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    Default Democrat Hate For Bush Drove Me To The Bible

    I am breaking one of my own rules here, but I can’t help myself. I have always refrained from Biblical quotations in any politically conservative piece. I believe I understand what the first amendment says and what was meant by the founders regarding establishment. And though I believe that much of our Constitution and Amendments could be supported by passages from the Bible, the Torah, or the Qur’an, I’ve just chosen not to. But a passage from the New Testament Book of Matthew just keeps coming to mind as I hear the Left Wing Democrats carp about the Bush administration so I’m quoting it:

    "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own…”

    Plank number one is actually a timber from the Chapaquidic Bridge which lodged in the eye of the bloviating senior senator from Massachusetts while he paced the bridge contemplating career salvation as MaryJo’s last bubbles rose from the scotch saturated Oldsmobile.

    Plank number two is a big one: Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and the War on Poverty (Welfare). These planks will wreck the country when my unborn great or great-great grandchildren tell the tax collector to piss off.

    Plank number three is opposition to strict constructionist jurists sitting on the Supreme Court. William O. Douglas should have been tried as a seditionist. But the left/dems loved him.

    Plank number four is the democrat left’s violation of the 10th Amendment. There is absolutely nothing in Constitutional law about providing a public (socialized) education. This task should be returned to the states as intended and stop the federal brainwashing.

    Plank number five could just be the last straw, Al Gore styled environmentalism based of bad science and support for hate America. Kyoto would wreck the American economy.

    If the Democrats would just get the wood out of their eyes they might see more clearly that most Americans find them out of focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MIKESHARQ View Post
    I am breaking one of my own rules here, but I can’t help myself. I have always refrained from Biblical quotations in any politically conservative piece. I believe I understand what the first amendment says and what was meant by the founders regarding establishment. And though I believe that much of our Constitution and Amendments could be supported by passages from the Bible, the Torah, or the Qur’an, I’ve just chosen not to. But a passage from the New Testament Book of Matthew just keeps coming to mind as I hear the Left Wing Democrats carp about the Bush administration so I’m quoting it:

    "Why do you look at the speck of sawdust in your brother's eye and pay no attention to the plank in your own…”

    Plank number one is actually a timber from the Chapaquidic Bridge which lodged in the eye of the bloviating senior senator from Massachusetts while he paced the bridge contemplating career salvation as MaryJo’s last bubbles rose from the scotch saturated Oldsmobile.

    Plank number two is a big one: Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and the War on Poverty (Welfare). These planks will wreck the country when my unborn great or great-great grandchildren tell the tax collector to piss off.

    Plank number three is opposition to strict constructionist jurists sitting on the Supreme Court. William O. Douglas should have been tried as a seditionist. But the left/dems loved him.

    Plank number four is the democrat left’s violation of the 10th Amendment. There is absolutely nothing in Constitutional law about providing a public (socialized) education. This task should be returned to the states as intended and stop the federal brainwashing.

    Plank number five could just be the last straw, Al Gore styled environmentalism based of bad science and support for hate America. Kyoto would wreck the American economy.

    If the Democrats would just get the wood out of their eyes they might see more clearly that most Americans find them out of focus.
    Hate to break the news to ya, MIKESHARQ, but there are so many planks in the eyes of most Americans they can't SEE anymore.
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    Default Hard to keep the faith sometimes

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    I understand what you say. It's difficult to keep the faith if you watch much TV. Hang in there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MIKESHARQ View Post
    Mr.P
    I understand what you say. It's difficult to keep the faith if you watch much TV. Hang in there.
    Faith? In what? MORONS that could give a shit?
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    Democrat Hate For Bush Drove Me To The Bible
    Well, finally the Dems have done something worthwhile!

    Nice piece, Mike. We need to reduce the libs to plankton and feed them to the whales.
    Last edited by Abbey Marie; 01-10-2007 at 05:28 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    Well, finally the Dems have done something worthwhile!

    Nice peice, Mike. We need to reduce the libs to plankton and feed them to the whales.
    Thanks Abby--that was deep !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dilloduck View Post
    Thanks Abby--that was deep !!
    ...as the deep blue sea?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    ...as the deep blue sea?
    bingo

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    Default Plankton---I Love It

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    I love puns almost as much as the thing I love most.
    FABULOUS ONE - Thanks
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIKESHARQ View Post
    Abbey

    I love puns almost as much as the thing I love most.
    FABULOUS ONE - Thanks
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    You are a gifted writer, Mike.

    (Would it be forward to ask what you love most?)

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    Default Ist Love

    Abbey:

    Be as forward as you like. THE TRINITY
    Then Betty, Then Puns.
    Mike

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    Get a ROOM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MIKESHARQ View Post
    Abbey:

    Be as forward as you like. THE TRINITY
    Then Betty, Then Puns.
    Mike
    Awesome!
    Last edited by Abbey Marie; 01-10-2007 at 06:28 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbey View Post
    ...as the deep blue sea?
    good movie.

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