* * * Debate Policy - Political Message Board Thread * * * -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Thread : So There I was at Jess's Sister's ... Started at 02-19-2012 10:37 PM by Gunny Visit at http://www.debatepolicy.com/showthread.php?t=34343 -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 1] Author : Gunny Date : 02-19-2012 10:37 PM Title : So There I was at Jess's Sister's ... .. and did a total nose dive in the mud. Just freakin' yuck. Funny thing is, they were waiting for me to melt down over it. I was too busy laughing at myself. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 2] Author : WayInstain Date : 02-20-2012 09:46 AM .. and did a total nose dive in the mud. Just freakin' yuck. Funny thing is, they were waiting for me to melt down over it. I was too busy laughing at myself. Pics or it didn't happen. :popcorn: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 3] Author : Gunny Date : 02-20-2012 09:50 AM Pics or it didn't happen. :popcorn: Trust me. It happened. Got the boots on the porch to prove it. Not to mention Jess n sis laughted their butt's off at me. And no, you DON'T get pics of THAT. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 4] Author : CSM Date : 02-20-2012 09:52 AM Trust me. It happened. Got the boots on the porch to prove it. Not to mention Jess n sis laughted their butt's off at me. And no, you DON'T get pics of THAT. Ometimes, you just HAVE to laugh .... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 5] Author : WayInstain Date : 02-20-2012 09:53 AM Trust me. It happened. Got the boots on the porch to prove it. Not to mention Jess n sis laughted their butt's off at me. And no, you DON'T get pics of THAT. Damn. How'd they rate your dive? Did you stick the landing? Or did the landing just make you sticky? :laugh: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 6] Author : Gunny Date : 02-20-2012 09:55 AM Ometimes, you just HAVE to laugh .... I was cracking up. They were mortified. Apparently, my predecessor didn't have quite the same sense of humor I do. They didn't know what to do with me laughing at myself. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 7] Author : CSM Date : 02-20-2012 10:05 AM I was cracking up. They were mortified. Apparently, my predecessor didn't have quite the same sense of humor I do. They didn't know what to do with me laughing at myself. Well, I'm betting that you have rolled around in the mud more than once, given your past profession ... and that was intentional. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 8] Author : Gunny Date : 02-20-2012 10:34 AM Well, I'm betting that you have rolled around in the mud more than once, given your past profession ... and that was intentional. Oddly enough, it tasted like mud. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 9] Author : Jess Date : 02-20-2012 10:36 AM Damn. How'd they rate your dive? Did you stick the landing? Or did the landing just make you sticky? :laugh: Only my sister got to see it but she was pretty impressed with his commitment to the dive. Four-point landing and he had the muddy clothes to prove it. And she tried really hard not to laugh. Mostly, she was concerned that the old fella fell and broke his hip on her property. :whistling2: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 10] Author : Gunny Date : 02-20-2012 10:38 AM Only my sister got to see it but she was pretty impressed with his commitment to the dive. Four-point landing and he had the muddy clothes to prove it. And she tried really hard not to laugh. Mostly, she was concerned that the old fella fell and broke his hip on her property. :whistling2: I'm calling James Sokolove. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 11] Author : Jess Date : 02-20-2012 10:40 AM I'm calling James Sokolove. Go for it, sweetheart. A. She warned you it was greasy on top, which is why we didn't drive the truck across that area. B. It was an act of God. He's trying to get your attention one way or another. :halo9: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 12] Author : Gunny Date : 02-20-2012 10:44 AM Go for it, sweetheart. A. She warned you it was greasy on top, which is why we didn't drive the truck across that area. B. It was an act of God. He's trying to get your attention one way or another. :halo9: Uh huh. You're in trouble.:laugh: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 13] Author : Jess Date : 02-20-2012 10:47 AM Uh huh. You're in trouble.:laugh: Not thinking so. You'll notice that YOU are the one that God whapped in the back and sent flying to the prone position. It's a sign, dude. :poke: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 14] Author : Gunny Date : 02-20-2012 10:54 AM Not thinking so. You'll notice that YOU are the one that God whapped in the back and sent flying to the prone position. It's a sign, dude. :poke: :guns2: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 15] Author : Jess Date : 02-20-2012 01:41 