Fix anything

**Mr. P** · 01-09-2007, 11:29 PM

With VERY large hammer! It always works!

**Pale Rider** · 01-10-2007, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. P

With VERY large hammer! It always works!

Ah yes... the notorious BFH!

**manu1959** · 01-12-2007, 12:03 AM

beat to fit .... paint to match

**Mr. P** · 01-12-2007, 12:11 AM

Originally Posted by manu1959

beat to fit .... paint to match

Paint?

no.

**manu1959** · 01-12-2007, 12:24 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. P

Paint?

no.

how about crank it downtill it breaks then back off a quarter turn

**Mr. P** · 01-12-2007, 12:29 AM

Originally Posted by manu1959

how about crank it downtill it breaks then back off a quarter turn

**manu1959** · 01-12-2007, 12:31 AM

Originally Posted by Mr. P

hammer = mexican torque wrench

sledge hammer = polish torque wrench

**Mr. P** · 01-12-2007, 12:48 AM

Crescent wrench = Tennessee socket wrench.

**Pale Rider** · 07-21-2007, 12:53 PM

Cut this damn board twice, and it's still too short...

**Mr. P** · 07-21-2007, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by Pale Rider

Cut this damn board twice, and it's still too short...

Sounds like a good lead into ((or punch line) of a Pollock joke.

**diuretic** · 07-21-2007, 08:50 PM

The Brits call a hammer a "Birmingham screwdriver". The people in Birmingham (UK) are not impressed. Me, I call it my favourite, most useful tool.

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