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    Default Military has secret plans......

    It has been learned that the US military has been running scenarios to guard against attacks from ALL other countries in the world (including Switzerland).

    There are attack scenarios, defensive and offensive ops planned, and filed away for possible future us.

    It has also been learned that the CIA, DIA, FBI and ATF have similar plans against possible domestic threats.

    ....at least now I can sleep better at night......

    .....stand by for a full report in The Onion newspaper.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadget (fmr Marine) View Post
    It has been learned that the US military has been running scenarios to guard against attacks from ALL other countries in the world (including Switzerland).

    There are attack scenarios, defensive and offensive ops planned, and filed away for possible future us.

    It has also been learned that the CIA, DIA, FBI and ATF have similar plans against possible domestic threats.

    ....at least now I can sleep better at night......

    .....stand by for a full report in The Onion newspaper.
    Ssssssssshhhhhhhhh that's super secret. You mean they 'war game scenarios?' Well it's something to bash whatever administration is in power with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathianne View Post
    Ssssssssshhhhhhhhh that's super secret. You mean they 'war game scenarios?' Well it's something to bash whatever administration is in power with.
    I think it's time to place the government on Double Secret Probation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 82Marine89 View Post
    I think it's time to place the government on Double Secret Probation.
    I've heard tell we have plans 'just in case' regarding Canada, Britain, France, and even the Jooosss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathianne View Post
    I've heard tell we have plans 'just in case' regarding Canada, Britain, France, and even the Jooosss.
    You didn't go there....tell me you didn't go there....CRAP...you went there.....

    Now its not a secret!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadget (fmr Marine) View Post
    You didn't go there....tell me you didn't go there....CRAP...you went there.....

    Now its not a secret!
    I know! My bad. Just like the NY Times, I leaked. Sigh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathianne View Post
    I've heard tell we have plans 'just in case' regarding Canada, Britain, France, and even the Jooosss.
    The Jooosss? Isn't he on trial in Las Vegas?
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