That Ive decided to come forward as the father of Anna Nicole's child. I may have never slept with her, but I believe that fact alone makes me far more qualified to take care of the child and more trustworthy to take care of that money.
Seeker of virtue
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That Ive decided to come forward as the father of Anna Nicole's child. I may have never slept with her, but I believe that fact alone makes me far more qualified to take care of the child and more trustworthy to take care of that money.
Optimistically Agnostic
That makes you what, #13503005021?Originally Posted by avatar4321
That Ive decided to come forward as the father of Anna Nicole's child. I may have never slept with her, but I believe that fact alone makes me far more qualified to take care of the child and more trustworthy to take care of that money.
God bless America, but she stole the "b" from bless.
Seeker of virtue
Yes, but as I am the only one who didnt sleep with her I think that makes me most qualified
Scoundrel
I'd jump in the ring with that argument, but as somebody who has yet to demostrate the responsibility of holding a full time job while paying a complex set of bills, I doubt I'm qualified to care for a child just yet. Still, I think I'd better trust that gorilla with the pet cat in that sappy children's book (Koko, I think) with the care of a child than anybody lining up for the job right now.Yes, but as I am the only one who didnt sleep with her I think that makes me most qualified
"Lighght"
- This 'poem' was bought and paid for with $2,250 of YOUR money.
Name one thing the government does better than the private sector and I'll show you something that requires the use of force to accomplish.
Seeker of virtue
Dude, you dont have to have a job. youd get all the money to take care of the kid
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