Now that's an easy labor!

[Abbey Marie]

Is that a baby in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
(I just had to say it).


Newborn ends up in Pa. woman's pant leg Fri Feb 16, 6:45 AM ET

CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. - A woman gave birth to a boy outside a western Pennsylvania hospital — a delivery that happened so quickly that the newborn wound up in his mother's sweatpants.

"It happened so fast," Rebecca Johnson, 24, told the Daily Courier in Connellsville. "I didn't know what happened until he was in my pant leg."

Johnson had just gotten out of the car at Highlands Hospital in Connellsville and was still in the parking lot when her 5-pound, 15-ounce son, Mason Matthew Parkinson, arrived Wednesday.

An emergency room physician cut the umbilical cord in the parking lot, and doctors attended to Johnson until she could be taken to Uniontown Hospital, which has a maternity unit.

Mason, Johnson's fourth child, was doing well.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070216/...8AtXdutbsuQE4F

[Hagbard Celine]

Is that a baby in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
(I just had to say it).


Newborn ends up in Pa. woman's pant leg Fri Feb 16, 6:45 AM ET

CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. - A woman gave birth to a boy outside a western Pennsylvania hospital — a delivery that happened so quickly that the newborn wound up in his mother's sweatpants.

"It happened so fast," Rebecca Johnson, 24, told the Daily Courier in Connellsville. "I didn't know what happened until he was in my pant leg."

Johnson had just gotten out of the car at Highlands Hospital in Connellsville and was still in the parking lot when her 5-pound, 15-ounce son, Mason Matthew Parkinson, arrived Wednesday.

An emergency room physician cut the umbilical cord in the parking lot, and doctors attended to Johnson until she could be taken to Uniontown Hospital, which has a maternity unit.

Mason, Johnson's fourth child, was doing well.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070216/...8AtXdutbsuQE4F

Is the mother of the baby Jenna Jameson? Because thats the only person I know of who could physically have a baby fall out of her vagina.

[darin]

Is that a baby in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?
(I just had to say it).


Newborn ends up in Pa. woman's pant leg Fri Feb 16, 6:45 AM ET

CONNELLSVILLE, Pa. - A woman gave birth to a boy outside a western Pennsylvania hospital — a delivery that happened so quickly that the newborn wound up in his mother's sweatpants.

"It happened so fast," Rebecca Johnson, 24, told the Daily Courier in Connellsville. "I didn't know what happened until he was in my pant leg."

Johnson had just gotten out of the car at Highlands Hospital in Connellsville and was still in the parking lot when her 5-pound, 15-ounce son, Mason Matthew Parkinson, arrived Wednesday.

An emergency room physician cut the umbilical cord in the parking lot, and doctors attended to Johnson until she could be taken to Uniontown Hospital, which has a maternity unit.

Mason, Johnson's fourth child, was doing well.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070216/...8AtXdutbsuQE4F

AWESOME - moving to "Current Events/News'

[Hobbit]

Good thing she wasn't wearing a skirt...

[darin]

Is the mother of the baby Jenna Jameson? Because thats the only person I know of who could physically have a baby fall out of her vagina.

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[Nienna]

I know a woman who had something similar happen, only she was actually in the hospital room, and the baby fell on a rocking chair, not sweatpants...