Originally Posted by
gabosaurus
Sorry bout that, but
1. You
2. Are
3. Full
4. Of
5. Shit
// java class that models liberal thought processes
public class liberalMentality extends far.left.wing.lunacy.from.the.1960s{
// constructor - creates a single instance of a liberal
public liberalMentality(){
MarxistDoctrine();
}
// method that mimics liberal behavior
public String liberalBehavior(String otherPersonsOpinion){
if(otherPersonsOpinion == anAcceptedLiberalPosition()){
return compliment(otherPersonsOpinion);
}
else {
return abusiveComments(otherPersonsOpinion);
}
}
// method that mimics the liberal's idea of debate
public String liberalsIdeaofDebate(String issue)
{
String ignore = factsAboutIssue(issue);
String rubbish = liberalPositionOnIssue(issue);
return rubbish;
}
}
How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin. - Ronald Reagan