PM :guns2: I ain't scared. All I gotta do is sic the minions on you. Or lead you to a muddy spot. :neener: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 16] Author : Gunny Date : 02-20-2012 08:47 PM I ain't scared. All I gotta do is sic the minions on you. Or lead you to a muddy spot. :neener: :smoke: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 17] Author : gabosaurus Date : 02-20-2012 09:24 PM I can envision it now... http://images.inmagine.com/400nwm/iris/auroraphotosrm-009/ptg01728134.jpg -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 18] Author : Gunny Date : 02-21-2012 11:17 AM I ain't scared. All I gotta do is sic the minions on you. Or lead you to a muddy spot. :neener: All you REALLY need is a 800 lb pig for me to gawk at and not pay attention to the ruts. I swear I've never seen a pig that big in my life. No wonder everyone's always scrambling to provide the sis with slop. :laugh: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 19] Author : Mr. P Date : 02-21-2012 01:11 PM Man, if ya really wanted to screw with the extended family, you should have screamed "INCOMING" as you went down! Then laughed yer ass off, cuz you slipped and scared the hell outta em! All at once. :laugh: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 20] Author : Gunny Date : 02-21-2012 01:59 PM Man, if ya really wanted to screw with the extended family, you should have screamed "INCOMING" as you went down! Then laughed yer ass off, cuz you slipped and scared the hell outta em! All at once. :laugh: Nah. I like Jess's sis. I'd bet money against her and most guys.:laugh: 'Cept she owns an 800 lb pig ... -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 21] Author : gabosaurus Date : 02-21-2012 03:35 PM 'Cept she owns an 800 lb pig ... I doubt Jess owns her sister. :thumb: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 22] Author : ConHog Date : 02-21-2012 03:36 PM I doubt Jess owns her sister. :thumb: Da fuck? I reported, new rule no family, try reading it. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 23] Author : gabosaurus Date : 02-21-2012 03:40 PM http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0408/BOYImage3.jpg -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 24] Author : ConHog Date : 02-21-2012 03:41 PM All you REALLY need is a 800 lb pig for me to gawk at and not pay attention to the ruts. I swear I've never seen a pig that big in my life. No wonder everyone's always scrambling to provide the sis with slop. :laugh: 3310 but he's "only " around 400 lbs. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 25] Author : darin Date : 02-21-2012 03:43 PM http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0408/BOYImage3.jpg Gabs - do you KNOW Jess and her Sister? That is to ask: Are you close enough to them to be making jokes which, on the surface, seem mean-spirited? Maybe you'll apologize and we'll move on? -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 26] Author : gabosaurus Date : 02-21-2012 03:48 PM Gabs - do you KNOW Jess and her Sister? That is to ask: Are you close enough to them to be making jokes which, on the surface, seem mean-spirited? Maybe you'll apologize and we'll move on? I'll apologize and move on if you promise not to make me meet Jess and her sister. :p -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 27] Author : darin Date : 02-21-2012 03:53 PM Gabs removed from thread. Sorry Jess. -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 28] Author : Jess Date : 02-22-2012 09:09 AM The next time we're over there, I'll take a picture of Mary to post here (that's the pet pig). We're just trying to figure out what to use for comparison, so you get the idea of how big she really is. Gunny says you have to see it to believe it. :laugh: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 29] Author : Mr. P Date : 02-22-2012 01:00 PM Nah. I like Jess's sis. I'd bet money against her and most guys.:laugh: 'Cept she owns an 800 lb pig ... Now, with this flaming of family thing at the forefront of our minds, I don't think it's a good idea to refer to her husband like that, Gunny. Just sayin :laugh: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 30] Author : Jess Date : 02-22-2012 08:59 PM Now, with this flaming of family thing at the forefront of our minds, I don't think it's a good idea to refer to her husband like that, Gunny. Just sayin :laugh: Nah, she thinks men are pretty much worthless. She has a bumper sticker that says "Men are not pigs. Pigs are intelligent, sensitive creatures.":cool: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- [Post 31] Author : Mr. P Date : 02-22-2012 09:12 PM Nah, she thinks men are pretty much worthless. She has a bumper sticker that says "Men are not pigs. Pigs are intelligent, sensitive creatures.":cool: :laugh: -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Downloaded from Debate Policy - Political Message Board (http://www.debatepolicy.com) at 03-28-2024 11:01 AM.