?" The old man asked..."Why did you bring your cat here?" And the blonde said "I KNEW WALMART WAS THE BIGGEST "RE-TAIL-ER in the country!" https://www.ufaw.org.uk/images/animal-welfare/manzcat-main-photo.jpg -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 2] Author : Balu Date : 07-30-2019 10:03 PM https://i6.imageban.ru/out/2019/07/30/412dee5c470f525f8e09702d0f4b81ca.jpg 60% spring water is a new diet drink. Easy to drink chilled, contributes to appetite and good mood. It liberates consciousness, increases sociability, including with persons of the opposite sex. Shelf life in a closed container is unlimited. Ingredients: water - 60%, preservative (ethyl alcohol) - 40% -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 3] Author : Gunny Date : 07-31-2019 11:18 AM A young, blonde girl was outside, using a weed whacker to cut down some tall weeds, when suddenly...her cat jumped out from the tall weeds, and the weedwhacker cut off the cat's tail. Of course. The blonde got all upset, grabbed the cat and ran into her house...with the tail in one hand, and the kitty in the other. Instantly...she put the cat in her car with the cat, and tail. Then drove as quickly as she could to the nearest WALMART. As she ran inside....she met the old doorman and screamed at him...."I cut off my cats tail, where do I go to get it replaced?" The old man asked..."Why did you bring your cat here?" And the blonde said "I KNEW WALMART WAS THE BIGGEST "RE-TAIL-ER in the country!" https://www.ufaw.org.uk/images/animal-welfare/manzcat-main-photo.jpg About a lucky man who made the grade? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Downloaded from Debate Policy - Political Message Board (http://www.debatepolicy.com) at 03-28-2024 05:45 AM.