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    Default Prison v. Work

    Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

    PRISON
    you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell

    WORK
    you spend the majority of your time in an 8x8 cubicle

    PRISON
    you get three meals a day, fully paid for

    WORK
    you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

    PRISON
    you get time off for good behavior

    WORK
    you get more work for good behavior

    PRISON
    the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you

    WORK
    you must often carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

    PRISON
    you can watch TV and play games

    WORK
    you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

    PRISON
    you get your own toilet

    WORK
    you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

    PRISON
    they allow your family and friends to visit

    WORK
    you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

    PRISON

    all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, with no work required

    WORK
    you pay all your own expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

    PRISON
    you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

    WORK
    you spend most of your time wanting to get out and get inside bars

    PRISON
    you must deal with sadistic wardens

    WORK
    we call them managers



    THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by avatar4321 View Post

    PRISON

    all expenses are paid by the taxpayers, with no work required

    WORK
    you pay all your own expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
    That one cracked me up!

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